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liberals stop armchair diagnosing trump with mental illnesses he doesn’t have and start acknowledging that he acts the way he does because he’s lived an overly privileged life that has prevented him from ever facing consequences challenge
If you think 25 dollars is ridiculous for a Lammily doll, th original Lammily one is now 40 dollars
i want receipts
It’s true, but it says “first edition”. There are other listings for her at $25 that include a cheap dress or a t-shirt, listed on some of the item description pages.
There’s also a page called “How Lammily is Different”, which has an image link “comparing” her to the new Curvy Barbie and MH. It’s not even an actual comparison; it’s just a badly photoshopped model in a terrible pose.
Okay, I can’t keep browsing this site. I just keep finding more and more stuff that’s sad. And they’ve got a “historic figures” outfit subscription, which includes Frida Kahlo.
Literally no one expects Monster High to reflect “real” body types they are monsters they’re not even human.
I’m still hoping one will pop up at the thrift store so I can see it in person. I’m not paying retail for one, though.
I ~love~ it when people try to prove how horrrrrribbbbllleeee Barbie is by using illustrations that don’t themselves look like Barbie.
…and that first one doesn’t look like Lammily, either. It should be more like this
not that her legs can bend that far
how about
pfttthaha Ok this whole chain had me giggling but ESPECIALLY this last one 🤣
Too much neck range and bending toes is unrealistic. Fixed it.
SOMEONE.
GIVE HER THE PAPER SHOES.
Oh my god 🤣
Brilliant group effort from March 2018
Literally
Tumblr, have you lost your mind?
So, regarding to this new puritan policy, Tumblr Help Center reads:
Starting Dec 17, adult content will not be allowed on Tumblr, regardless of how old you are. You can read more about what kinds of content are not allowed on Tumblr in our Community Guidelines. Adult content primarily includes photos, videos, or GIFs that show real-life human genitals or female-presenting nipples, and any content—including photos, videos, GIFs and illustrations—that depicts sex acts. Okay, I guess they’re trying to fight all the porn bots that spam incessantly every other blog. Also, they said that us bloggers would be notified with a message whenever one of our posts was flagged as Adult Content. Have you received any message? Because I haven’t received a single warning. I had to know about this thanks to a DM sent by another user. So far, here are the posts that Tumblr, in its wisdom, has deemed indecent:
[What is still permitted?
Examples of exceptions that are still permitted are exposed female-presenting nipples in connection with breastfeeding, birth or after-birth moments, and health-related situations, such as post-mastectomy or gender confirmation surgery. Written content such as erotica, nudity related to political or newsworthy speech, and nudity found in art, such as sculptures and illustrations, are also stuff that can be freely posted on Tumblr.] Oh, I guess my Star Wars parody with male-presenting nipples wasn’t included in the exception.
Same here. But you think this “risqué” content is the only one that got flagged in my blog. No sir-ee.
Behold, the nasty, nasty adult content below, according to Tumblr Staff.
Oh yeah, an edit of my novel. Where there is NOT EVEN ONE VISIBLE NIPPLE.
So much for nudity in art, I guess.
Now fashion designs (without an ounce of nudity) are Adult Content too. Got it.
I guess the bra in this one (art, again) wasn’t… opaque enough? I honestly don’t know what the hell. Is all this exposed flesh too… genitallistic?
Oh, but the ridicule doesn’t stop here.
Now even badly-drawn knickerbockers are Adult Content too! What happened, dude?
And to top it all… A photo of me, dressed up to my neck in winter clothes while presenting my book! Yeah, you guessed it. Flagged. I’m Adult Content, guys. You’re not safe from my lustmongering face. Hide yo kids, hide yo husband.
So yeah, this is crazy. I guess Tumblr wants to provoke a massive exodus of users who are fed up with constant useless changes and stupid, puritanical rules that make less sense than spitting against the wind.
Amazing.
This is stupid 😣 Tumblr is done for
Floral Rainbow Snowflake by pinkythepink
This is stunning!!
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
What’s with people making things “child friendly”
There’s a reason you can mark blogs as explicit. It’s to keep the minors off of them and if they lie about their age to view porn that’s the parents problem. If they’re doing it here, they’re doing it elsewhere as well. This ban they’re doing is going to flag random crap and cause blogs to be deleted for no reason while allowing the pedos and nazis to keep doing as they please on here. I don’t see how this is going to solve the problem.
I hate those types that say “think of the children” they are fucking retarded. I’m not doing your job of parenting your kids for you.
Nikolaos Gyzis , Grandfather and Grandson (detail)
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
motherfucking australia
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
wait.
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual fuck australia
I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be in on the joke.
Nope.
Went there.
Parrots tried to take our car.
Came home IN A FUCKING HURRY.
