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ATTENTION THE MASSES!!
A HORRIBLE ATROCITY HAS BEEN COMMITTED BY WIZARDS OF THE COAST
WHERE IS IT WIZARDS?!?!
WHERE DID YOU HIDE IT!?!
WHERE IS
HIS LITTLE VEST!!!
I almost daren't show a photo but this must be brought to light
WHERE IS THE VEST WIZARDS OF THE COAST?
They caught him while he was trying to get out of the shower.
The instant the Dark Lord hears the prophecy about one destined to defeat him, he scoffs and notes “Standard self-fulfilling hero prophecy.” before ordering his minions to go to the hero’s hometown and build a bunch of public works projects, the most important of which is a school.
In which that was his home town and praised as a hero...
Dark Lord: Fuck.
And He Shall Answer Pt. 5
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i’m tired of seeing memes for shit i’ve never fucking heard of so here’s some memes for a piece of media that doesn’t fucking exist. fuck you.
i was getting real sick of this post and seeing everybody reblog it and thinking “what the god damn is with these memes from shit ive never heard of that everybody suddenly knows that i dont” and then i finally read the comment
Tbh, I thought someone was doing a weird AU with Deadpool and Paranormal Activity that suddenly got popular enough to memes and then I got to the bottom. I almost accepted it as true.
Not sure if I should be sad or happy about that.
saw cats yesterday here is my review:
- rebel wilson zips off her skin. twice.
- as someone who literally does not care about sex I've never felt less horny in my life. I felt negative horny watching that movie
- at the end of the movie cat judi dench looked directly into my eyes and gave me a death threat but I couldn't tell you what it was for
- it was so fucking incomprehensible I don't know a single thing that anyone said
- could not give you any opinions on the singing because it was in that terrible place between bad and good that belongs to broadway songs adjusted so that people who aren't broadway actors can sing them
- they whitewashed a cat??? THEY WHITEWASHED A CAT
- they don't even ease you into the fever dream it seems fine for like two minutes and then as soon as the first cat appears on screen you're like WHAT THE FUCK and that feeling never stops
- cannot stress things enough but the cats had fucking human hands
- there are only like four scenes in the entire movie that are relevant to the disaster that can barely pass as a plot and everything else just goddamn happens
- in the moment when you're watching the movie some of the names the cats have don't have that much of an impact and then you leave the movie theater and realized there was a cat named fucking skimbleshanks
- literally any time any of the cats looked at each other it was so horny like So fucking horny
- at one point in the beginning a small child sitting in the front of the theater yelled "those are people!" and like. yeah.
- why do the cats. move... like That
- before I saw the movie I was like oh man I really do not what to see the original production but now I have to. I have to know how there is a version of whatever that fucking was that is even a little less of a fucking nightmare like I physically cannot imagine anything adjacent to that movie that would make any sense at all
- felt every possible human emotion all at once during the entire film but the pure fear and confusion that it elicited is what really stuck
- nothing about anything is explained ever
- the entire movie all the characters are just teleporting around both in a confusing never explained magical way and in a hey why the fuck does the set keep changing way and I must say it's very disorienting
- I shit you not not a single one of the characters had an understandable or well rounded arc
- sir ian mckellen was there??? every time his character did anything something in my heart sadly whispered "ian..." and 8 times out of 10 so did my mouth
- the cockroaches oh my fucking god the cockroaches
- the cats? changed size?? throughout the movie??? the entire time they are Disturbingly small but How small they are seemed to fluctuate at random
- some of the cats were wearing fucking sneakers and I fucking LOST it any time I witnessed this
- theres this one goddamn scene where all the cats begin to dance and holy shit it's so horny in a way that was explicitly but very much not explicitly sexual and I can't believe that I had to witness it with other people
- some of the instrumentals were incredibly disturbing on like. a Visceral level
- never felt closer to a room full of people in my entire life then I did in that movie theater filled entirely with people who were only there to lose their fucking minds
- there was so much chanting?? why is nobody talking about the mass numbers of horrifying chanting cats
- the entire time I was Waiting For Something To Happen tm because of the pure erotic energy throughout the whole film and the fact that nothing ever does actually happen is somehow worse because for an hour and 49 minutes you just sit there in terrified anticipation
- some of the cats had clothes. some did not. idris elba took off his big coat and was so much more naked than any of the cats not wearing clothing
- it was like rocky horror in the way that it was so fucking confusing, everyone in the theater was there to make fun of it, and there was just so much pure erotic tension between every single character But it wasn't campy in the fun and sexy way it was campy in the 'cishet white people trying to blindly copy a subculture they're not part of' way
- it just... Happened to me. like it didn't feel like I went to go see a movie it was something that was done to me
I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
okay but imagine you’ve just tentatively made some new friends, but not everyone in that friend group likes you. one of them has made it pretty clear that they don’t trust you as far as they could throw you, and does nothing but mock you viciously. another is treating you a bit more like a human being, but he still takes it upon himself to constantly tease and provoke you because he knows that you have no right to retaliate. you’re hardly friends, but it’s not, like, on sight beef either. uncomfortable acquantances. then, for some convoluted reason, suddenly you’re on a road trip together. just the two of you. it’s suuuuuper awkward, because are you just supposed to not talk for hours?? you make some small talk about the weather, and you’re both painfully aware of how uncomfortable and stilted the conversation is. eventually, the conversation gets a bit more personal, and you tell him about your family. it’s clear he’s actually listening, and being really nice, actually, all things considered. and then he tells you his first girlfriend turned into the moon. quick—what do you say?
