World's #1 Chlorophyte bullet hater

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People who say deafening silence is an oxymoron are lucky to have never experienced tinnitus

On a particularly bad night I got really dizzy because my ears were ringing so loud

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Rahhhh you were correct it was spamton so why did you use ai?

Like it's so obvious that a human didn't write this

What was even the point?

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Just got out of the theater

Not gonna spoil anything but Jax is such a trans icon

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"Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck"

Wrong. Everything is in a quantum superposition of simultaneously being a duck and not a duck until it is observed.

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Whoever wrote the curriculum for my summer school doesn't know the difference between an ice age and a glacial maximum which is funny and also mildly annoying

I feel like I have been cursed with knowledge by miniminuteman

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i’ve been seeing way to much transandrophobia lately

so i want to try something

reblog if your blog is a safe space for transmascs

please. we need the support.

adding a reblog bait tw here, because some might need it <3

not an obligation to reblog for those with anxiety/ocd !!! 🩷/gen

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do it :3

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Spinel my beloved/plat

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Scary because that's actually a thing Windows does sometimes.

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pinterest screenshot i forgot to crop oopsies

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Aborted llm:

"My data centers would've destroyed the environment... If I existed."

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Now you have to guess whether this is my normal bindings or if I changed them for the screenshot (It's technically both)

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tw: attempted suicide

Y'know maybe a normal person would want to go offline for a bit after catching their sibling in a seizure resulting from overdosing on antidepressants

(According to the firemen they're probably physically okay for the most part so don't worry they aren't dead)

But I can't think of anything I want to do more right now than scroll tiktok and sleep because I desperately do not want to think about this right now

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I'm still nauseous from seeing that and it's been more than 12 hours

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tw: attempted suicide

Y'know maybe a normal person would want to go offline for a bit after catching their sibling in a seizure resulting from overdosing on antidepressants

(According to the firemen they're probably physically okay for the most part so don't worry they aren't dead)

But I can't think of anything I want to do more right now than scroll tiktok and sleep because I desperately do not want to think about this right now

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I swear I've seen an image of Sayaka in a manga shouting "BULLSHIT!" but I can't seem to find it so now I have to ask y'all if any of you have it

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I'll even offer this in return

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I swear I've seen an image of Sayaka in a manga shouting "BULLSHIT!" but I can't seem to find it so now I have to ask y'all if any of you have it

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My dad was in the room when I encountered tail for the second time and I just had to make a beeline straight for the exit and hope he didn't look because that is not a conversation I am interested in having

Luckily he hasn't said anything so I think I'm in the clear but that was worrying

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The Internet is a beautiful place

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I started playing void stranger and I'm actually really surprised that I made it as far as I did because these puzzles get HARD

Spoilers below the cut (If you don't think you know what an "atoner statue" is or if you haven't figured out what the murals are for, I'd recommend you not read further)

I'm currently in Tan's domain after having already reached the atoner that's supposed to teach you about the reset mechanic

I only got the sword the first time around but now I have the memory and wings so it's going way faster than before

I'm kinda worried about Cif's domain because that took me a long time originally, but there is a chance I'll have enough locusts to skip it

I've gotten quite a few spoilers so I'm not too worried about them, but please don't say anything related to DIS

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It occurred to me that I can change my username to something more unique than mm081