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Perpetually dishevelled and infrequently dabbling in what can be loosely described as comedy. Be aware that I try to use trigger warnings when I can, but things will probably slip through the net.

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[starshipcaptainjojo]

SOUND ON SOUND ON SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOUND ON

[nomnivore1]

Seeing @thetomska on tumblr is surreal because normally everyone remotely famous gets bullied off of the site but he’s still here, which means he’s either putting up with it or is just being left alone, like everyone just decided he was fine.

The population of the abondoned clown factory is fifty billion clowns, an equal amount of porn bots, and Tom cause he seems alright.

[thetomska]

[im-simmin]

he only comes on this website once a month to post 50 things in the span of 10 minutes

[thetomska]

[thetomska]

[helloitsbees]

people on twitter will say literally anything huh

[helloitsbees]

im taking these away until you show me that you can use them responsibly

[helloitsbees]

[planetclaires-deactivated202404]

that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.

[musingsofbooboothefool-deactiva]

the gargoyle instinct

[coolxatu]

unquenchable desire to be the protag in an indie film about teenage disillusionment

[dustiestsquid]

All of my problems are at ground level

[lifewithoutcosette-deactivated2]

How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

[samanthasbarkss]

this always cheers me up.

[mysharona1987]

I don’t know who played Mr Blobby here.

But that guy deserved a Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy Award here.   

He is hysterical. 

[mysharona1987]

Jack still being so suspicious.

[taragrimface]

what is this.

[gammywank]

an anxiety attack

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

He gone

Bonus:

[slumberblues]

Jack: no fear

Mr Blobby: J̡̼̓̓ͮ͑ͩͭ̇͞A̧̬̙̹̝̻̼ͯ̑͆̉̿C̯̬̯̬̤̻̦̞̎̐̈̏́͗̀̐͘Kͭ҉̹̼̭̹̻͢

Jack: one fear

[paintchipsfromthewall]

if you haven’t seen this.

[bears-are-trans]

Be blessed

[eeeeeeeeeeeek]

mr. blobby’s got me WRECKED

[sufferingenby]

“Apologies jack; Mr Blobby”

“/oh fuck/”

[wumblr]

danny devito made this

[wumblr]

the what

[meow-moment]

hold on looking something up

[satanfemme]

hazmat suit but make it goth

[decaynow]

Tripp hazmat suit

[satanfemme]

fuck with me

[genderslayer]

the tripp hazmat suit stays on during sex

[wumblr]

oh

[meow-moment]

ok i could have just scrolled down

[wherda-cat]

This is one of those ‘kind of sorry I get it’ jokes…

[jabberwockypie]

Oh no.

[dovewithscales]

Oh.

[z-o-r-a-k]

Hate this comic because i didnt get the joke for a hot minute and my stoned ass went and googled “Are ducks birds”

[wolfsheims]

Visit Original Link

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

[worldsgr8estgrandma]

[martinidog-deactivated20181219]

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

[dr-peppermint]

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

[havingchanged]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[thivus]

im the chad who she places change gently into my hand after anon

[gaming-succubus]

im sorry but this is so fucking funny

[parakeet]

remember when my little pony had an actual brony character on the show, ‘broni friendzoni’, whos cutie mark was grumpy cat

[cungadero]

[scottishtwitter]

[shencomix]

[feanslorg]

[biomic]

this bit from hbomberguy’s new video on climate denial is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i’m tired of seeing memes for shit i’ve never fucking heard of so here’s some memes for a piece of media that doesn’t fucking exist. fuck you.

[dankmemeuniversity]