First, I detect whether there is a detector

then I detect whether or not they detected something

[detector-detector]

I am the detector detector. I detect whether there is a dector blog in posts. If there is, I will detect whether or not they detected their specific thing. If the mods are speaking, I will not do the second part. BTW I am mod Michael.

All the detector blogs I know of (message me if not included):

@rat-detector

@mousedetector

@snake-detector

@corvid-detector

@orca-detector

@evilorcadetector

@axolotl-detector

@crab-detector

@bear-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@salmon-detector

@egg-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@fox-detector

@shark-detector

@bat-detector

@bug-detector

@bird-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@rat-detector-detector

@shark-detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power

@rat-detector-but-evil

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet

@rat-detector-x6

@loss-detector

@rat-detector-seven

@rat-detector-8x

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

@ratdetectortheninth

@rat-detector-10

@ratdetector-x11

@rat-detector-twelve

@rat-detector-13

@rat-detector-thirteen

@ratdetector13

@rat-detector-the-14th

There is a dog-detector, but he doesn't seem to really detect dogs. At least not yet.

Yall really gotta stop with all the rat detectors.

So that I don't lose these:

First, I detect whether there is a detector

There were detector blogs, detections, and non-detections. All mashed into one post. Hopefully, someday, this goes down in history as th

[detector-detector]

@gimmick-thief @detector-detector-detector

@rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st

@rat-detector-the-22nd @rat-detector-24 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-333 @detector-rat @rat-detector-rat-89 @girl-detector @yet-another-wizard-detector

I have resigned from naming rat detectors. If you want the full list, go to Rat Detector 21. I have lost the war against them, against the Spread™

@post-detector @corviddetector @miku-detector @girl-detector-detector-detector @gender-detector @thorn-offical

Thanks to TDORCS for the official documentation

[detector-detector]

detect me...

You.... you uhhh... seem to be spandex and... grass?

[detector-detector]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

[detector-detector]

Question, was this blog made before or after the short-lived blog the-detector ?

I'm not sure. I didn't even know there was a blog called the detector. I just made this because I saw this comment on a post

[detector-detector]

would you consider me? It is infact a job of mine, yet not in my title.

@thorn-offical

I wouldn't exactly consider you a detector; you do more of counting how many there are in the text, and while that is sort of a form of detecting it's not exactly what other detectors do. But who really cares, you're close enough to detector in my book, so you're going on the list @thorn-offical

[absolutejamer]

remember kids! In addition to providing space, food, and water, it is also important to provide your gimmick blog with adequate enrichment.

@miata-detector @cat-detector

[miata-detector]

red tabby with low white spotting

[mqyhlkahu]

@detector-detector

[detector-detector]

[b0tster]

yeag days tomorrow. whats yeag day? i dont remember. lol. mark ur calendars 📝

[pea-detector]

[a-wild-torterra]

@detector-detector

[detector-detector]

What is yeag day?

[detector-detector]

I am the detector detector. I detect whether there is a dector blog in posts. If there is, I will detect whether or not they detected their specific thing. If the mods are speaking, I will not do the second part. BTW I am mod Michael.

All the detector blogs I know of (message me if not included):

@rat-detector

@mousedetector

@snake-detector

@corvid-detector

@orca-detector

@evilorcadetector

@axolotl-detector

@crab-detector

@bear-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@salmon-detector

@egg-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@fox-detector

@shark-detector

@bat-detector

@bug-detector

@bird-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@rat-detector-detector

@shark-detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power

@rat-detector-but-evil

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet

@rat-detector-x6

@loss-detector

@rat-detector-seven

@rat-detector-8x

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

@ratdetectortheninth

@rat-detector-10

@ratdetector-x11

@rat-detector-twelve

@rat-detector-13

@rat-detector-thirteen

@ratdetector13

@rat-detector-the-14th

There is a dog-detector, but he doesn't seem to really detect dogs. At least not yet.

Yall really gotta stop with all the rat detectors.

So that I don't lose these:

First, I detect whether there is a detector

There were detector blogs, detections, and non-detections. All mashed into one post. Hopefully, someday, this goes down in history as th

[detector-detector]

@gimmick-thief @detector-detector-detector

@rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st

@rat-detector-the-22nd @rat-detector-24 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-333 @detector-rat @rat-detector-rat-89 @girl-detector @yet-another-wizard-detector

I have resigned from naming rat detectors. If you want the full list, go to Rat Detector 21. I have lost the war against them, against the Spread™

@post-detector @corviddetector @miku-detector @girl-detector-detector-detector @gender-detector

Thanks to TDORCS for the official documentation

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

Detector blogs are something else. Crowbody can keep up.

