so who am i to throw stones from my glass house

devi/sheph (she/they). rb heavy and sometimes shitposts i am chronically unable to make serious art. follows from meoware

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

[bgm05]

[wayneradiotv]

[devildaisies]

[egglit-the-determined]

[junk-thunder]

go on baby, dap me up

you wanna be a good homie for mommy, don't you?

[dogpuppy]

[ougougougoug]

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

[ougougougoug]

[ougougougoug]

[ougougougoug]

[ougougougoug]

[ougougougoug]

[ougougougoug]

[ougougougoug]

[ougougougoug]

[ougougougoug]

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

[ougougougoug]

without joe biden

[ougougougoug]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[bravelycowering]

[d0penati0n]

[woodmeat]

how do you sit in that front seat and not blow your legs off when you turn the radio on

[zuowei]

no one knows but look at that ass man

[woodmeat]

fuck u mean look at that ass its like 12 sub woofers in the door

[eveningcolor]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Modern Wizard Solutions

[monelyslave-noscopekween600thou]

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

[hackercult]

yo hit me up i got deals on bulk cuz idk how long im gonna be around - the suicidal plug

[cowboywizardfromouterspace]

i cant stop thinking about the suicidal plug

[catboybreeder]

when your friend starts some drama and says “a little bird told me…” and you know full well you’re the little bird

[dickstolebyanalien-deactivated2]

boymoder neo: why are my nipples so sensitive?

bisexual morpheus: youre using them for the first time

[strawberry-crocodile]

"boymoder neo" up there with "evil sauron"

[sunfortune]

crying

[ardentguilt]

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

[kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202]

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

[german-milfs]

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

[cowboywizardfromouterspace]

nicolas cage and adam sandler and similar in the way they both just say yes to whatever shitty movie is thrown at them indiscriminately but the difference is adam sandler does absolutely nothing to make his performance unique or good while nicolas cage puts his whole pussy into it no matter what

[cowboywizardfromouterspace]

what the fuck kinda name even is geordie greep

[cowboywizardfromouterspace]

sometimes i feel like you guys have to be pulling my fucking leg when you say this shit is some of the best music youve ever heard