Full and finished short-story of the black cat. Please have a heart for black pets in general, animals do not deserve this kind of hostility. Please give credit when reposting, Thank you :)
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Curse of Strahd DM Pro Tip
If at least one of your players isn’t trying to fuck or romance Strahd…you may be playing Strahd wrong.
That’s kind of his deal. Consider the following: Count Strahd von Zarovich…
is an immortal silver fox with a tragic backstory
is a charmer
AND an affable dad type
loves animals
is a king
is a wizard
is a battle-weary warrior
is a vampire!
has a castle
…that he filled with novelty Halloween decorations like a total dork
is most likely bisexual
invites you to dinner like a proper gent
is actively interested in hearing your character’s backstory
And on top of all that…he’s the villain! So he’s got a bunch of that sexy bad guy appeal to boot!
I dunno about you, but for me that’s like a dozen ideal men rolled into one!
If you’re still on the fence about this (for my non-male attracted followers), try gender-swapping him.
Imagine in your mind…Countess Strahd von Zarovich, immortal vampire queen, with all of the above traits…and now imagine how your players might react to her.
(t-that is not the gif I wanted. Tumblr no. I said ‘vampire queen’. I mean that’s technically- nevermind).
Male, female, or otherwise, Strahd is a villain who’s intended to be appealing. He’s not Tiamat or Acererak or another generic fantasy bad guy that’s only there to oppose the player characters. He’s everything that’s romantically and sexually appealing about Dracula…and then some!
“But he’s the bad guy! The characters are supposed to kill him!”
I hear you, I hear you. And yes, that is ultimately the goal of the campaign: to kill Strahd and end his curse. But consider that the Dark Powers are the ultimate villain of Ravenloft, and all they really desire is to be amused by Strahd, his people, and the player characters caught in the middle. They desire conflict and suffering and tough decisions.
Romancing and pursuing the villain of campaign, turning his interests against himself while potentially dividing the interests of the party is something they’d want to see.
Is it a good idea to romance/fuck Strahd?
Probably not…but that doesn’t mean people shouldn’t try ;D
God okay so I’m going to say this now; PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not risk your health or anyone’s in the form of getting a “cheap” binder of ebay or where ever. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE save your $4-$10 dollars for those cheap ebay ones and put it towards a gc2b binder. Or if you want an Underworks go for that but I highly suggest gc2b. They’re about $40 (with shipping) and will last you WAY longer than any cheap ebay one. They are MEANT for lasting you. I wash mine many times week, wear it daily, Wear them daily. I have two. Had them for almost a year now. But I cannot urge you enough to PLEASE save up your pennies for a PROPER SAFE binder. Binders you can breathe in, binders you can move in, binders that don’t crush your ribs, binders that are comfortable, binders that are safe.
This isn’t a safe binder:
It uses clasps and not compression.
This is a c2b binder; made by trans people for trans people:
These binders have no clasps but uses spandex to compress you safety.
Measure your chest before ordering to make sure you don’t get one too small or too large.
