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@crowleys-a-thot
Milk in a cookie cup
Backwards egg
Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?
Cookie in a milk cup.
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL
Egg
love being a cunt sometimes even though those are not christian values
Why Crowley had a box with rats with him at the start remains a mystery.But it was probably for mischievous reasons.
[Image description: A 6 page comic of Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens. It starts with Aziraphale sitting in front of a table with a cup of hot cocoa in hands. He is smiling until he is interrupted by Crowley appearing and putting a rectangular box on the table as he says”Angel! Would you look after my employees for a bit?Yes?Great!I owe you one!”. The box has six tiny black rats inside.
“What?” stutters Aziraphale looking at the rats confused and then turns towards Crowley with a frown as the latter seems to be leaving. “Crowley you know how i feel about rats on my bookshop!” he complains loudly as he puts his mug on the table. “Oh c’mon Angel! They are well trained and I’ll only be gone for a couple of minutes” Responds Crowley as he leaves.
“Plus I’ll pay you back with lunch when I’m back! Anywhere you want! Yes?Good!I’ll be back before you know it!” he continues offscreen as we see Aziraphale clearly annoyed and grumpy. “He better make it lunch and dinner” Aziraphale murmurs still quite grumpy as he turns his head to look at the rats. “An all of you…You better behave and stay away from any of my books. And if you try to bite or dirty any of them I’ll…be really disappointed” he says to the tiny rats while pointing at them with his left hand. “And make your boss sleep on the couch for the next century”.
His speech is interrupted by one of the tiny rats that was looking at him while he talked that sees his pointing hand and while holding the edge of the box raises itself up to nuzzle Aziraphale’s finger with its head. Aziraphale’s hand starts to tremble and he is render speechless, a lots of hearts surrounding him as he looks at the tiny rat delighted.
30 minutes later we see Crowley returning. “Angel!! I’m sorry for taking so long, things got hectic and well-” he says with a nervous smile as he enters the room but doesn’t continue, instead he leans back the wall and with a wide smile asks”Oh! Having fun without me?”. We then see Aziraphale who is still sitting at his chair, but now is holding a book, wearing round reading glasses and has a blanket over his lap.Two rats are resting on his shoulders, one over his head and one is climbing the book. The box on the table now has a tartan blanket and the last to rats are sleeping there. All the rats also now have tiny tartan pattern bows on their necks. Aziraphale looks toward Crowley, clearly flustered as he says “Oh dear…welcome back?”. End id.]
@venndaai is this u
You can shoot stuff and ride horses around for hours…..what more do you want?
Gay sex
mcr songs: FUCK!!! i hate the government the status of every relationship i’m in is “it’s complicated” i do drugs to forget i exist i’m probably never gonna make it in life *frenzied guitar/bass instrumental* i don’t really care if i live through this because i’m damned if i do and damned if i don’t but if anyone wants me dead they’re gonna have to fucking kill me! GODDAMNIT!!! SHIT!!!!!
me lying in bed staring at the ceiling while i listen to all of this through my shitty broken earphones like it’s still 2009: you’re the only motherfuckers on this planet who can handle me
I have to say I really appreciate how Into the Spider-Verse makes no effort whatsoever to give Dr. Octavius any kind of pathos. Superhero media so often goes out of its way to establish that the main villain’s female sidekick – should one be present – has Suffered Terribly and how it’s totally Not Her Fault that she’s ended up the way she is, or at least give her a humanising moment of empathy with the protagonist, but nope. She’s just a big amoral jerk and no one likes her.
What I’m saying is that Olivia Octavius is the kind of mad scientist who would unironically respond to a hero’s horrified “what in God’s name?” by exclaiming “God had nothing to do with it!”, and I respect that.
She’s someone who was shown early on to know that snatching people from other universes causes them to painfully disintegrate, but at no point does she bother to tell Fisk this. ‘Cause she has (unspoken within the movie) motives outside of Fisk wanting his family back.
So she’s totally down with Fisk seeing his family die in front of him again (and again, and again) as long as it fits with her own goals..
I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT.
He essentially bankrolled her entire project to steal his family from some alternate universe and Liv, knowing damn well they’d eventually disintegrate in this universe, was like “Yep, I’ll do my best, thank so much for your contribution”
cold fucking blooded.
GUYS I FOUND IT
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me when i fucking GET you
“Master, Dobby’s a cock destroyer.”
Geralt: It's like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling.
Jaskier:
alcatraz for milfs
Joanne’s fabrics
* harvests a load of clothes from the dryer *
Oh man this reminds me that I need to plant some clothes soon
You know those weird horizontal pupils that goats have?…. they get a lot weirder. Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER
I did not know this.
I see this at a farm nearby where I like to hang with the goats, but the only time I’ve seen it captured on film was in that recent episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia where Sweet Dee got trampled in the petting zoo. I guess it is deeply disturbing and kind of underutilized in horror, but I still wish my eyes did that.
Like, seriously, why isn’t this in more movies? Why did I have to make the .gif myself?
In all fairness, human eyes do this too…it’s just harder to tell because we have round pupils instead of horizontal pupils.
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i want there to be less information on this post please
trying and hilariously failing to participate in bdsm with harry houdini