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All-Around Arrogant Guy

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Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

[mistertotality]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

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[da-at-ass]

It's okay to be a man who...

Is emotionally sensitive

Is honest about having feelings

Is open about having flaws

Likes cute and pretty things

Likes dressing in cute and pretty things

Is delicate

Is elegant

Is unsure whether it’s okay to be those things

Dances and sings with enthusiasm and heart

Empathizes with the feelings and experiences of others

Admits being wrong

Cries

And it’s understandable that you’re afraid to show all of that to a world that seems determined to erase it from you.

No matter what they say, you are who you are.

[zoetakitty]

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Shrek (2001)

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

Why is this so well rendered?

[alumx]

I’m fucking speechless

[bapouro]

i was looking through medieval drawings of demons the other day and i found the demons that make you gay  

[doctordisaster]

Look at these friendly and kind boys! The mlm demon with his overly fashionable haircut and the wlw demon with such big ears to listen & be supportive. They’re both so glad you’re happy together.

[gostaks]

evidence that I actually live in a video game

I always wear the same clothing

idle animation

awkward dialog

sometimes I get stuck on doors and have to back up and try again

yesterday I tried to stand up and my entire body stopped working and I ended up in a T-pose on the floor

[theladygodieva]

I approach people and repeat conversations I already had with them. More than once. 

[sunegami]

sometimes I enter a room then immediately leave again

[helila]

if you talk to me long enough, i will run out of dialogue lines and start repeating old ones

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Never seen a bug like this in Ohio before, but then again I found it hitch-hiking in a box of bananas at work, so who knows where it came from?

No really, if you know where it came from, or what it is, please tell me; I want to know if its safe to release. And or what I can feed it.

Update: I do believe my little friend is a Satin Stowaway moth.  Need to do more research though; all the sources I’ve looked at so far don’t mention what the adults eat or their lifespans or if they can cause any environmental harm if released in my area..

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Ben 10 Omniverse - Season 5 Episode 10, “The Collector” Ben is told that a nickname he’s always used for a particular species of mud-like alien shapeshifters is considered offensive by them.

He responds to this criticism in the most unexpectedly mature way possible: a genuine apology and immediately dropping the use of the offensive word.

Ben 10 as a character is normally immature even by 16-year-old standards, but even he knows that derogatory racial slurs aren’t okay.

[animusrox]

Baby-Doll Batman: The Animated Series

[twostriptechnicolor]

This is one criminally underrated Batman villain.

[muchymozzarella]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH SHE WAS MY FAVORITE BATMAN VILLAIN

Her physical condition didn’t allow her to age

No one took her seriously as an actress

And even when she was trying to get into a happy romantic relationship (albeit with another villain) he still couldn’t take her seriously as a consenting, sexually active and romantically interested adult

That’s a lot of blows to someone’s psyche 

and Babydoll is both a sympathetic villain and a formidable one

[barnabasdeimos]

I remember this episode fucked me up a a kid. 

[darkslover]

And man, do I wish we could see this Batman again: the Batman that consoles his villains, because the majority (if not all) of them are mentally ill people. And Batman knows this and wants them healthy again, not punished and GOD definitely not dead.

[poppypicklesticks-blog]

Baby Doll is so underrated as a Batman villain 

but her episode was perfect 

[wolvensnothere]

Batman: The Animated Series The story of one fucked up, traumatized little boy, doing his best to help other fucked up traumatized people.

[absentlyabbie]

#this show is the only batcanon that matters to me #dc can burn everything else down but they’ll never pry the dcau from cold dead clawed hands

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The Batman that cares about the inmates is my favorite. He doesn’t put up with their shit, but he does try to reach out here and there and he’s as human as he can be to them.

When Harley was re-institutionalized, he got her that dress she wanted.

In the comics based on B:tAS, there was a time during Christmas that there was snow and it was Mr. Freeze’s fault, and he was making it snow because Christmas was his anniversary with Nora and she LOVED it when it snowed on Christmas, so Batman let him finish mourning before calmly taking him back to Arkham.

He never, ever gives up on Harvey possibly recovering.

Sure, Batman is going to throw punches and do what it takes to take these guys down when they’re hurting or threatening people. And he’s not going be a complete bleeding heart; he has to protect the innocent. He’s going to take them down and take them back to Arkham, but it doesn’t mean he’s incapable of being a bit human to the ones who deserve it.

[hoku-san]

Batman needs become human again

[wetwareproblem]

Because it needs to be here:

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[eric-coldfire]

Remember that time a young girl with near god-like psychic powers threatened to destroy reality and the only one that could stop her was Batman because he had a previous encounter with her and was tasked with killing her to restore reality.

But instead, Batman sat with her on a swing and kept her company as the girl’s psychic powers slowly killed her.

No?

[chaos-heim]

[fuckstaffposts]

Fuck you people making me emotional

[thecelestialchild]

The. Batman.

[filbipott]

This is MY Batman, not the murderous fascist they’ve made him into.

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NITW Leaderboard?

