[pokemon-personalities]

my two defining features are my sleepiness and my inability to reply to people in a timely manner

[tokyoukai]

[dogalmighty]

the only difference between me and a medieval peasant is that I can make a Spotify playlist to express my feelings

[bumblebeebats]

medieval peasant: Behold, friends; i have composed the perfect List of Plays to express my agonies and woes in this trying time!

medieval peasant’s friends: this list be just Toxicke by Brittany of Spears 20 times in a row, thou canst not play this

medieval peasant: i canst, ‘tis my lute

[sootdust]

[twoweeks]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Th4WQFV5u

[nicotinedaydreamss]

you will bloom if you take the time to water yourself

[appleandelder]

Wasn’t able to acquire a tom due to social distancing but a wild one walked in today and mated with our females !

[belle-tane]

You: I wish I had some turkey dick

Forest Gods: I got U

[graveyarddirt]

When the genii loci are pleased. 😂

[whitepeopletwitter]

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[hamster-run-faster]

did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours

[sanerontheinside]

……… fuck.

[variablejabberwocky]

#self care#you are both an endangered species and the zookeeper responsible for its care#and some days that means you are both a grouchy wolverine and the bastard that has to give it a suppository#your superpower is that youre the only person capable of this#not even superman can fight your giant angry weasel ass#swith Great power comes great responsibility so go take a nap

[tomboyluce]

The latest addition just…

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there’s a quarantine going on… no pressure but i KNOW ya’ll have WIPs

[madtumbleson]

[tokyogrey]

[artoo]

thank you, mark

[melyzard]

This is the only Star Wars discourse I’m interested in right now.

[postilionstruckbylightning]

Mark Hamill said droid rights.

[luke-is-very-gay]

This is the real Luke Skywalker

[cranky-hamster]

Bitches say they’re fine then put on twin sized mattress by the front bottoms.

It’s me I’m bitches

[sigeel]

finally finished up this one! their body is ready! lol

[azal666draws-deactivated2020061]

Laughed so hard on hades,love it. He handsome as well :0

[genterie]

[nicotinedaydreamss]

you will bloom if you take the time to water yourself

[chewynecklace]

💜>> sephora