Cross Stitch Doughnuts

Maddie and Polly are on a mission to banter the shit out of your dash.

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I'm Alive! I can't Speak for Polly, Though

I've been really good today about updating all of my social internet sites. I don't know if it's just because I've been on my game or maybe if it possibly has something to do with my number theory midterm tomorrow. Probably the latter. I'm sorry we never post. College does that to people, unfortunately. Especially when you're Polly and you do a million clubs in addition to everything else! Anywho, my apologies for our absence from your lives. All three of you who even care! <3 Maddie out!

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There’s an island in Japan where wild cats wander freely through the streets, boatyards, porches, and houses of the city. I want to go to there.

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let’s go.

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So Polly... When are we going?

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Today I Discovered...

...The Genie (which is a brand of contraption used to lift you way way up high in a basket-like cage thing) that I use once a week to go thirty-ish feet up in to refill the snow machines is 32 years old. I feel safe now. ~Maddie

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“this is why i can’t work”

by the adorable and talented books of adam

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This is so cute. And also typical.

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I Wanna See You Move

Having the Chris Cox Megamix stuck in your head before falling asleep: Clearly the fault of your best friend.

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My fake glasses make me study better.

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New video at last!! ~Maddie

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Dear Polly,

I know I have been out of touch for the past... while. It's been a bit crazy down here!! But I love you and miss you and also encourage you to UPDATE OUR BLOG!! That was a love shout. It's a thing. Love Your Long-Lost Friend, Maddie

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Stuck in the Inbetween...

All of my friends from home are already at school. All of my friends from school have not left yet. I am terribly bored... ~Maddie

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It's 5 o'clock Somewhere!

Mom: "Do you think it's too early to drink?" Grandma: "It's America!" Me: "Um... It's 11:17..." ...The usual... ~Maddie

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Friends

I hate it when I'm watching a Friends marathon and it gets to the point where Ross and Rachel "take a break." ~Maddie

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"A birthday girl always gets her wish..." This was sent to my dad today from Victoria's Secret... It's not his birthday. He is also, ya know, not a woman... ~Maddie

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Oh, Brother...

Having my brother home sounded fun... Right up until he arrived. Is it Thursday yet? ~Maddie

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You Know You're at Grandma's House When...

...You have a food baby before you even leave for dinner. ~Maddie

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That Awkward Moment When...

...You've been out working at camp for 3 weeks and you come home and realize you aren't Facebook friends with any of the people you are now intimately acquainted with... ~Maddie

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This is how I feel when I get mail. The Doctor and I have that in common. ~Maddie

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That Embarrassing Moment When...

...You realize that you previously recorded and saved the movie you've been craving to watch for three days. And that movie is Another Cinderella Story. ~Maddie