Brb Dying

I just realized how much prettier everyone is. They/Them Instagram: awkward_potatoes_

[hellbabyfromhell]

umm awesome ad i just got wtf

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[ruinedchildhood]

[songsofwaterandnight]

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Girl help they're selectively breeding the world's most powerful Mortal Kombat player.

[charlesoberonn]

Conspiracy theorist discovers basic geometry

[professionalanagram]

citing wikipedia is harsh but citing khan academy is going for the fucking jugular

[thesevenumbrellas]

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

[transjudas]

"I just didn't want to be alone." (x, x)

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

[ink-the-artist]

was testing something out for an animation project. check out this thing

[ink-the-artist]

baby need smoko

[scumcathundredaire]

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[incandescent-creativity]

[eroscestlavie]

you either get it or you gont

Say that shit my brother

[eroscestlavie]

you literally either get it or you gont

[ampervadasz]

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

[seraphimsix]

It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

[girafeduvexin]

[girafeduvexin]

"so funny, op is french" do you think we don't know. i work in paris. I know. I know.

[henk-heijmans]

Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English

[clementiens]

this is one of a [series] and they're all fantastic

joseph ford is the photographer and the knitter who made the pieces is nina dodd (ninadoddknits.com)

[eclipxium]

college aus are kinda crazy. they would not be doing all that. There's midterms

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[cannibalchicken]

the noble decomposer

[mosswall]

No offense but I think some of you would be a lot happier writing a fictional atlas or encyclopedia instead of a narrative story

[ramshacklefey]

Concur! Go forth and write your Dragonology and your Guidebook to Fairyland! Write a traveler's diary of a setting! These are fun and legitimate things to do!

[lizardywizard]

I love books that are literally just this!