[valldoesdnd]

Here’s a free Christmas monster hunt for you guys! Happy Holidays! <3

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[mothman-pseudanthium]

[pathfindernerds]

“I just feel so dead inside…”

“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”

[bear-maximum-deactivated2021090]

reanimate my will to live

[feebledungeons]

Wake me up inside

[all-pacas]

actually, though, the only way i would accept nott leaving the party to go home to her husband and son, is if she has a tearful goodbye with everyone…

and then five minutes later matt announces a new npc, middle aged, blond, shiny armor, that’s right motherfuckers, sam’s new character is tary again. he’s the fucking empire spy they’ve been hearing about. taryon fucking darrington.

like it’s not going to happen but based on the sheer unadulterated outrage it would generate, you have to assume he’s at least considered it.

[januarydivide]

When your players fight something they weren’t supposed to fight

[dreiidrie]

Some Percy, Keyleth, Vax and Vex doodles~

[dykes-and-dragonss]

A reupload of literally, hands down, my favorite subclass I’ve ever made. Go forth and be spooky.

[transhumanish-deactivated201905]

kinda sucks how a hard evolutionary limit on the size of human brains is whether you can squeeze the giant baby head through your birth canal

cephalopods have the much funnier version of this; their brain encircles their esophagus and limits the size of the food they can eat without getting brain damage

[flurry-of-beaux]

No one:

My brain: roll a Goliath named David

[prokopetz]

Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.

Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.

Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.

[spinach-productions]

Picking up litter and helping direct traffic

[maplehoofs]

SMOKEY THE BEAR

[nudityandnerdery]

“Oh my gods… Who built this orphanage on the middle of the night? This… This… This is all up to building code!”

[probablybadrpgideas]

A haunted castle where “those who enter are never seen again.” They don’t die or anything, they just have Invisibility permanently cast on them.

[outofcontextdnd]

Paladin: My strongest spell is “horse”

[probablyfunrpgideas]

Play some Earth Genasi characters with names or personalities based on the kind of stone or earth they appear to be made of. For example, Terry Pratchett’s trolls have names like Chrysoprase and Detritus and Brick.

Sand, the Rogue is always on the move from one place to another

Amethyst the sorcerer lives in luxury, manipulating political enemies

Basalt the barbarian has a volcanic temper and a passion for new experiences

[hollowtones]

tabletop is fun

[hollowtones]

important addition: this character IS a dwarf

[peachdoxie]

Just had a terrifying cryptid idea

[peachdoxie]

A moose crossed with a kangaroo

[peachdoxie]

I don’t even know how this would work but the idea of a creature with the energy of both a moose AND a kangaroo terrifies me to my core

[peachdoxie]

Exactly!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

angry centaur

[peachdoxie]

See, I thought about that, but part of the terror of a kangaroo is the hopping part. I don’t know how a centaur would effectively communicate that terror.

[australet789]

@peachdoxie i had to give it a try lol

[peachdoxie]

Dkfjzkofjzjckslfjhsb this is beautiful and terrifying to picture leaping through the woods/outback after me in the dark of a moonless night.

One question though: what do you think the scale on this to a human would be?

[australet789]

something like this for me. similar to a horse. but their hops would be….something

[miraculoushedgehog]

KANGAROOSE

[takineko]

It should be bigger considering the size of moose

[supreme-leader-stoat]

You’re right.

[thatdisasterauthor]

@gallusrostromegalus If I have to imagine this terror, so do you.

[mooretimetoplay]

[stephendann]

Dear Goddes above, the steaks on those hoppers would be curative of all wounds.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

You know what’s BS? Fighters get proficiency with all weapons but bards don’t get proficiency with all musical instruments. Let’s be honest, the second one is AT LEAST as plausible as the first and for roughly the same reasons.

At a minimum they should get proficiency with “all stringed instruments” or “all wind instruments” or whatever…

[theveryworstthing]

inktober day18: a litter of mimics born in the local high-class jewelry shop. that’s what they get for letting the neighbor’s curio cabinet sniff around their guard display case.

gonna post the last few inktobers i did. i might finish the nine i have left but ehhhhhhhhhh.

[devilcroc]

oh my god i’ve been looking for this picture for like YEARS bless

[medusasstory]

@kemendraugh

[simpite-deactivated20170318]

There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture