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[sasha-on-the-side]

Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

[rustmarty]

this is what 2026 has been like so far

[dogpuppy]

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[weremustelidae]

for christmas we're deleting the entire show. tally ho you teaboo shits

[breastforce]

[3000s]

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[mollyjames]

I could be trusted with mind control powers

[pallidprincess]

You could be trusted with mind control powers

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

"bosch" doesn't sound like the name of a guy who'd make paintings like that. but when you add "hieronymus" to the mix it starts to make sense

[daughter-of-sapph0]

Pro Tip: Dumplings can prevent the negative status condition Passive Suicidality

[byjove]

hey man, I can’t make it tomorrow. mom just told me I have to go into grandpa’s funeral barrow and fight his draugr for the family heirloom cursed sword. it’s probably going to be an all day thing. yeah, I know. I’m sorry.

[romanceyourdemons]

guy working on an artwork they knew would push them technically: what the hell why do i keep doing this wrong. am i haunted by malevolent spirits and such

[greenlabcoat]

im not a "good boy" im nuanced. also i hurt strangers for no reason sometimes

[hungwy]

haters will see you mind control them and be like i do not hate you any more

[satan-offical]

hey twin are you okay? your leitmotif is being played by a string instrument

[rui-cifer]

how rude! the scythe's utility as a weapon is besides the point! it's symbolic of the end of the- what? you come from a coastal mercantile fief and are only vaguely aware of agrarian symbolism? you didn't get to read enough literature to really understand the significance? you know what, this isn't even fun anymore. go bother the demon princess. why can't they send a bard's college dropout for once?