all aboard the hot mess express

she/they|21|♍️ Depressed college student™️

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[aysweezy]

[jbirdoftheriverlands-deactivate]

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

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[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[nezumionice]

I REBLOGGED THIS EARLIER TODAY AND I THINK ONE OF MY FRIENDS DEVELOPED A CRUSH ON ME OMGOMG THIS SHIT WORKS

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[jessesthoughtsandmore-deactivat]

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

[yess-dadddy-deactivated20170430]

Hell no.

[letmeseeyourdicks]

Sorry

[atechnicalmanual]

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

[stalkerazzi365]

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

[ricanass]

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

[flannel-beards-bikes]

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

[playtime-and-pastels-blog]

Scrolled past but got paranoid

[woweewlw]

y

[myfriesarewet]

I was going to ignore this

[rubberupandmakeitstarker]

GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS POST

[bottomphiwip]

porn blogs care about their moms

[danandphilbanging]

Not risking this

[ericharr1s]

Came up on my dash & I don’t wanna risk it

[dklebold-vodka-deactivated20180]

GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS POST²

[drunken-humanity]

Oops love my mom too much

[aestheticklebold-blog]

i LOVE MY MOM TO MUCH LOL

[the11th-plague]

MOM I LOVE YOU

[ohpedromypedros-main]

I LOVE MY MOTHER WITH MY WHOLE HEART SO BITCH I AM REBLOGGING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

[knights-of-ben-solo]

UGH

[somewhere-over-the-reylo]

Ffs

[hai-resdaynia]

I mean I don’t actually care but just my luck I’d end up stuck with my father and he’s an asshole so *shrug*

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

We’re all going to have PTSD and agoraphobia by the end of April

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Like, my grandparents lived through the Great Depression and never really managed to give up their learned habits from that experience. Now, instead of “Why are you guys sitting in the dark? You can afford to turn lights on…” it’s going to be “Why do you feel guilty about going to the grocery store? You aren’t infecting anybody.”

[batboyblog]

I’m already planning to have big bottles of hand sanitizer, and gloves for the rest of my life, also I want to buy an old school freezer, you know those ones that look like a coffin? I want one, and I want to fill it with frozen meat so I never EVER have to feel this fucking terror of what I’ll do if I run out of food. 

[adobsonartworks]

This is an actual phenomenon called collective trauma, and yeah it can do just that.

[teathattast]

[retrogamingblog2]

Animal Crossing Gyroid Planter made by Seledity

[lluviagf]

sometimes the heart's like !!!!!!!! and there's nothing you can do about it

[bpdsoul]

Is this about anxiety or love

[dechart]

yes

[ghosticalz]

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

[localcryptdweller]

As someone failing science, I need this pigeon to work.

[technicallyoneofakind]

As someone facing a few financial crisis I need this pigeon to take care of their feet. Don’t wear shoes all day, pigeon. It’s not good for them.

[lovethi5]

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

[takealookatyourlife]

Athena blessed her with the ability to protect herself and men beheaded her for it.

[takealookatyourlife]

[bloodasredlipstick-deactivated2]

That’s actually a really intetesting intpretation of it I hadn’t thought of. Most people seem to think Athena turned Medusa into a gorgon as punishment for defiling her temple, but thinking that she did so to protect her from being abused again is interesting and I like it!

[gabyluvsxena]

Athena’s hands were tied. Yes, she was a powerful Goddess, but she was very much a woman in a “boys club”, and the true offending party (don’t think for a moment that Athena blamed Medusa for being raped in the temple, Athena knows better) held all the cards. There was nothing that Athena could do to punish the true criminal, and she was expected to punish Medusa by everyone else. What’s a Goddess to do when she cannot punish those who need to be punished and is expected to punish not only the truly innocent party, but her most beloved follower? Use that incredible brain power she had to protect Medusa at all costs, and of course the men would see it as punishment, to be have her beauty stripped from her and sent to live in the shadows. Medusa should have been KILLED for supposedly defiling the temple, whether she truly did or not, but she was given the gift of life, and the ability to protect herself and her daughters (who she bore thanks to Poseidon). This is why Medusa’s image was used to signify woman’s shelters and safe houses.

Medusa means “guardian; protectress”, and she was.

[heartbreak-pudding]

excuse me while i write the novel 

[mmmwhatchabrayyy]

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

[micdotcom]

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

[discoverynews]

We’re trying this tonight!

[askragtatter]

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

[queenofsabah]

?????????????

[potatogestapo]

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

[rewritethis-story]

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

[queensimia-deactivated20181215]

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

[orikomi-deactivated20181216]

me gonna try it

[aconitvms-deactivated20171225]

dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

[hereafteryyh]

This is a personal attack.

[kyraneko]

Don’t talk to me or my 67 tabs ever again.

[metapianycist]

im in this photo and i don’t like it