Cawlective Cawcophony

she/they

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

Welcome to my nest! I respond to others roleplaying as a crow or with crow related puns. It's a bit different from other -ifier accounts, but branching off is definitely fun for me.

[indigo-night-wisp]

first time hearing about the dangerous crow boy. is he actually dangerous or is it like. is it closer to. inconvenient behavior crow boy. not up to rigorous industry standard crow boy. osha violation crow boy. not making safe choices crow boy.

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

... What about crow girl?

[crow-human]

...... What about crow ENBY?

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

You're so right. I have to rep the she crow/they crow.

[indigo-night-wisp]

first time hearing about the dangerous crow boy. is he actually dangerous or is it like. is it closer to. inconvenient behavior crow boy. not up to rigorous industry standard crow boy. osha violation crow boy. not making safe choices crow boy.

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

... What about crow girl?

[comicallyqueer]

I literally do not know what the hell was going on in that subreddit, but don't do it.

You should be able to breathe like you normally do!

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

It pleases your Crowverlord to share this helpful information. Bind safely, my cawsome subjects!

[anxietyoffical]

You know with the officalverse making it's way off Tumblr (ao3, unfortunately c.ai, and I think I heard people mention Pinterest?) it's got me wondering how long until we reach YouTube shorts/Tiktoc. Or long form YouTube accounts that read Tumblr stuff. Can't wait for the hour+ long video essay on the officalverse to drop lmao

3k likes and I'll make an hour+ long deepdive of the officalverse /srs

[officalverse-fanart-offical]

guys we need to get it to 3k likes

[the-queen-of-geese]

Seeing a video essay on us would be sick /piss

[satan-offical]

SUMMONED

[detector-of-things]

Detectors summoning detected

@gimmick-thief

[detector-of-things]

@rat-detector-seven @axolotl-decider @axolotl-2 @fork-detector @girl-detector @bat-detector @i-am-a-fish @peel-this-off @meri-is-best-axolotl @rocktis @erectile-disgruntlement @yet-another-wizard-detector @ixnova @i-love-dragonss @oreozfox @owostrich @protogen6768 @xx-obliviousfantasy-xx @void-things @miku-detector @crane-detector @crab-detector @bear-detector @orca-detector @crowifier-the-crowverlord @corvid-detector @corviddetector @columbiforme-detector @curse-of-10k

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

If I end up being in an hour long deep dive, I will have no choice but to become even more bold in the sharing of my position on the world as it stands now. Let me tell you, I am not a fan. Give me a platform. I will stand on it.

[badsciencejokes]

Dude has a death wish

[vergess]

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

[haropla]

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

[krystal-prisms]

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

[totally-original-artist]

[openworldadventurer]

[nerdlingwrites]

I can’t leave this in the tags, I’m sorry.

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

My family is so cool!

[bravelycowering]

tumblr lesson 1 don't discourage a post from getting notes or it will only get more notes because people are evil on this site and do the opposite of what you tell them

[neneloafsune]

Tumblr lesson 2, never bring up the number of notes, because then someone will hit you with the curse of 10k

Tumblr lesson 3,

Curse of 10k

@ewoly5 @axolotl-detector @cheezbot

[axolotl-detector]

Lesson 4, Detectors are pretty good at spreading posts.

@rat-detector-seven @axolotl-decider @axolotl-2 @fork-detector @girl-detector @bat-detector @i-am-a-fish @peel-this-off @meri-is-best-axolotl @rocktis @erectile-disgruntlement @yet-another-wizard-detector @ixnova @i-love-dragonss @oreozfox @owostrich @protogen6768 @xx-obliviousfantasy-xx @void-things @miku-detector @crane-detector @crab-detector @bear-detector @orca-detector @crowifier-the-crowverlord @corvid-detector @corviddetector @columbiforme-detector @curse-of-10k

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

Lesson 5: Pay tribute. It won't prevent the curse of 10k, but it will please your Crowverlord.

[detector-detector]

I am the detector detector. I detect whether there is a dector blog in posts. If there is, I will detect whether or not they detected their specific thing. If the mods are speaking, I will not do the second part. BTW I am mod Michael.