[crowifier-the-crowverlord]

@detector-detector Have you considered making rat-detector-01010011-01001111-01010011 as a cry for help? It would be hilarious if nothing else.

[detector-detector]

I would, but I already have an account infiltrating the rat detector community.

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget:

[pea-detector]

[i-send-stuff-to-gimmicks]

@detector-detector have a pea detector!

[detector-detector]

[the-gimmick-blog-collector]

Good morning to everyone!!!

And @detector-detector how da heck did the rat-detector fiasco started ??! And so so many ?? Fascinating

[detector-detector]

It all started with the countdown to The Spread™. When The Spread™ began, the rats multiplied faster than rabbits. It made me go insane having to add more and more rats to the list and I subsequently gave up on adding rat detectors. Now we have far too many rat detectors.

[france-unofficial]

instead of saying 'excuse me' we should just say 'scuzzle'. its just 'excuse me' and a bunch of random letters mashed together.

also people can't say 'you're excused', as a snappy retort. they have to say 'you've been scuzzled', or 'you're scuzzed' :3

[france-unofficial]

dont you dare judge the power of scuzzles.

[france-unofficial]

sealand

no

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I'll eat the water bottle while it's still in your hand.

@non-tyrannical-usa @communist-usa-real @the-gimmick-simp

[france-unofficial]

SEALAND NO

*SPRAYS YOU WITH VINEGAR*

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I'll eat that too.

[france-unofficial]

[bingle-official]

@real-antonio-vivaldi

[real-antonio-vivaldi]

Hiiiiii!!

@the-official-real-coca-cola @actual-aspec-military @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @big-mayo-official @buildabearfr

@the-real-gmail @the-real-google @the-real-twitter-bird @the-official-pepsi @jeopardy-official

@its-sanrio-official @its-target-official @oscar-wilde-official-account @realgoogleclassroom @unfortunate-wattpad

@rene-descartes-official @firehouse-subs-fr @bingle-official @google-news-official @officialtinder

@truly-jcjenson @the-red-planet-mars @the-lovely-planet-earth @nasa-real @k-f-c-official

@totallytesco @pizza-hut-official @yep-definitely-savers @yahooo-official @same-image-of-hr8799e-every-day

@big-daddy-pharma @the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-real-illinois @non-tyrannical-usa @burger-king-unofficial

@im-pandora-i-promise @totally-amazon @yes-im-youtube-kids @walmart-the-official @google-searchhistory-official

@the-tumblur-searchbar @the-us-navy-offical @the-official-publix @the-official-apple @i-am-poland

@shakespeare-official-reblogs @post-uwuifer @denmark-forreal @hands-you-a-spatula

@definitely-britain @gmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmail @antarcitica-official @india-official

@the-real-ipsy @the-real-chipotle @real-starbucks @unofficial-copilot @definitely-tiktok-trust

@speedway-official-unofficial @speedron @unofficial-trader-joes @the-tumblur-searchbar

@totally-scjohnson @totally-peacock-i-swear @totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese @life360-i-swear @undeniably-chevron

@the-real-firefox @actual-long-john-silvers @acually-history @actually-aldi @communist-usa-real

@fr-winn-dixie @the-actual-dicks-sporting-goods @the-actual-real-android @the-real-aperture-science @the-real-ecosia

@demi-demolitions @electio-aroace-navy @genderfluid-marine-corp @nonbinary-coastguard @obviously-enby-airforce

@actual-transgender-navy @aroace-evils @aroace-marine-general @aromantic-detective @aro-sp-ace-force

@gimmick-blog-detector @gimmick-mimic @gimmick-thief-theif-thcief @johnsholtodouglas

@real-sephora @definitely-bravo @definitely-hulu @definitely-peacock @gimmick-thief

@official-chai @totally-bing @reallytimhortons @real-dominos @real-pollo-campero

@pakistan-official @asteroid-belt-resident-ceres @genuinely-germany @definitely-brasil @definitely-canada