UPDATE (06/12)
I wanted to add more information on where you can buy binders and info in general about binders
You can buy binders from these sites
@gc2b-apparel (OPs #1 Recommendation)
@shapeshiftersinc
http://www.f2mbinders.com/ (AKA underworks)
http://www.t-kingdom.com/
http://www.lesloveboat.com/shop/index.php?language=en
http://www.danae.info/en/?___from_store=nl
http://showcase.designveronique.com/designveronique/shop/postsurgical/men-1.html
http://en.nabeshirt.com/shop/
Used Binders
If you can’t afford a binder, don’t despair! Used binders are often passed on by post-op trans men or those whose binders may no longer fit. There are a few programs available that help distribute donated second-hand binders:
In A Bind – Started in 2012, to date In a Bind has provided safe compression garments to over 1500 youth in need. Trans* masculine and genderqueer youth living anywhere in the USA can apply to receive a free binder. In a Bind depends on donations. Recently had top surgery? Go up or down a size? Find a style that works better for you? Donate those binders you’re no longer using!
Black Trans Advocacy FTM Binder Grant
MORF Binder Exchange – Since February 2011, MORF has been providing free binders to trans* masculine people in the UK and around the world. The free scheme (all you pay is the postage) has so far redistributed hundreds of binders. In 2014 alone, over 280 binders were sent out.
FTME Free Youth Binder Program – Age 24 and under only; USA only.
Replace the Ace – USA only
Big Brothers Used Binder Program – Donation required
Mazzoni Center’s Binder Recycling Program – Only for youth enrolled in P.A.C.T.S., Philadelphia.
Point 5cc Tshirt Company – Free binder with purchase of t-shirt
Come As You Are’s Binder Bucks Recycling Program – Canada only
Qmunity Binder Exchange – BC, Canada only.
Trans Fellas
Northern Ireland Binder Scheme – Age 25 and under, N. Ireland only.
You can also try asking around for an inexpensive hand-me-down binder on one of themailing lists for trans guys or check out LiveJournal’s FTM Garage Sale and the FtM Sales, Swap, and Support group on Facebook.
How to Choose a Chest Binder
If you still remember your old bra size, you can find out your binder size by using theBra to Chest Size Converter Tool. If you don’t know your old bra size, you can measure yourself the old-fashioned way:
Take a snug measurement of the fullest part of your chest using a tape measure (best if measured while clothed) and write that number down onto a sheet of paper.
Measure underneath your chest where the crease is and write that number down as well.
Add those numbers together and divide the sum by 2. This number will differentiate your size not only from brand to brand but from binder to binder as well.
Selecting a binder brand and style can be difficult: there are so many options that it can be overwhelming! Plus, there aren’t very many reviews of binders other than those about Underworks’ and T-Kingdom’s more popular models. After buying your binder, help make the experience easier for guys in the future by contributing your review to one of the review sites listed below.
Essentially, there are two types of binders: short ones and long ones. The short ones end right at your waist. The down side of these is that if you carry some extra weight, short binders tend to roll up and act more like a bra. The long ones can be pulled down past your waist by several inches, however it’s inevitable that it will still roll up. To reduce the chances of this, wear a belt. Choosing between a short and long binder has more to do with your body type, specifically your abdomen, and not your chest size.
Lastly, consider the location of the company you’re buying from. Buying from a company that’s closer to you can save you a significant amount of money on shipping costs.
How to Put On a Chest Binder
It might seem silly, but you’re probably going to need some help figuring out how to put on your new binder, particularly if you purchased one of the longer styles.
Put your binder inside out and upside down.
Step into your binder and pull the bottom of it up, ideally to your belt line. The binder should still be inside out and upside down.
Use the sleeves as handles to pull the top of the binder (the end closer to your feet) up to your shoulders.
Put your arms through the sleeve holes and adjust your chest to your needs. You may need to pull the bottom of the binder out from underneath itself if you don’t want it folded under. For others, leaving it folded under may help stop the binder from rolling up.
Don’t be disappointed if you look in the mirror and it looks like you have one big boob in the middle of your chest. You just need to adjust your chest. Reach in from the neck hole and push your chesticles down and out. You’re basically pushing your nipple toward your armpit to achieve the flattest looking chest possible.
FTM Chest Binding Tips
Very important: When binding, you should not by any means feel as though you can’t breathe or like you’re going to pass out from a lack of oxygen.