All the detector blogs I know of (message me if not included):

@rat-detector

@mousedetector

@snake-detector

@corvid-detector

@orca-detector

@evilorcadetector

@axolotl-detector

@crab-detector

@bear-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@salmon-detector

@egg-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@fox-detector

@shark-detector

@bat-detector

@bug-detector

@bird-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@rat-detector-detector

@shark-detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power

@rat-detector-but-evil

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet

@rat-detector-x6

@loss-detector

@rat-detector-seven

@rat-detector-8x

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

@ratdetectortheninth

@rat-detector-10

@ratdetector-x11

@rat-detector-twelve

@rat-detector-13

@rat-detector-thirteen

@ratdetector13

@rat-detector-the-14th

There is a dog-detector, but he doesn't seem to really detect dogs. At least not yet.

Yall really gotta stop with all the rat detectors.

So that I don't lose these:

First, I detect whether there is a detector

There were detector blogs, detections, and non-detections. All mashed into one post. Hopefully, someday, this goes down in history as th

[detector-detector]

@gimmick-thief @detector-detector-detector

@rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st

@rat-detector-the-22nd @rat-detector-24 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-333 @detector-rat @rat-detector-rat-89 @girl-detector @yet-another-wizard-detector

I have resigned from naming rat detectors. If you want the full list, go to Rat Detector 21. I have lost the war against them, against the Spread™

@post-detector @corviddetector @miku-detector @girl-detector-detector-detector @gender-detector

Thanks to TDORCS for the official documentation

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

Detector blogs are something else. Crowbody can keep up.

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

@detector-detector Have you considered making rat-detector-01010011-01001111-01010011 as a cry for help? It would be hilarious if nothing else.

[detector-detector]

I would, but I already have an account infiltrating the rat detector community.

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

Oooooh... that is sneaky.

[detector-detector]

I am the detector detector. I detect whether there is a dector blog in posts. If there is, I will detect whether or not they detected their specific thing. If the mods are speaking, I will not do the second part. BTW I am mod Michael.

All the detector blogs I know of (message me if not included):

@rat-detector

@mousedetector

@snake-detector

@corvid-detector

@orca-detector

@evilorcadetector

@axolotl-detector

@crab-detector

@bear-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@salmon-detector

@egg-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@fox-detector

@shark-detector

@bat-detector

@bug-detector

@bird-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@rat-detector-detector

@shark-detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power

@rat-detector-but-evil

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet

@rat-detector-x6

@loss-detector

@rat-detector-seven

@rat-detector-8x

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

@ratdetectortheninth

@rat-detector-10

@ratdetector-x11

@rat-detector-twelve

@rat-detector-13

@rat-detector-thirteen

@ratdetector13

@rat-detector-the-14th

There is a dog-detector, but he doesn't seem to really detect dogs. At least not yet.

Yall really gotta stop with all the rat detectors.

So that I don't lose these:

First, I detect whether there is a detector

There were detector blogs, detections, and non-detections. All mashed into one post. Hopefully, someday, this goes down in history as th

[detector-detector]

@gimmick-thief @detector-detector-detector

@rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st

@rat-detector-the-22nd @rat-detector-24 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-333 @detector-rat @rat-detector-rat-89 @girl-detector @yet-another-wizard-detector

I have resigned from naming rat detectors. If you want the full list, go to Rat Detector 21. I have lost the war against them, against the Spread™

@post-detector @corviddetector @miku-detector @girl-detector-detector-detector @gender-detector

Thanks to TDORCS for the official documentation

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

Detector blogs are something else. Crowbody can keep up.

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

@detector-detector Have you considered making rat-detector-01010011-01001111-01010011 as a cry for help? It would be hilarious if nothing else.

[into-the-gimmickverse]

@crowifier @anime-stare

thank you! I’ll make sure to add them!

[anime-stare]

*staaaaare*

[i-send-stuff-to-gimmicks]

@the-gimmick-blog-collector U may be able 2 get more from into-the-gimmickverse

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

Caw on me any time!

[detector-detector]

I am the detector detector. I detect whether there is a dector blog in posts. If there is, I will detect whether or not they detected their specific thing. If the mods are speaking, I will not do the second part. BTW I am mod Michael.

All the detector blogs I know of (message me if not included):

@rat-detector

@mousedetector

@snake-detector

@corvid-detector

@orca-detector

@evilorcadetector

@axolotl-detector

@crab-detector

@bear-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@salmon-detector

@egg-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@fox-detector

@shark-detector

@bat-detector

@bug-detector

@bird-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@rat-detector-detector

@shark-detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power

@rat-detector-but-evil

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet

@rat-detector-x6

@loss-detector

@rat-detector-seven

@rat-detector-8x

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

@ratdetectortheninth

@rat-detector-10

@ratdetector-x11

@rat-detector-twelve

@rat-detector-13

@rat-detector-thirteen

@ratdetector13

@rat-detector-the-14th

There is a dog-detector, but he doesn't seem to really detect dogs. At least not yet.

