Crisscrossed

My amazing pfp was made by my friend medic

[crisscross2]

So i was showing my friend some pictures of the Lotm donghua to convince him to watch it with me, more specifically i was showing him pictures of the true creator. I didn’t have any pictures on my phone so I obviously typed his name into google and among the many official artworks and fan arts is this screenshot

And when I tell you I absolutely lost my fucking mind at this.

I have heard that the Lotm manhua was bad but I had no idea it was this bad.

I absolutely lost my mind at this, all the while my friend was laughing at me.

[theonion]

[crisscross2]

So like… is there multiple barons or is there just one we all gotta marry against our will?

[crisscross2]

We live in a time where I can watch miku, Godzilla/Gojira, the power rangers megazord, Naruto, a bunch of random celebrities/youtubers, giant Homer Simpson, King Kong, huntrix, a giant sentient banana and several others that I can’t name rn fight a giant squid demon and I think that’s beautiful :)

[theclonewriter-blog]

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

[onewordtest]

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

[joehywheelah]

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

[tenoko1]

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

[cj-amused]

Things I didn’t know

[prismatic-bell]

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

[jawnwats-deactivated20160713]

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

[notesoftruth]

Okay, but someone please explain question marks when followed by a dialogue tag. How do?

[flootzavut]

“The speech tag is still part of the previous sentence,” she explained, ‘so it isn’t capitalised.“

“What do you mean?” he asked. “But there’s a full stop as part of the question mark!”

She nodded gravely. “I know!” she said. “A lot of people find this confusing. But the speech tag belongs to the line of dialogue, it’s still part of the sentence, so it’s wrong to capitalise it.”

She reblogged the post again, because she had recently read far too many potentially enjoyable stories marred by poor dialogue punctuation.

[dechart]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots till now..

[eddiestarchild]

NOICE. Can’t wait to use this

[magpiefngrl]

“There are two more ways"—she pointed to the blackboard—“to punctuate interruptions. One is with the em dashes outside the quotations marks to indicate continuous speech. The action occurs at the same time as speech. The other—” she sipped from a glass of water “—is em dashes within the quotation marks to indicate interrupted speech.”

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[crisscross2]

Looks like Cesar survived march because EVERY OTHER FANDOM IM IN GOT SOMEONE DYING

[crisscross2]

AHHHHHDIUDHAJDHUDUSHUXUS!!!1!1!!1

[crisscross2]

Dead wife flashback but like… she isn’t actually dead. She’s just at home and the guy just really misses his wife.

[crisscross2]

For once I want a “me and my whole class get transported” Isekai where the mc just… isn’t kicked out.

Like I get why the trope exists (nerdy/outcast boys wanting a power fantasy where they get to beat up bullies and make the pretty girl fall for them) but i genuinely think it would be way more interesting if they just didn’t leave.

Just think, you already have an entire cast of like, 20 characters who already have established social dynamics with each other that could be played around with for the story. You could have certain characters reveal traits about themselves that they kept hidden because of the perception that people have about them. It could be a story focusing on the idea that people are more than just what they are perceived as by the wider world or a story about finding common ground with people you’ve disregarded or maybe didn’t know well and working together for the greater good, overcoming your preconceived notions about who they are. And yeah not all of the classmates are going to be main characters, but still.

Hell, how about the idea that the class is actually a cohesive unit that knows how to work together and isn’t immediately ok with sending someone they know off to die. Even if they don’t like them or find them weird it’s not like they want the guy/girl to die. Or even that (and hear me out ok this) nobody is bullying anyone, even the weird loner is treated at least ok by the rest of the class. Have the new world king/queen/princess/etc try to make an evil manipulation plot but the class just… doesn’t fall for it, they cover for their friend/classmate. For once I want an mc that maybe isn’t popular but has like, actual friends and social skills.

But instead we get “class kicked me out because evil plot/popular girl liked me/everyone’s a dick to me for no reason so I become super mega overpowered with my super rare and powerful and cool and edgy secret class and my cat girl slave harem, but it’s fine that I own slaves because I’m nice to them :) (please don’t think of the implications of why the mc who is presumably a teenager/young adult is ok with owning slaves itssss fiiiiinnnnneeeee :) )” for the 19,863,581th time.

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[crisscross2]

Great first my streets power goes out and now ao3 is down.

Today can’t get any better.

[the-frightening-ghoul]

*brings a ouija board*

There we go! Oh kind and frightening ghoul, we can finally communicate...

Though the board isn't very sturdy, it's age is catching up to it

*the ouija board is visibly cracked, and has only five uses before it breaks*

Do you accept my gift?

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[cytherean-sunset]

[lurkiestvoid]

[willcraftapple11]

[frasohei]

[crisscross2]

I like mecha anime I’ve watched several over my life.

I just hate Evangelion in particular

[pukicho]

I like to wake up and go to bed

[pukicho]

Never mind, too relatable. I like to piss and eat mildew.

[strange-aeons]

My greatest advice to aspiring cat owners is to never buy them expensive or elaborate toys because you have no control over what they choose to find entertaining. It will almost always be so dumb.

[strange-aeons]

What would inspire me to post this right now? Well of course. It's because of his water #hisboilingwater

[strange-aeons]

#water fan club

#reblogtobeboiled

[crisscross2]

Was nobody going to tell me they released wizard101 on PlayStation or was I just supposed to find this out on my own?