Saving these lips for the sweet kiss of death

[triwizarded]

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

[shivermedoodles]

[pucket]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

[girleraser]

rest in peace light yagami, rest in peace. shame you never got to use reddit, you would have loved it

[anxietyproblem]

[outofcontextdiscord]

[evilvillain123456789]

TO-DO LIST:

-bite the hand that feeds me

-bite off more than I can chew

-let the bed bugs bite

[zsnes]

goku get em attitude

[pissvortex]

innocence

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[7244395]

Prior to 1980 psychiatrists could diagnose you with “sucks at life disorder”

[sinetoning]

problems disorder

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[pointnclick]

wyd after smoking this?

[mobilesuitzetagundam]

[ghxstyping]

[peanit]

t-shirt that says “i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks”

[verdigrisvagabond]

Booty shorts that say “and then I don’t do them”

[coolxatu]

[schismatize]

I am the almighty caco

[depsidase]

[towerofglass]