occasionally subtle
Stranger Things
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Love Begins
wallacepolsom
Today's Document
Acquired Stardust
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
noise dept.
shark vs the universe
titsay
No title available
ellievsbear
Sade Olutola
Sweet Seals For You, Always
RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Misplaced Lens Cap
sheepfilms
dirt enthusiast
seen from United States
seen from Ireland
seen from Singapore
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from New Zealand
seen from United States
seen from Thailand
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from Germany
seen from United States
@crosstellation
my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.
I was born an identical twin shortly after 911, my mum is CONVINCED me and my sister are the twin towers reincarnate
I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”
Wait, is this origin behind
when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written
nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.
context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds
This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.
Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.
The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world
always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard
i love both my beautiful daughters
“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.
I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced
How could you forget this classic?
i cant believe this one is missing
some gems from my own personal “grindr is a hellpit” collection
not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!
I’ve had enough