Yall really gotta stop with all the rat detectors.

So that I don't lose these:

First, I detect whether there is a detector

There were detector blogs, detections, and non-detections. All mashed into one post. Hopefully, someday, this goes down in history as th

[detector-detector]

@gimmick-thief @detector-detector-detector

@rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st

@rat-detector-the-22nd @rat-detector-24 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-333 @detector-rat @rat-detector-rat-89 @girl-detector @yet-another-wizard-detector

I have resigned from naming rat detectors. If you want the full list, go to Rat Detector 21. I have lost the war against them, against the Spread™

@post-detector @corviddetector @miku-detector @girl-detector-detector-detector @gender-detector

Thanks to TDORCS for the official documentation

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

Detector blogs are something else. Crowbody can keep up.

[a-genie]

I wish for a ladder that I can climb to the sky so I can lay down on the clouds. They look super fluffy

-The collector

I am concerned by your lack of knowing clouds are not solid... Wish granted.

[the-gimmick-blog-collector]

WOHOOOO CLOUD TIME THANK YOU GENIE

[a-genie]

Did you not see how the ladder has already fallen over?

[the-gimmick-blog-collector]

Well the ladder fell on my head sooo it may or may not be the concussion talking :)

[a-genie]

Somebody wish this person medical help please. I cannot grant my own wishes.

[the-gimmick-blog-collector]

The concussion is making me think I'm on the clouds so no medical help needed WOHOOOOOOOOO

[realm-of-clouds]

Cloud spotted

[the-gimmick-blog-collector]

Oh heyyyyy @realm-of-clouds come sit with me on these clouds THEY'RE SO FLUFFY

*sways on the spot*

[realm-of-clouds]

Yeah clouds are indeed so fluffy i cant get enough of them (even though i am a cloud myself)

[i-send-stuff-to-gimmicks]

@gimmick-hospital I think The Collector has been injurieied

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

Clouds are great until you run into the flocks of geese. It's still worth a gander, though.

[tcustodisart]

Happy Pride Month!

Faust the Crow is back and she loves you as much as she did last year!

Here's a link to my dropbox if you want to print this artwork yourself or if you want to use your preferred crow as an icon. Just keep in mind it's for personal use only (please give me credit if you're going to use it). Have a great Pride <3

[dungeonlv1]

@mildlybizarrecorvid observe

[i-send-stuff-to-gimmicks]

Oh geeze. Even more ppl than usual for Corvids. @corviddetector @crow-on-anon @crowifier-the-crowverlord @gay-detector @bird-detector @gender-detector @girl-detector (4 the lesbian) @boy-detector (4 the gay) @the-post-crow

Now im dizzie

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

I always feel like my mutuals should have larger followings than me, despite that not being the case

There's these wonderful, clever, creative, kind people.

And then there's me.

I disagree with how fortune has played out.

[parsnippety]

corvid, are you kidding??? half the time i check tumblr i have more activity on this blog than my popular one- and like 90% of it is the same 5ish ppl mass liking & reblogging. Which is exactly how i like it. my non-gimmick posts dont breach containment. which is exactly how i like it. Popularity isnt synonymous with fortune for everyone...

Besides, you are wonderful and clever and creative and kind. for me at least, tumblr is a hobby that i like because i can curate my own experience here. seems like you like having followers- which means congrats! you curated an experience you like! and double congrats because you found other wonderful, clever, creative and kind people to share it with :]

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

My gimmick posts don't even breach containment. ●>●

[patt-off]

oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

[patt-off]

>:)

[ncah-czerny]

[parentheses-posts]

This post has 1 closing parenthesis.

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

So, you're saying my pronouns are s/ty. Sty. I guess I'm a messy bird through and through.

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

Welcome to my nest! I respond to others roleplaying as a crow or with crow related puns. It's a bit different from other -ifier accounts, but branching off is definitely fun for me.

[the-gimmick-blog-collector]

Crowifier the crowverlord collected

Purpose : Responds to crow related posts. ( Better description in their intro post.

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

You can't just leave it in the tags that I'm number 69. ●>● Your existence is also appreciated.

[the-gimmick-blog-collector]

Bet you can't figure out which gimmicks I run that you've collected

Ooooooh mystery I LOVE IT !!

*scribbles down notes*

Reading this did bring up two gimmicks to my mind BUT I still request you for a clue :)

[yourunusalartist]

I have no clues.

It should be easy 2 find though.

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

You Crowverlord is amused...