the emperor of ice cream

I’m not a real doctor but I am a real worm

[oneheadtoanother]

[sycamorality]

"why is the character like that" >look inside character >it's the author's subconscious attempt to love themself

[sycamorality]

this is meant positively by the way. sometimes you love the character so much you end up putting a piece of yourself in it to learn how it is to love yourself without realising and thats ok.

[suchprettypieces]

Truly, I believe this.

[jurassicpeanut]

No bond stronger than a disabled girl and her disabled cat

[squeakitties]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

new type of guy just dropped

[peregrinethegryphon]

Speaking of PCOS getting renamed, let’s take a moment to celebrate that medical scientists are actually allowed to change the names of their discoveries, because paleontologists can’t fucking relate.

Sorry, why did you name this whale “King Lizard”? They thought it was a reptile when they first discovered it? Ok well can’t you change it? No?

Hey why is this clade called “False Crocodiles” when it contains all crocodiles? Oh, it used to be classified differently and only included an offshoot of crocodile-like animals, but now it includes the entire crocodile branch of the archosaur family tree? So, now all crocodiles are false crocodiles? Uh huh. ok. great.

[genderfeel]

my ttyd girlsssssss and also mario is there too

[twistcmyk]

A Mutual Understanding Between Nerds

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[lonestatus]

i just PLATINUMED morning wake up routine

-100% of showers taken

-100% of breakfast eaten

-solved optional face washing puzzle

-collected every clothing, accessory, and makeup item

-100% teeth brushed

[swagglessmoth]

What do you want to be when you grow up?

[zoazoaa]

I'm a time traveller from the 20th century. I travelled 26 years into the future to deliver this message. At a speed of 1 year per year

[cheaphalloweencostume]

people love to pretend rap is THE misogyny genre and that for some mysterious reason, it’s the ONLY genre defined by its misogyny. and, in fact, it’s PRAXIS to hate rap and never listen to it. how very interesting! i wonder what that reason could be! can any of YOU imagine what that reason may be? 🤔

[cheaphalloweencostume]

lol saw someone saying this, went to their profile, terf. fork found in kitchen. clockwork

[pangur-and-grim]

she's such an elegant old lady

[distortionincarnate]

Opposite of my 23 year old

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[pangur-and-grim]

he’s learned that he can see into my neighbour’s window

[pangur-and-grim]

you cannot escape the gaze of Belphegor

[pangur-and-grim]

the problem with getting kidnapped by jigsaw is that I'd probably get impatient and start going for it before the instructions played, and then if I learned I was doing it wrong I'd be too stubborn to change my methodology. so I'd be waving around my severed hand like "look, I did it" while he's just like "the key was in the dog. you had to eat the smelly dog to get the key."

[pangur-and-grim]