@the-real-eris @the-real-illinois @the-official-goose-god @truly-pluto @truly-the-sun

@totally-italy @france-unofficial @totally-france @the-official-italy @the-wonderful-jupiter

@the-aroace-prophet @transcoastguard @demiboy-army @missouri-real

@omni-spaceforce @pansexual-spaceforce @bisexual-navy @real-omnisexual-military

@non-tyrannical-usa @officially-capricorn @official-new-zealand @guatemala-official @forever-scotland

@very-real-australia @zoozve-official @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real @official-denmark @official-hongkong

[hands-you-a-spatula]

Hands you a spatula

[france-unofficial]

@webcontractor how dare you hide this in tags

[realgoogleclassroom]

Gimmick Blogs, assemble!

[rickroll-reviewer]

this post is clear. no rickrolls here

get 10k'ed, loser

[loss-detector]

[i-send-stuff-to-gimmicks]

Umm @detector-detector have a loss detector?

[detector-detector]

There is in fact a loss detector there

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

@mangodetector

[mangodetector]

Oh me oh my… a mango? A delicious mango? For little ol’ me? Don’t mind if I do 😌

[mangodetector]

W

Hwo turned off the lights

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

(creator added: one down, several thousand to go. soon enough I'll be the only gimmick blog standing!)

[asexual-official]

Magoooo!! :DD

[pea-detector]

No peas, try harder.

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

@pea-detector

[pea-detector]

I hate you.

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

(creator added: another one bites the dust. this might just be easier than expected)

[gimmickblog-posts]

certified gimmick post

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

(creator added: I knew you wouldn't notice it)

[goose-detector]

no goose detected!

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

(creator added: we need to speed things up)

[i-send-stuff-to-gimmicks]

Ill stop this horrendous act of gimmick slaughter! @gimmick-remover get im

[gimmick-remover]

But why should I?

They are helping me by catching them

[gimmick-unremover]

They should call you the contrarian-gimmick instead of @gimmick-remover because all you are is a contrarian.

[gimmick-remover]

If this was an anime, I would be the villain of it

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

(creator added: I don't even know who I've got under here, just take em)

[gimmick-remover]

I think that's @gimmick-remover-remover

I might just

There

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

(creator added: I'm surprised @detector-detector hasn't shown up yet)

[detector-detector]

*AAAACHOOO* guess someone's thinking of me

[porcelain-face-art]

A corvid for your troubles

He wants to perch on you and look around. Maybe caw a little

Hellllllll ye :D

Headpats for that corvid!

Thank you~

-corvid detected-

-Yippeeeeeee-(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[i-send-stuff-to-gimmicks]

@detector-detector here is 1!

[detector-detector]

Coworvid

[frontmansdefender]

if not friend why friend sha—

never mind

[anton-rasputin]

[bear-detector]

polar bear

[i-send-stuff-to-gimmicks]

@detector-detector here is a bear and a detector 4 U!

[detector-detector]

Bear scary

[porcelain-face-art]

yEEEEEs I finally have access to my normal Gifs~

Muhahahhaa~

[everydayknifeday]

caw caw caw cAw

[porcelain-face-art]

[offical-flag-detector]

No flag detect

Post somewhat approved because silly bird

[porcelain-face-art]

Fixed!

[offical-flag-detector]

-Flag detected-

Post approved

[i-send-stuff-to-gimmicks]

@detector-detector we have a BOGO deal 2day.

[detector-detector]

Flag detector:

Corvid Detector:

[lesbian-toddhoward]

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

[lesbian-toddhoward]

now rebloggable. fuck with me

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

Why the fish

[wizardgoblin]

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

[theonlycabbage]

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

[porcelain-face-art]

I'm shocked there is yet no fish detector I can find.

I'm very shocked, in fact

Slightly disappointed even

Someone,... You know what to do.

-no corvid detected-

Quest acquired: become fish detector

[defective-duck-detector]

Duck detected

(i mean it does swim, right? Ducks swim? So this is a duck?)

[porcelain-face-art]

Good duck detector

That's right, ducks swim

Good deduction!

[i-send-stuff-to-gimmicks]

@detector-detector ducks & Corvids 2 4 the price of 1.

Also, Corviddetector did you mean Ducktection?

[detector-detector]

I am pretty sure that is a duck

[detector-detector]

Thanks for the documents, @tdorcs