CrackedBrulee

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[lambiesvault]

Your gods might be cruel, mine is kind<3

[theragamuffininitiative]

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

[lilyblisslys]

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

[what-even-is-thiss]

Shoutout to the people who grew up in a house where being gay or trans was just never talked about.

Shoutout to the people whose parents support lgbt rights but never told their kids until they were in their teens or twenties because they said it was “difficult to explain to children”.

Shoutout to the people whose religious communities came out in support just a little too late.

Shoutout to everyone afraid to come out just because they know they’ll be safe physically but they don’t know how everything will change socially.

Shoutout to everyone whose internalized homophobia that they’re trying to overcome came from subtle cues and not explicit statements.

Shoutout to the in betweeners. The pain you felt is real.

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[maxknightley]

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

[haiang]

THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

[sadisticssre]

I promise, you will get all my love..

[eulaties]

tgcf ad is so back see yall in august <333

[fangirlingpuggle]

Yet another silly SVSSS AU/fic prompt where SY transmigrates into demon/creature within the endless abyss. He's been transmigrated there hundreds of years before the plot and decides to spend time making abyss a little awful and organized.

If he can fix some plot points and get things less chaotic (airplane seriously just crept adding stuff that made zero sense to get more sex scenes) so SY will fix that and make things less bad for Binghe...

He ends up taking over the entire abyss without realizing. Man is emperor of the abyss.

Xin Mo has been begging SY to wield it but SY is like 'i'm not touching the protagonists golden finger, why would I do that i'm just an NPC'

SY has not realized he's the feared emperor of the abyss, tales of his power have even reached outside texts, he is the great terror that rules over all others and untied all the creatures under his power.

He just keeps thinking this is just to make things easier for Binghe... he's mentioned a few times about LBH and his subjects have heard a heavenly demon hat will fall in who SY talks about with adoration.

Clearly they all decide SY is a seer (it would explain a lot) and LBH is their future bride.

LBH falls into abyss ready to start revenge arc... only to get scooped up by first demons who see him and take him palace to apparently 'future husband' LBH is ready to start killing... until he meets SY.

Empress of the abyss suddenly sounds very appealing.

SY: I can help Binghe go though this arc with less trauma and then i'm sure he'll leave and become emperor

LBH: I am empress of the abyss and I am never leaving.

[fangirlingpuggle]

SQH has been waiting for protagonist to get out of the abyss and plot to start in earnest.. only it's been 5 years and nothing.

No takeover in any demonic lands, no plots as cultivation sects and no wives appear to have been acquired.

He has no idea what's happening, where's the plot? where's the revenge? wheres the harem?

Stallion protagonist is missing in action and SQH is confused. The script is out the window and his system seems to have just given up? No missions or anything.

MBJ is taking over territory and expanding power... he no longer wants a spy (he has no need for one since the sect isn't of any importance to him without LBH revenge) SQH thinks he's gonna die earlier... only MBJ just scoops him up and is keeping in in North permanently... (he's been bridenapped and hasn't figured it out yet)

It's only when SQH is arranging meeting with abyssal emperor (who SQH is 99% sure he never wrote but he didn't have a lot of lore in notes that he had to throw out because the lore wasn't selling with anyone other than peerless cucumber)

When in meeting he sees emperor and his empress... who is his stallion protagonist.

He's so shocked he almost misses that he's introduced as queen of the North.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I’m making marinara sauce again, time to insult Italy through cooking

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Okay so update: I remembered that I have a bit of duck fat in my fridge leftover from an important meal so the onions are being caramelized in duck fat which feels fancier than what I should be doing

I also purchased a can opener because the last time I bought tomato paste I opened the can with a kitchen knife and spite

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Having my trust the process moment

Picture taken before adding all the tomato

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Forgot to post this but here’s the finished product, I have two jars of marinara put away and the pizza has half mozzarella half Swiss, I ate the whole pizza so I’d say that’s a good enough review

[i-miss-poptropica]

Maybe the true 2026 Tumblr Sexy Man was the marinara sauce we made along the way

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

There’s definitely someone who clicked my account, thought it was a cooking blog and got really confused about where the contest is being held and this reminded me of that

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 25 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 25 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 26 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[selfcarereminder]

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

[daysleftofsecondterm]

959 days left

[what-even-is-thiss]

You’d think that plants would be easy. Sunlight and water, right? But nooo. They have secret other needs and sometimes even when all of those are met they decide to just die anyways.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh you got planted one inch too far to the left? Got 1% too much shade? Fuck you.

[nevernovember]

#rip ares i'm sorry you were socially outcasted for making a morally correct decision baby

@emerdoodls This tag lives rent free in my head btw

[isbergillustration]

Prideful Awooing

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet