CreamCrow

hi my name is creamcrow. will typically reblog pictures, videos, and writing-related stuff. doubtfully will post actual art. it's a vibe. any pronouns work and am a young adult. :D

[justarandomart]

happy pride month!! some aro ace Phantumps to celebrate!

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[toadalled]

She is very lonely

[princesonic]

I dunno, stop apologizing for your art. This includes not posting enough, too much, changing style, inconsistent style, repetition, subject. Its your art its your expression. Have fun.

[thisauthorisscreaming]

Does it count as 'sword in the stone' if it looks more like 'sword in the cairn'...?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

dropped an embroidery needle on my floor in the dark and couldn't recover it so hopefully a bug is about to use it as a sword and go on some adventures and shit

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine a young regency era lady trying to write a polite enough break-up letter to a guy she's actually glad she doesn't have to marry since a better option showed up, but trying to make it sound less mean while still being honest. Showing the latest draft of the letter to a friend like "how do I make this nicer without sounding like I still want him" and the friend is like "no that's fine, sprinkle a few drops of water on it so it looks like you were crying while writing it."

And the other is like "Victoria what the shit that's fucked up, where did you learn that. It's brilliant. I will do it right away."

And the guy receives the letter while he happens to be hanging with a friend, and reads it aloud, voice trailing off as he starts to realise he's getting dumped. And noticing the few dainty droplets smudging the ink here and there, he frowns and licks one, going "Aha! Water! Georgia you venomous vixen, I had not imagined you would resort to such low and base trickery."

And his friend looks at him like dude why the fuck can you tell what genuine tear blots taste like.

[pixeljade]

Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

If you choose the more popular option you are poisoned, and must log off and do something you are putting off. If you choose otherwise, you may reblog and keep scrolling!

The Goblet Nearest You

The Goblet Nearest Me

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[a-heavenly-melody-deactivated20]

This is genuinely the funniest thing that could’ve happened considering how the actual scene plays out holy shit

[landsccape]

[rejamart]

tiny chapel

[strangeharpy]

Is prev knight-coded or liege-coded?

Knight

Liege

Jester/Nuance/Prev is Bald

Voting ended onJan 3

[strangeharpy]

You gotta reblog and put in the tags so prev knows what you picked! And so your followers can liege-/knight-code you, too!

[ghostwriterofthemachine]

Goddddddd thinking about that narrative moment when something horrible is happening and the character who has been frantically trying to come up with a way to fix it and getting more and more frantic and panicky just—stops. Because. Oh. There’s the solution. They’re not getting out of this alive but like. It’s a solution for everyone else. Okay. Okay.

[antimony-medusa]

Why would you do this to me.

[ghostwriterofthemachine]

and!!!! like!!!! obviously this is delicious when you hit your Self Sacrifice Archetype with it, but honestly I think it's even chewier when you give it to, like. someone with a selfish streak. The one with some arrogance who's maybe not quite a team player. leans more towards loner. Give this moment to the one party member who has been shown to prioritize their own survival over everything else.

And then the eye-of-the-storm realization of "Oh. Huh. I am not making it to the end of the story. but everyone else is going to. Isn't it strange, that I'm not more upset?"

[charl0ttan]

well one time i was wrong about a thing so as you can imagine every day since has been a carnival of terror

[northirish]

I wish I was a vampire. It would create a wide range of scary new problems for me to have to deal with but at least I'll have fangs

[threedollarsdotcom]

im not doomed im just narratively challenged

[glitchlight]

live by the sword, continue to live by the sword, never stop living by the sword, living forever by the sword

[waitineedaname]

I love describing a character as wilting. you sir are like a plant to me. and not a very good one