samuel

art requests open | he/him | over 18 | butch dyke

[mybeautifulchristianjourney]

[sicknastie]

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[maggotfeed]

gay ever since he was born

[werewolf-transgenderism]

more like seattle torment

[devilspenguins]

I'm gonna need an Expansion Wrapped when this is all over...

You had to say goodbye to 14 of your favourite players.

You crashed out over your team's GM's decisions 27 times.

You spent 4 hours reading the Expansion Rules and still only understood 70% of them.

Your heart shattered into 417 pieces.

You refreshed the pwhl news page 189982 times.

You lost 56 hours of sleep over this expansion.

25% of the news you read turned out to be fake. Your dislike of Ian Kennedy increased by 63%.

You are in the top 10% of fans most affected by this expansion. But look on the bright side, at least you're not a Seattle Torrent fan.

[machinesonmute-deactivated20210]

the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and

[vangogh-vanhoe]

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[anton--rayne]

watching a murder movie but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don't agree with the fascistic propaganda of the intruder harming the ideal suburban life

[ataraxetta]

DID YOU KNOW that sometimes characters lie. out loud to others and internally to themselves, and it'll happen right there on the page. other times they are just flat out wrong and don't know it. oftentimes they don't ever find that out. a sizable portion of any story is decidedly not cold hard fact.

[madisoneliseeeeee]

Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?

[lycanthropicture]

i love a show that gives ME what i want. not the audience. im not the audience. im specialer than the audience. i have wants that are better than the audience. yeah. i said it. im better at watching television than most people. i get what i want and if i dont then the show is bad. write this down.

[lesbiandavidward]

[loveandlegacy]

as a rule it's always more interesting when two people who know each other outlive a third person that they both loved and then their relationship becomes So Much Weirder and more emotionally fraught, entangled, and charged when that third person dies

[amygdalae]

My problem with heterosexual romance novels (which I am reading under duress due to my coworker book club but find somewhat entertaining cuz they're not something I normally wld read) is that whenever the love interest is an asshole the author also makes him all dommy dom. when what I really want is for him to be thoroughly put in his place. All of these shithead Christian grey knockoff guys in these books would be excellent brat material but nobody cares what I want. Nobody cares what I want

[punkitt-is-here]

you ever think about how funny it is that basically every animal on earth has a secret shiny player 2 palette swap just in its back pocket

[inhumaninterest]

Would it help to know there's more?

Melanism is the reverse of albinism, the animal has an excess of pigementation.

And then there's Abundism; where there's only a partial excess resulting in much larger patches of melanin but without completely covering the animal

And Leucism which is partial albinism.

[bebx]