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[crochet-chaos]

Someone should tell the makeup girlies that the best lip plumper is anxiety. Bite ur lip til it swells, trust me it works wonders

[crochet-chaos]

Made a funky lil guy

[justspilledcoffee]

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cute puppy what breed is he

[purified-zone]

sideways

[kiki-or-bouba]

This post is: Kiki

[pukicho]

I like to wake up and go to bed

[pukicho]

Never mind, too relatable. I like to piss and eat mildew.

[crochet-chaos]

New levels of stress unlocked: sitting on your kitchen floor panicking with a half empty wine glass of cranberry juice

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[moseby]

the best fruits are hardest to open

[trashboat]

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

[crochet-chaos]

Made a birthday present for my partner, no one tell them

[fluoxetinehcl]

well

tagging @demial4 and @altsmatou

[cilil]

Nobody tagged me, but I decided to do it anyway~

Now let me see…

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHAHA

Haha… yeah. The OGs now.

Open tag, join me!

[ruiniel]

ai'ght

0 pressure tag: @saintstars @howlsmoonhaven @hirazuki @fishing4stars @mirkwood-hr-department @ms-trash-panda

[hirazuki]

Thanks for tagging!!

No pressure tagging: @fairytiredreblogs, @imma-little-teapot, @celebbun, @melkors-defense-attorney, @theemoreader, @estramor, @0070070077

[melkors-defense-attorney]

Yep, that’s me!

Tagging: @tar-thelien @junk-whunk-punk

[junk-whunk-punk]

oop thank for tagging vro AND AY LOOK

oh how did u knoooowwwww🤭🤭

absolutely open tag but @kay1mi @ironloki3 @ms-trash-panda @lyragoth @celebrimbor-loves-you @the-froggit @sinick @allofthefreedoms HOW ABOUT U no pressure tho👄

[allofthefreedoms]

Thanks for the tag! I got: alternate universe.

I’ll tag: @shadowofwar-goober @pengtheplush @thefaearealwaysamongyou and of course anybody can join

[thefaearealwaysamongyou]

I got fix-it, which I would rather dispute, but anyways,

@lennyinlordran @splorfstuffss @fool-osophie

[splorfstuffss]

*obligatory bird noises*

@hollybobsy4 i always feel bad tagging ppl in posts lol but i know u like this kinda shit bbg <3

[hollybobsy4]

thank you bbg the tag was greatly appreciated

@tired-writer-in-progress

[tired-writer-in-progress]

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WELL THEN-

@primeval-texture @starry-dream-moonlight @ogcalesgf @meme-slur

[meme-slur]

Ok that hopeless romantic Playlist evening one was uncalled for.

@happeth

[happeth]

I don’t see it personally.

@bosnianmodeactivate @crochet-chaos

[crochet-chaos]

:/ feeling called out

[caesarsaladinn]

I recite this to myself every time I refrain from making a stupid purchase

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

[muppetshow2026]

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jadeharleyinc]

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

[vibraph0ny]

Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

I made an illuminated manuscript skin for AO3? So im doing my part!

[neddea]

This is fantastic and needs to be shared. I just changed my skin to this and it brought me so much joy, thank you so much for making it

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[kosmogrl]

[crochet-chaos]

Another day, another handful of antidepressants

[totalkexcessively-deactivated20]

I can’t find it on tumblr and IT CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT.

MERR CHRISMAS.