The room of requirement

This blog is basically my secret place, where I can hide all the stuff I want to hide-but-not-forget. Just like Hogwarts' room of requirement, the content of this blog may vary from day to day. Also I have a mumblr blog somewhere out there. If you are looking for my agility blog, go to notesondogagility.tumblr.com

[214-thotline-bling]

how did abortions get banned faster than assault rifles

[hammertimeinthegrill420]

[sarenderpity]

Friendly reminder that if you shake hands with a guy you shouldn’t eat or touch your face until you’ve washed your hands.

[sarenderpity]

this isnt some Feminist Joke, btw, they basically teach this in food safety since so many guys think its fine to not wash their hands after they’ve touched their dick

[emilreloaded]

THIS IS TRUE AND I HATE TOUCHING ANYTHING AT WORK

I have to share this now.

I work at a tech company. One project had me interacting with a software engineer that kept installing new versions of the project over his previous work, causing us all sorts of headaches. I told him this was the software equivalent of cooking a meal after using the toilet, and he was making us all sick.

Fast forward a bit. I’m coming in to work and pass this individual on the way in to the gowning area/locker room/restroom (we have showers and changing rooms at work). He enters the bathroom area, washes his hands, THEN uses the toilet, and then LEAVES.

I can do nothing but stare disbelieving at his back. What is going on? Does he think the order of the steps isn’t important, as long as he does them? Is he doing this to spite me because of what I said?

The answer is none of the above.

Dudes just be like that.

[should-be-sleeping]

One of the first pieces of advice my doctor told me after I became immune compromised was to avoid shaking people’s hands but especially the hands of men. The second piece of advice was to go plastic and avoid handling cash ever, but especially cash back from clerks who were men (so if the clerk was a woman and I had cash I needed to offload go ahead and play roulette but credit/debit only if the clerk was a dude).

Then they showed me a study about the restroom habits of men complete with bacterial/viral/fungal cultures taken from hands of men who did wash, who didn’t wash, and who claimed to wash but hadn’t actually. It was real gross, y'all. There was a similar study for women but even the women who didn’t wash their hands had less contagion because they were not directly in contact with their genitals.

So like, big pass from me on hand shakes in general.

[garrettauthor]

???

I am…wow. That’s a wow from me, dog.

[prettybirdy979]

My parents were on a cruise when there was an outbreak of some bug - bad enough they started with some of the minor quarantine methods. 

One of which was putting a staff member in the men’s bathrooms to make sure all the men washed their hands. And men complained.

[hobbitystmarymorstan]

Just reblogging for that last bit.

[bendingsignpost]

This starts terrifyingly young. I have had to herd boys as young as four back into the bathroom because they think it’s entertaining to “escape” and then grab me with what I have openly dubbed “pee hands.”

Yes, I got pink eye working there, why do you ask.

[queerlybelovedones]

I remember hearing from some guys that they know other guys turn on the faucet to pretend to wash their hands. Like….just wash them!

[egberts]

[officialunitedstates]

whenever I think of bad advertising I think of that “get the london look” ad from rommel london that aired like 5 years ago and had this british girl with a gigantic gap between her teeth and 5 years ago me was in awe that some dudes in a boardroom somewhere came up with that and their boss signed off

[mellebellemethod]

It happens this year folks…

[gattomeows]

[super-metroid]

[cumbrane]

the only good candidate

[cumbrane]

i dunno whos running his social media but i wanna kiss them. i think im in love

[cumbrane]

move the fuck over bernie

[portentsofwoe2]

i remember like mike gravel in 2008 lol

[butchflirt]

Remember that ad where he threw a rock into a lake and then stared into the camera unblinking for two minutes? I desperately want shit like that back

[becausedragonage]

An 88-year-old ex-senator is the newest Democratic dark horse thanks to the ‘acerbic’ teens running his Twitter

That account, along with his whole campaign, is the work of three teenagers. 

From the article:

“These young students contacted me a week ago asking would I run for president and I responded to them saying, ‘Do you realize how old I am?’” Gravel told The Washington Post. “I’ll be 89 years old in May, so it’s preposterous to think that I could serve as president.”

It took some convincing, but Gravel was ultimately persuaded by a three-page strategy memo that the students drafted and their assurance that they would handle all of the day-to-day work of the campaign. Their ultimate goal wasn’t to win the election but rather to qualify him for the Democratic debates, so that he could use that platform to “issue a critique of American militarism, plutocracy, and inaction on climate,” as his newly-created website states.

“These people weren’t just whistling Dixie,” Gravel said. “They were well-grounded.”

Managing the campaign are David Oks, 17, and Henry Williams, 18. Elijah Emery, 18, handles the finances.

[spacepsychologist]

Incredible…

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

forgot the phrase ‘get knotted’ is an older gen’s version of ‘bugger off/get stuffed/get arse-over-tit drunk’

so when a co-worker said “just tell ‘em to get knotted” today, my soul ascended my mortal form and launched itself towards the moon for about 0.03 seconds 

[worldsokayestmother]

My aesthetic is maternity shoots where the pregnant mommy is all dressed up in a magical flowing dress looking like fairy princess and the father-to-be is in jeans and t-shirt

[schwarzwaelder-kirschtorte]

Me: I’m not gonna cry. I’m not gonna cry.

Karamo, 14 minutes into episode 1 of S3: You deserve love and attention.

Me, gross sobbing: Yes, I do.

[velmasdinkleys]

“it took you twelve stinking years to kiss me.”

[urlredacted]

[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

[cunyfirst]

scandalous

[the-gingerdancer]

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

[memesandlaughs]

[theawesomeadventurer]

why do parents insult their own kids in front of their friends like wtf you demons lmao

[theawesomeadventurer]

this always gets notes when there’s holiday breaks from school and it makes me so sad in sorry some of y’all have such shitty parents but ily and my ask box is always open for venting

[4gifs]

[dutchster]

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

[krissibarks]

GOD DAMNIT

[a-yoda-a-day]

it is time to stop mourning the death of tumblr for i have made

tumblr 2

[a-yoda-a-day]

https://tumblr2.webs.com/

[a-yoda-a-day]

its tumblr…2!

[bombussyaffinis]

[pochowek]

David Karp has the signature of a 7 year old writing their own name with a computer mouse in ms paint that has the sensitivity too high up

[cybercrimer]

“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business 

[shayminning]

Type “Due to personal reasons I will” and let your phone predict what you will

Due to personal reasons I will be on the floor yesterday

[lemonbellflower]

due to personal reasons i will not work

[guy]

due to personal reasons i will pay me instead

[shankmeharder]

Due to personal reasons I will be in my head and I don’t want you to come over

[crazyagilitydoglady]

Do to personal reasons I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled