A Witch And A Geek

Really just a totally unsuspicious normal human

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In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

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i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

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All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

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Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

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Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

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I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

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to find later

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Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

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pinning thissss

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And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

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I LOVE THIS

*reblogs and pins*

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“Here’s a rickroll” but is it a rickroll if it tells you it’s going to the video?

(I mean, it does and that’s great, just wondering)

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Savin this-

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I have been looking for this post for YEARS after I lost the piece of paper I’d copied down that mug brownie onto when we moved. THANK YOU FOR REBLOGGING, MY NIGHT JUST GOT 100% MORE CHOCOLATEY

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On today’s episode of Neurodivergence I will start by singing a single line from cotton eyed joe in increasingly disturbing voices and end with an oddly passionate lecture on the evolution of stylistic British literature- reverse engineering it from Gaiman and Pratchett to Wilde. No one will ask for or in any way prompt any of this.

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I’ve always said that if you’re going to be type cast as an actor you should strive to be the best at that character. I never thought of “bad father” as a type cast- but here is John Noble being the worst father in film and television history.

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I often think what it would be like to be a background character in the shows I watch.

Like just doing busywork at Cheyenne mountain and muttering to myself “that colonel is bitching about how he used to be retired again.”

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Let’s discuss this honestly: If you’re in a relationship, and you want sex but your partner says that they don’t at the moment that should be the end of the discussion. After that point you need to ask yourself why you would want someone to unwillingly have sex with you. Regardless of if you take your partner by force or by manipulation it’s no longer about intimacy- it is now act of aggression.

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Are we really not going to talk about the fact that Disneys Atlantis and the 1994 Stargate film are essentially the same film?

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So growing up all I really understood about my dad was that while he had trouble connecting, he would always watch the same shows and movies as me and read the same books. That way he had something to talk with me about. Now that I am an adult and knowledge about people on the spectrum is far more prevalent I understand exactly how important that aspect of our relationship is. I got a premium subscription to Hulu about a year ago and set it up on his tv as well as my own at my place. He has his own profile. What he doesn’t know is that I routinely check out what he’s watching so I can watch the same show and talk to him about them. He watched every episode of Buffy and read every Harry Potter book. I can watch some Justified and The Unit episodes for him.

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So they are really just going to imply that Elias was a serial killer in super store and just leave it there?! Like… yooooo

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I’m almost done with season 2 of Ted Lasso. I’m sorry- but I feel like everything about Nate is cringe af. Like he makes my skin crawl. I feel like there’s this cool fun show and Nate is secretly setting up his origin story to be an unsub on criminal minds.

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Do y’all ever wonder if the mark of Cain corrupted the wearer because it held the key to the darkness or because it was a kind of cosmic punishment for the shitty thing God did by locking up his sister to feel like a big man?

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I love how there can be a straight up murder at Sunnydale High School- a girl In literally the same talent show as her daughter, and Joyce Summers is just like “Honey, is something bothering you?” Like do the local parents just not know? How does anyone let their kid go to Sunnydale?

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Neil Gaiman has been my companion at my overnight motel job for over a year now. It started with the graveyard book and it has spread from there. Today I was reading the Sandman graphic novels and came across this… the idea that all of my unfinished books exist in the dream library is heartbreaking. I want to read them!!!

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If villain why sexy??

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I want to do this 5th element inspired hand tattoo in black light ink!!!

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I have been learning to tattoo for a while now. I have always been scared to do sigils because they are so detailed. I took the jump today and am so pleased!!!

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Help me find these girls!

To the two girls in the photo you left inside the copy of John fowels The Collector that you sold to McKays books in Manassas Virginia- thank you for the laugh I got when the photo fell from the book. I want to find you and thank you!

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Okay- hear me out. The Collector is about a guy who takes a woman he’s been stalking hostage.

My brain just did a dark whisper and said what if the photo is of girls an actual creepy person stole and I just laughed… find these girls so my brain can stop being dramatic!

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I just want to listen to Twin Temple and have gay sex.