Bingewatching is my talent

I like stuff (books, music, film) and bad puns and I'm a bit scared that this might be all that can be said about me.

[helenvaughans]

[himn]

Knife Mirror with Blood Carpet by Drought

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

I don't know whose room this is but I'm obsessed with how they live

[great-and-small]

Apparently if you find a tagged Horseshoe crab and report it to Fish and Wildlife they’ll send you a certificate with info about your crab AND a pewter horseshoe crab pin! Keep your eyes peeled 👀

(Photo from the Nantucket Conservation Foundation)

[weirdkatharine]

Good news!  Getting a good grade in crab is normal to want and possible to achieve!

[massivelandcloud]

They are girlfriends

[massivelandcloud]

They are girlfriends

[sepulchritude]

Another perk of libraries is that when I check out an audiobook and predictably fail to listen to it, it gets returned and I can rest easy knowing that checking it out at all has already benefited my local library. I can even do it again later and it will only bring further good things, for free, forever

VS buying an audiobook, failing to listen to it, and having to stare at it in my audible collection knowing I spent $10 on something I never used. And then imagine doing that again. Hellish. Get a library card and download the libby app

[shitpostinguniverse]

[angstbotfic]

yes and

and 

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[rebel13lion39]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again

[beggars-opera]

Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney "live action" remakes, but in my defense, I am right

[panteneprovcommercial]

oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you

[only-tiktoks]

[weaver-z]

I love Clark Kent because realistically both a nice 6'5 superhero with godlike powers AND a friendly 6'5 country boy reporter would be rolling in bitches, but Clark suffers from terminal Sweetiepie Syndrome and has zero game as a result

[weaver-z]

Fighting for his LIFE on the phone with a cute girl. He's so real for this.

[the-haiku-bot]

Fighting for his LIFE

on the phone with a cute girl.

He’s so real for this.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[catchtolstoy]

i keep getting notifs of neil gaiman liking good omens related posts and always thought that he was just a fan. i opened his profile today AND FOUND OUT HE WROTE IT????

[echo-goes-aaa]

[arcaniumagi2]

now thats a Tumblr Experience

[prokopetz]

The best thing in life is when you encounter a giant bell in a video game, and when you attack it, it goes "bong".

[prokopetz]

The three highest virtues:

You can pet the fuzzy thing

Secret behind the waterfall

Bell that goes "bong"

[grapefruitmimosa]

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

[97luftballons-deactivated201712]

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

[roaldamundsen]

when you find a single flake of glitter on yourself for seemingly no reason. where'd you come from girl. where's the party at

[livejamie]

[meandworld]

(via livejamie)

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 29th of december, 2008.

[no-thanks-im-stuffed]