if a mantis shrimp was a person

Not gods bravest soldier but for SURE the king’s sluttiest court jester

[poopgurl69]

Ppbbbbbbt

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[seased]

Visit Original Link

[innerchildabortionclinic]

favorite genre of joke. starting a collection

[w0rldisafish]

Simon and his beautiful top gill scars!!

[carby]

Roses are red, my favorite season is fall,

[luxiomahariel]

a trans man talking about the fact that he has a uterus and needs access to reproductive healthcare is not him saying that he is a woman. why the fuck are yall acting like having a uterus = being a woman. deeply transphobic fucking behavior.

[coyotenoodlesoup]

Does anyone have a good screencap or picture of the little plant in the glass amulet Simon had wrapped around his wrist in Iron Lung? I really wanted to design a tattoo off of it, but I can’t find ANY pictures that include it. The only one I’ve seen has a glare on the glass and I can’t see the shape of the plant 🧍‍♂️

[normal-horoscopes]

[I WAKE BOLT UPRIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DEFLECT A CURSE WITH A TENNIS RACKET AND IMMEDIATELY FALL BACK ASLEEP]

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

[fernsnailz]

my seal drawing

[segamascott]

[dykeleftinhotcar]

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

[orcboxer]

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

[coyotenoodlesoup]

“do you think you socialize normally” bro are you fucking serious

[were---ralph]

tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

[psych-is-the-name]

TAHW ruoy

[fireflylies]

yM

flowereW

dneirfyoB

[micajestr]

??thgir taht gnidaer I ma ,yrros m'I

[canlsterofsoda]

YM

[official-pinterest]

?dehsurc gnitteg nolemretaw eht erongi annog tsuj er'ew oS

[psych-is-the-name]

nolemretaW

[infinite-archive]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i am very good at wildlife photography

[eringotkilled]

[vetchtibbles]

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

[theman6785]

Rotten Tomatoes critics be like: