Shelled Sea Creature

[crustacean-man]

My name is crustacean man. I ate Amelia Earhart. There were no other crabs, just me.

[anantkeeper]

i definitly didnt shamelessy stole this from reddit

[emoscot]

Happy Fryeday :3

This was just an excuse to draw Evie like that

OG:

Ik Jacob doesn't have soulles eyes but I draw him like that often so

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark not detected (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi and whale shark are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark detected! Yippie

Thank you fish :3

[jerkeline]

[kedreeva]

A snake in Thailand spent enough time sitting still in the water to grow moss and turn into a dragon, apparently.

More video at the source account!

[bogleech]

While snakes can sit still a very long time, this is some kind of hair algae (not moss!) many species of which grow in n fast moving streams, so the snake could have been fairly active and still grow an algae coat, which it will lose next time it sheds or if environmental conditions (like seasonal temps) change too much for this algae's liking :)

[monarobot]

Quetzalcoatl time

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's a luck dragon

[kaijutegu]

This can also happen to alligators.

[8-bitfiction]

[missmisnomer]

This post legitimately knocked me out of a doomscroll. Had to put down my phone and everything and stare at a wall.

I really do regret my inaction the most. Every time. All of my future problems are always caused by things I failed to do in the present. And every time, I get so mad at past Me for not even trying because I’m so afraid to fail.

Like. Damn. Didn’t expect pixel art of some planets to hit me so hard.

[britomart]

starting a collection

[h3dgehogdilemma]

[citrusgender]

[crtter]

I’ve got a fairly baroque phenotype going on, personally.

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ve got a fairly

baroque phenotype going

on, personally.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[maddambone]

some people ask me if I am a monster fucker no for I am the monster that fucks

[roarrzilla]

[visceribal]

Died. Now you are made of salt.

[spiderqueenpc]

you’re a contractor looking at some dredged up junk

[the-parable-daily]

Pissed off British guy bosses around a mute guy and makes him go through hell

[gaia-is-here-now]

go put your fist through a fucking log

[shiningnightstars]

youre a dumbass who keeps dying from the stupidest shit ever

[silviaflowers]

You fall in a hole and act as therapist for some creatures so hard you make them touch grass

[axolotl-detector]

You drive around in a vehicle approximately 30-90 years old

[rat-detector]

You yell at lizards in the rural country.

[maddambone]

girl boss so petty she gets a gay bar to kill people over gravel

[crustacean-man]

you look at a map for like 3 hours.

[sadie-shrimp-deactivated2022112]

I was the one who got medic tf2 to say “yass bitch slay”. You may thank me now.

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[forlornhound]

nobody understands my craft

[moistvonlipwig]

some of the most harrowing moments in breaking bad are the moments when hank dehumanizes dead people just because they're drug dealers/manufacturers/users only for walt, who often killed those people in the first place, to clearly feel viscerally uncomfortable with that dehumanization. i'm thinking especially about hank playing gale's tape of him singing and dancing for walt and flynn -- hank is making this dead man dance a little jig for him and he's laughing it up and walt is the only one in the room who seems to feel the full weight of the ghoulishness of it all. and yet walt is the one who ordered gale's murder. he's the reason gale is dead. or hank being so dismissive about krazy-8's death even though he was a dea informant, meanwhile months after murdering krazy-8 walt can't cut the crusts off his sandwiches without thinking about him. it's so.......like imagine that you get murdered and even in death the only person who actually thinks of you as a human being worthy of empathy and consideration is the one who killed you. makes me gnaw at the walls

[teeth--king]

( <= green bean

[saxhleel]

( <= chili pepper

[transmortifried]

. <= blueberry

[soundtestmenu]

=3 <= broccoli

[nonfungibletoken]

● <= orange

[woodrider]

. <= pea

[toebeens]

• <= plum

[dragongirlteeth]

<3< <= strawberry

[translesbianorchestra]

<==}< <= carrot

[shiba-boyfriend]

~<O{ <= beetroot

[tittytoreador]

°o8~ <= grapes

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

Ó <= apple

[nynaeve-almeara]

88- <= raspberry

[shrike-dyke]

c'ɔ <= bell pepper

[thekaylahub-deactivated20231205]

cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin

[isa-ah]

-8 <= cherries

[loverlighted]

☆{ } <= pineapple

[were--ralph]

[p4w]

[8cmscrews]

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[crustacean-man]

Ngl, fantastic motive, one of the best there is, still assault and battery

[thesongthesoulsings]

Didn´t like the "I tread where I please", that constantly makes its round, so I changed it up.

She says "Fiat" and so she sets an example for us.