Binders aren’t the most comfortable things in the world. To make binding more comfortable, and to reduce the possibility of the binder moving around a bit, some guys wear a light shirt underneath.
Depending on the size of your chest, you may need to layer clothing on top of the binder to get optimal chest flattening. You’ll find that some of the shirts in your closet require you to layer more than shirts in your wardrobe.
You can swim in your binder. Just wear a sleeveless or sleeved T-shirt over it. Don’t worry if your binder seems less effective after a swim, this isn’t permanent. Simply wash it and it will go back to normal.
Your chest will look bigger than it really is when you look down at it. Check in the mirror for a more accurate side view.
Not all binders breathe well, and the reality is that you’re probably going to get hot. If you’ve already started testosterone, you’re definitely going to sweat. The build up of sweat can irritate your skin causing rashes and sores. Wearing a thin cotton shirt that breathes well underneath your binder may help prevent this. If you find this uncomfortable, try applying corn starch to your body before putting on your binder to help keep it from holding in moisture. If you’ve already experienced skin irritation of some sort, take care of it the same way you would an open wound. Washing the irritated area with anti-bacterial soap will keep it clean and help it heal faster.
Conclusion
Chest binding, as cumbersome as it may seem, can be very freeing for transgender men. There’s a plethora of quality FTM chest binding products available for body types of all shapes and sizes. Regardless of what you use for binding, please remember to put your health first. Now that you’re armed with all the information you need to find the right binder for you, go forth and feel more comfortable in your skin!
FTM Chest Binder Reviews
Chest Binder Reviews Site: Written reviews of various chest binding products. Binders are rated for effectiveness, comfort, and discreetness.
Binder Reviews’ YouTube Collab Channel: This is a collab channel dedicated to providing reviews of a wide variety of chest binders on different sizes and shapes of people.
(Note: These sites are no longer updated.)
More FTM Chest Binding Resources
Binding Safely for Your Body: Tips for All Body Types and Sizes
The 6 Best Tips for Binding in the Summer
Hudson’s Guide to FTM Binding: Includes a complete list of other products you can use for chest binding, such as compression garments and sports bras.
FYI Binding Tips: The Butchelor has some useful tips on how to put on a binder, how to keep it from rolling up, and how to wash a binder.
Do you have any tips about binding? Want to share your experience with a particular binder brand or model? Do you know of other binder manufacturers, particularly those outside of Asia and the US? Please leave your comments below.
Last updated: 05/20/16 (x)
This isn’t a userbox but I wanted to reblog this here for all of our followers who bind!! Stay Safe lovelies and just a reminder not to use Ace bandages!!! - Daniel
BLESS THE PERSON THAT PULLED ALL OF THIS TOGETHER!!
Important. Please reblog.
everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)
Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers
So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!
If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else
Some big spicy joy pls
SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE
i request the big spicy joy
In honor of Asexual awareness week coming up;
(Oct 21st - Oct 27th)
Smash that motherfucking reblog button if you support Asexuals and consider them a valued part of the LGBTQ+ community!
Exclusionists/Acephobes do not interact.
Edit; Acephobes/Exclusionists who have replied to this post anyway, obviously unable to read… I am not here to argue with you. This isn’t about discourse. Fuck you.
Our identities have been discourse topics for too long. Not this week. This week is about celebrating ourselves. This week I’m done with you. I’m no platforming you.
This is the week we block on sight.
Will you make a pansexual/asexual handshake solidarity thingie? I want to shake all ace people’s hands and give them hugs because y'all shouldn’t be excluded from the lgbtq+ community and people who do exclude ace people are assholes and I love and support all of y'all❤❤❤❤
Here you go! ❤
One of my best friends is asexual and I love him I swear to god, he’s literally the purest thing.
I support all y’all! All y’all are valid ❤️❤️
despite the news on reddit and other places, it seems Loops is still alive and well!
Also, further proof that she’s still alive and that it’s the same cat can be seen on her knowyourmeme page, where the original source comes through with proof about her origins
Fun fact: her actual name is Tank!! and she’s currently living a healthy life with OP’s mom’s boyfriend!
the imgur hoax fake post about her “death” has been since deleted once ppl began going off on the person who faked it
SHE’S OKAY!!!!
Reblog to let your followers know you are a safe person to come out to.