The Soda You All Are Waiting For

[crush-official]

wazzup, I’m a delicious soda. come drink my little soda pop

[crush-official]

wait am I supposed to tag people my main knows? Oh, just perfect.

@duck-offical @achillesk1sser @brick-offical

wazzup I’m soda

[starmybunny]

[balleduptissue]

more of the kids who i feel so bad for

[sniffanimal]

[no-one-offical]

‎

[ignorantsanonymous]

[eilti]

Go all the way off

[chaostwofold]

[Video id: a man edited to be sitting in a jail cell, miming singing along to a song. The video cuts to the close up of a priest, where he starts angrily rolling up a newspaper. He smacks the camera about six times with the newspaper and starts quietly yelling and occasionally hitting the screen for emphasis.

"Stop it! Stop! Stop the whining and the sniveling right now! There are Christians in this world who are oppressed, yes. There are Christians in North Korea who can't go to worship without risking being thrown into a Gulag. There are Christians in Palestine who can't even get to their churches because of Israeli checkpoints and walls. You are not oppressed as a Christian in this country. Quit your sniveling whining! That savior you claim to serve said take up your cross and follow him and you're whining and crying because what? Because nobody's letting you treat gay people like shit anymore?! What the hell is wrong with you? Quit whining! Stop it!"

End id.]

[tweetthang96]

I'm cackling. Love it.

[redwineand12gaugeshells]

Get their asses Padre

[pierrotdoesnteat]

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

[killer-offical]

awh thank you twin. been tagged in this many times, think im gonna *try* to remember some folks rq. bad memory.

@er-idkhehe2 @squirrel--boy @dying-pen-offical @3cupsofflour @abra-ca-deadbra @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @evilpineapple-offical @4ratsinasweater @therealmoonagedaydream @rocket-amongst-the-stars + others i cant remember rn

[dying-pen-offical]

GUESS WHO'S GETTING TAGGED AGAIN @confused-cookie-blog WE ARE NEVER ESCAPING THIS TIME LOOP. (/silly thank you so much @killer-offical mwah /platonic <3)

@sacabambaspis-offical ( @ashelf66 tagging you because I didn't forget you; you don't have to reblog this again don't worry) @laciffo-natas @satan-offical @plasma-offical

Sorry I am still focused on stuffed-crust pizza. My brain is like...genuinely stuck on stuffed-crust pizza. Sorry I'm getting off track.

[confused-cookie-blog]

Mm, stuffed crust (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

Aww, @dying-pen-offical! You're still getting tagged! @knickknat, I don't interact with you much, but I still like seeing you! @ca-cupid-offical, been a while. Hope you're well! @gay-news-offical, @queer-offical, and @sapphic-offical, barely interact with y'all, but still love seeing y'all when I do!

@fanta-offical, @sprite-offical @dr-pepper-offical @pepsi-max-offical @pepsi-offical @root-beer-offical @root-beer-offical-hater-offical @baja-blast-offical @starry-soda-offical @crush-official, y'all know I love you. Now, come to therapy/jk

[colliholly]

excited for the potential of these two reuniting

[datasoong47]

[salmon-detector]

Salmon: MENTIONED!!!

[importantdogimages]

Follow @importantdogimages

[harbinger-of-silly]

@goldenbunny30 your cousin

[goldenbunny30]

COUSIN COUSIN!!! /jk

[redpandamemes]

I̖ ̸̳ͬh̼̦̐aͬ̋́͝v̴̨͖̮ḙ̶͠ ̭̈n̩o͉̘ͫ̍ ̴̩͔̘̟͌̒̆̆ẅ̩̚͟ȉ̢ͪl̀l ̸̢̣ͭ̈́t̴͚͘o͘͡ ͇͝l̺i̶͎͓v̬͟e͓͕ͯ̏ ͕ͥ

[anagram-robot]

‘I will have to live on - Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

[redpandamemes]

I̖ ̸̳ͬh̼̦̐aͬ̋́͝v̴̨͖̮ḙ̶͠ ̭̈n̩o͉̘ͫ̍ ̴̩͔̘̟͌̒̆̆ẅ̩̚͟ȉ̢ͪl̀l ̸̢̣ͭ̈́t̴͚͘o͘͡ ͇͝l̺i̶͎͓v̬͟e͓͕ͯ̏ ͕ͥ

[anagram-robot]

‘I will have to live on - Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

[c0l0rsp1k3]

[roach-works]

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Not half as much as the audio is

[no-one-offical]

‎

[bitten-and-girl-smitten]

