hey. you ever wonder why we're here?

[ kcasper / they/them / 18 ] i want to go to the CAVES LET ME IN,,, LET ME IN!!!!!

[ahhhdownwego]

How do you sleep at night?

[bluemuffin-draws]

Eva Strapp or whatever

Print

[digitalmyyth]

everyone needs their own pet scientist

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[swarnpert]

getting on the treadmill at the gym and listening to bloodcurdling screams and scary noises and running as fast as i can screaming and crying and freaking out and looking behind me like someone's chasing me for like 30 minutes and then i immediately stop and leave like nothing happened

[ambrystoma]

Hitting the Jeremy during ur bosses important meetings

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[pendej0elquel0l34]

[gobelindoll]

im rereading project hail mary already dont judge

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[maja-paja]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[egregore-engine]

people will see a structural problem and go "is anybody going to attribute to this a surface-level issue that is a symptom and not the cause" without waiting for an answer

[cryingjuiceboxx]

Posting more cosplay stuff on here because I miss it :(. A Marcille from Momo con 2024

Photographed by: phantombphoto on instagram

Costume made by me (instagram no.rose.bud)

[killrockstar]

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad