[angel-hole]

while we drifted we were one — i'll live inside your mouth if you won't laugh my heaving hands on rotten fruit at last

[boyslovevisualnovel]

People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death

[bgm05]

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

[foxmulders]

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

[911onabcbts]

Anirudh just posted more from his photoshoot to his instagram.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CARED ABOUT HORIZONTALS 😭

[stydixa]

HAPPY DEATH DAY 2U (2019) Dir. Christopher Landon

[dragongirlsnout]

DJ selfcest wants everyone to feel themselves in the club tonight

[straycatj]

Today's one point Japanese lesson:ペラペラ(perapera)

1 とてもよくはなすこと

　speaking so well

例）かれはえいごが　ペラペラだ

He speaks English sonwell

　かれは　人のヒミツを　ペラペラとしゃべる

He tells other one's secrets easily

２うすいこと

thin

例）ペラペラの　やすそうなキモノ

The thin kimono looks so cheap

３てんじて、ニンゲンに　ふかみがないこと

By extension, a lack of depth in people

例）かれはペラペラだから

He is shallow

ペラペラはムズいのです

Perapera is quite difficult....

[beesmygod]

aaaah!!! [hawks descend and sink their claws into my shoulders and try to carry me away but im too heavy for them to fly but they're so determined and brave that onlookers start cheering them on] aaaaaah!!!!!!

[neige-de-mars]

[nohoperadio]

The Wikipedia article for "wink" has four different images illustrating winking and they're all slightly oddball choices, they're all a bit wacky. Go check it out if that sounds like something you'd enjoy seeing. If I see anything else interesting I'll let you know.

[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

QUICK QUICK i have GOT to look like im not flunking out of my hetero-normative apple pie lifestyle UHHHHHH hi 👋 honey!!!! 💖😁😁 just out here in the garage 🔧🛠 playing with my ummmmm….UMMMM….my…..

👬‍♂️ …MY BALL PEEN HAMMER ‍♂️👬

[utopians]

going up to a couple sitting in the hot tub of a public pool and starting to cut vegetables into the water and stirring with my big spoon

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

[longseasons]

Can I say something? Hi...

[relelvance]

Now say it in simish

[longseasons]

Sul sul...

[noodles-07]

were you allowed to lock your bedroom door as a kid?

yes

no, for safety (ie. so people can get in if there's a fire)

no, for controlling reasons

no, for a secret third reason

my door didn't have locks

Voting ended onAug 13, 2024