There should be a leaderboard for NITW..

Where your score..

Is how many of the female characters you didn’t wrongly assume were dudes on your first playthrough..

Sorta like golf rules, Best possible score is a 0 (like the one on Mae’s shirt) and higher numbers are worse.

Reply with your personal scores (and excuses, if you wanna make ‘em) via reply or reblog. (I’ve seen a number of Let’s Players get some reeeeaaally bad scores already) P.S. It’s not cheating if you just didn’t assume anyone’s gender at all until it was actually specified.  That’s honestly just a pro strategy.

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For the record, I scored a 2, myself.

Somehow I forgot Lori M.’s name after she first introduces herself and I wasn’t really paying that much attention to Mae’s journal, and in most subsequent conversations Mae only refers to her as “Kid” instead of using her name, and for whatever reason I thought she was a boy?   In retrospect it’s kind of funny because now SHE’S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. And also Bombshell.  Thought she was a boy until Mae started talking about “meeting a hot girl”, which made me really happy ‘cause that was the first time Mae’s sexuality had been revealed (in that playthrough at least, maybe there were possible dialogue points before that?)  and I thought it was great that Gregg and Angus weren’t the only characters confirmed to be non-straight.  And that in fact Bea is the only member of the core friend group who IS straight.

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NITW Leaderboard?

There should be a leaderboard for NITW..

Where your score..

Is how many of the female characters you didn’t wrongly assume were dudes on your first playthrough..

Sorta like golf rules, Best possible score is a 0 (like the one on Mae’s shirt) and higher numbers are worse.

Reply with your personal scores (and excuses, if you wanna make ‘em) via reply or reblog. (I’ve seen a number of Let’s Players get some reeeeaaally bad scores already) P.S. It’s not cheating if you just didn’t assume anyone’s gender at all until it was actually specified.  That’s honestly just a pro strategy.

P.P.S. gonna tag this as ‘nitw spoilers’ now because it’s likely any replies will end up containing some.  And if you reblog your answer, maybe tag your reblog, too?

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Yo can anyone I.D. this very nice snake I met at the zoo a few days ago? Hard to estimate the length ‘cause I only saw it coiled up, but it was about as thick around as.. idk, maybe like a nickel at its widest point?

It was just chilling on this bush, right next to the footpaths, enjoying the sun and fresh air. Super non-aggressive, too.. like I was pretty much right up on its face with my camera and it barely even reacted.   (also tried offering it some water but it wasn’t interested)

Photos by me.

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Anyone else been watching this new Netflix show?  I’m pretty certain it’s called “The Adventures of Rockabilly Dog and his Weasel Boyfriend” but maybe I’m remembering that wrong..

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(Further Evidence)

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This kind of thing just happens so often in the show, and I love how sincere it is;  Buddy and Darnell never act insecure or embarrassed or indignant towards each other afterwards. Also a correction to previous posts:  Darnell is apparently a Ferret, not a Weasel.

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Don’t let anyone tell you that money won’t buy happiness..

It’s VERY easy to buy happiness if you have the money.  You can buy things that enrich your life, that bring you joy.  You can eat and drink well. Shop at Target now and then. Subscribe to all sorts of convenient services. Treat your friends to nice things and feel good about making their lives a little better.  If you appreciate having all those luxuries and the knowledge that you can survive an emergency or two without your way of life being forced to change, you will be plenty happy.

Not having any of those things sucks.  It’s hard to be happy when you’re constantly scared of bills or of your car breaking down and not being able to afford to fix it.  It’s hard to be happy when you can’t afford to replace worn out clothes or broken-down appliances.  It’s hard to be happy when you can identify ways to enrich your life but cannot afford to acquire them.   If you’re poor then you have every right to not be happy.

But if you have the wealth and ain’t happy?  Well, either you’re doing it to yourself by not using your wealth right and not appreciating what you’ve got, or you could be suffering a type of depression.   And if it’s the latter, at least YOU can afford to see a therapist and maybe get a prescription for it. A lot of us can’t.

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Anyone else been watching this new Netflix show?  I’m pretty certain it’s called “The Adventures of Rockabilly Dog and his Weasel Boyfriend” but maybe I’m remembering that wrong..

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(Further Evidence)

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You would be amazed at how easy it is for Ohio businesses to evade their responsibility to pay unemployment benefits to anyone.

Like, literally, all you need is for a single person to write up a story about you doing some awful thing, and every goddamn person working for the Unemployment Board will accept it as indisputable fact.  No witnesses, evidence, recent history of similar behavior, or supposed motive required.  Hell, YOU can provide as much evidence as you want that disproves their story, and the Unemployment Board will still give the employer the benefit of the doubt.

I should know. I’ve been appealing this B.S. for nearly three months now and so far I still haven’t found a single official who is aware of the phrase “Innocent until proven guilty”.

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Anyone else been watching this new Netflix show?  I’m pretty certain it’s called “The Adventures of Rockabilly Dog and his Weasel Boyfriend” but maybe I’m remembering that wrong..