Interesting thing about magpies - they’re not great at identifying individual humans visually, but if you make yourself identifiable in some way they’re usually open to reason. We used to have some very aggressive swoopers in our back yard - as soon as they realised that the humans *inside* the fence never bothered them and were the source of the delicious compost heap, they turned into flying black and white guard dogs who would viciously assault any passing stranger but never bothered anyone inside the yard. Several times they swooped at us when we approached from outside, then when we walked into the yard they would pull up and act incredibly apologetic like sorry ma’am I had no idea it was you I would never please don’t stop stocking the food pile.
There was another little group of magpies in the park who would attack any solo pedestrian but never bothered anyone walking a dog or pushing a pram, because apparently those were identifiable traits indicating a non-threatening human. In the spirit of inquiry, I started going out of my way to be polite to the magpies - carefully walking a wide arc around them when they were on the ground, etc - and emitting an identifiable call of ‘hello birdie’ before swooping season started.
I spent the next ten years crossing that park at least once a day and as long as I turned at the first flutter of wings and said ‘hello birdie’ to the magpie waiting to attack as soon as my back was turned, I was fine. Every time, the magpie would stare at me for a minute and then fly off to harass some other pedestrian because apparently the magpies and I, we were cool.
Parrots are a lot less open to negotiation, and the little bastards travel in flocks. Beware the parrots.
Australia: the only country where it is necessary to sign a peace treaty with the birds in order to stay unmangled.
They did lose the Emu War, after all.
Ahh, Australia. The land with oversized rabbits that can kick your ass, spiders the size of a fist, every venomous snake imaginable, and birds that win wars and are allowed 3 months out of the year to harass humans.
What the hell is “pushing a pram”?!
Ha ha, no, of course not.
Yahoo is a notorious repeat offender. Yahoo is the reason the “if you’re not paying money for a service, then you’re not a customer, you’re the product.” saying exists.
Here is some fully general advice: If you’re the user of a free-to-use website, and you learn that it’s being bought by a large company, then this is always, and forever, bad news. If it’s not an acquihire, then it’s something worse. You’re not a customer, you’re the product.
If we’re lucky, this will be a Livejournal-style buyout, where the site just gradually disintegrates over the course of several years. If we’re unlucky, then it’ll be a Posterous-style buyout, and Tumblr will be shut down when Yahoo goes bankrupt in six months. It is vanishingly unlikely that being owned by Yahoo will benefit Tumblr users at all.
Predictions:
More ads. Karp has a weirdly principled dislike of ads, for a guy running a free social network. Marissa Mayer is unencumbered by morals, here. If you spend a billion dollars on something, you’re gonna want a return on income.
NSFW content is probably going to be banned, or heavily restricted. (As in, “verify your age by giving us a credit card number”) Ad networks hate and fear porn, and Yahoo is going to run more ads. No other Yahoo property allows NSFW content, for precisely this reason.
They might try to restrict fan content, due to copyright/CP concerns, as Livejournal did; they might not.
Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!
I called it, five years in advance.
The prophecy was right there and we all ignored it.
Because not all girls love sparkles and short-shorts.
“ Sharon Choksi, founder Girls Will Be, decided to do something about the lack of options for girls. She said the inspiration for her new line of clothing, came from her daughter and niece, Maya and Grace, who wanted to wear clothing that wasn’t frilly, “nothing with bows” and absolutely “NO sparkles.” They were interested in “climbing trees, building LEGO creations, and playing with cars and trucks,” Choksi said. “
from the above article:
She collected boys and girls clothes from 10 of the biggest retailers that were all meant for kids of around the same size and age and measured them. What she found was that the girls’ shirts were one to three inches thinner. The sleeves were shorter. And the girls’ shorts were barely a third of the length.
I know this was true when I was a kid, but it’s gotten a lot worse since then.
Looks like the girls shorts are completely sold out right now, but let’s hope this is a trend
HOLY SHIT YES. I’ve had SO many conversations about dress codes and stuff where people complain about how “skimpy” the clothes tween girls wear are, and I have to explain to them that those are their only options. There literally aren’t pants a tween/early teen girl can buy anywhere between capris and a 3-inch inseam. Shit, I’m 32 and wear a size 22/24 pants and I have trouble finding shorts that cover over half my thigh!
How To Knit the Horizontal Herringbone Stitch – Mama In A Stitch
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BLESS THIS MOSH PIT
“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”
I’m not gonna lie, this made my night.
I thought this gonna be young ravers dressed as nuns but nope. they nuns.
me and the sisters
I love how they all bob up and down together!
Creature doodles from today! Some kind of small chaotic spirit - they like to sit on people’s shoulders and provide bad ideas and useless information.
it’s…. gecko gsaturday
Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!
I see this one like every year and I still dont know the characters involved but I love it, it’s not Halloween without the pumpkin dragons
I made them!! @pocketss
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