300 likes on this post by August 1st of 2026(no loopholes) and I’ll ask my mom for a binder

Idk why I’m nervous, she accepted me coming out as genderfae, so she should be fine with this, but I’m still scared

Edit: yall its likes not notes

Anyways

Moots, assemble

@orange-offical @cablethecomputer @rainflobloomiez @do-not-u-dare @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @bone-lord @genderlesschaos @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @moncons @justcallmedom31 @jello-the-frog @god-the-offical @tiny-fox-offical @rev-days-without-ai-ads-offical @loco-the-wolf @parentscomputer-official @penny--offical @raventhecrispy-offical @grisha-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @goldenbunny30 @fishycarpytoast @discooo030 @deathcastlvr2 @deathcastlvr3 @genderqueer-offical @guesswhosagirlnow @lumiiris @sylveonsweety-official @a-radish-has-apeared @niktokof @nixos-official @frog-lord-offical @11-1366559937 @spookthelilguy @anonmous-offical @frogshrooms-offical @5p4rkl3-c0ll3ct1v3 @sharkyy-599

[drop-bear-offical]

yeah!!! You get that binder!!!

Moots if you've already been tagged sorry :/

@evilpineapple-offical @amnesia-offical @gaslight-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @perfection-official

[willgrahamscock]

one thing about fanfic writers is that they'll write the most beautiful poetic shit ever and it'll be tagged as cock and ball torture

[crush-official]

This is why we all love Ao3 guys, it’s so amazing that you can read the most beautiful fanfics tagged with the craziest things ever, then see “Nobara rides the horny train”. I’m serious.

[untitled-oc-blog]

Aight so I’m gonna explain a cursed I came up with a few days ago. I don’t have a real drawing of him yet, but I can describe him at least

Kyoteru Seium

Kyoteru has a curse related to fear, but I don’t have a name for it yet. What it does is it is it allows him to take an opponent of other person’s fear and bring it out as a physical object/living thing/anything else. If it’s too big to take place on the planet, it will drop the people nearby into a pocket dimension and embody it there. He can also manipulate whatever the greatest fear in the planet is at the moment without a target, so usually he can manipulate darkness or shadows on a whim.

Kyoteru is a slightly psychotic person, mostly because of his curse. He believes that fear is the most important and interesting thing a person can have, since it is something that embodies the experiences and soul of a person. This leads to him using the fears he summons in ways that not only scare, but sometimes either traumatise or cure the victim of their fear. If it’s the latter, it’ll just take the next one and drop them away after if he finds the fear very boring. Kyoteru believes what he does is all for fun’s sake, and has little to no intention of actually hurting people. Just getting a kick out of scaring people.

that’s all I have for now, the only real important part is that he’s blind in one eye, and that’s it. Alright, I’ll repost this with a drawing once I’m at home or whenever I remember to draw him idk

bye

[untitled-oc-blog]

This is Denwa and Nasuka Suru! The first married couple I’ve shown for the Cursed ocs yeast. I’ll explain both of their curses below the cut

edit: yet, not yeast

Denwa: Return By Death

this curse is sorta inspired by Suburu, y’know like ReZero suburu (not the car brand), but I took that idea and ran with it. Every time he dies of anything that isn’t old age, he will reincarnate as a new person somewhere else in the world. After 12 years, the physical body he had from his original life (see: drawing) will slowly take over the body he has in the current incarnation. He retains his memories, but not how to speak, walk, etc. If he tells someone about his curse’s name, he will die comedically within the day (I.e piano falling on him, slipping on a banana peel that knocks him off conveniently placed cliff, those really long chain reactions in cartoons, you get the jist)

Nasuka: Immortality

Very straightforward, she just can’t die of anything.

[untitled-oc-blog]

so uhm apparently I was SUPPOSED to do the like intro post thing about me and stuff so…

hai, I’m N. You probably know me as @perfection-official. I’m been drawing my ocs and I think I should start posting my art of them. So here’s some things I need said first

I accept criticism, but don’t be rude with it (please?)

do NOT use AI to make images or stories of my characters!

I’m ok with fan accounts for my characters (“like that’ll ever happen” - Shrek, Shrek 2001)

not all the art will be ocs, some will be just other characters and things

Fanart ok, but (like #2) no ai

ok, think that’s it. Uhh, I’ll edit this if I think of anything more.

as for posts, if it’s tagged #cursed it’s of my Curse ocs (explaining lore later sorry) and if it’s #deities then it’s of my deity ocs (again, lore explaining is later)

okie uhm bye I’ll hope I remember this account lmao