hello

bella, 20. this blog is a mess and im unsure about my whole life

[ihatepissvortex]

found in a Roomba technical support thread

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[meatpuppit]

actually nothing but respect for the local sex toy store in my city just telling people they can shoplift morning after pills if they need to.

[rolodextra]

[no-known-cure-deactivated202509]

[theocseason4]

Literally the most collectively delusional freakish behavior I have ever experienced online

[armadillorollup]

Beach field trip

based on: 

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

going to the room labeled "men", the mens room, to see some men

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

wtf theres just a buncha fucking toilece in here

[manlethotline]

being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don't understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.

[aworldofhurt-deactivated2021121]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[marisatomay]

all i’m saying is the le creuset signature dutch oven in fig would make me normaler

[marisatomay]

she could fix me

[everythingfox]

Baby axolotl

(via)

[groundlessness-deactivated20240]

I just want to read a few books per week, learn multiple languages, and a couple of instruments, become more proficient at advanced mathematics, write essays and books, exercise regularly, sleep eight hours per night, eat really healthily, have an active social life including enjoying all of my close relationships, and be really sexy. Is that really so unreasonable

[hawlucha]

[sketchyfool]

you forgot this panel

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

[nyanguardparty]

this is literally a world heritage post, the inception of “killing me instantly”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tottosgreatadventure]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

[legendaryjellyfishfest]