eternally tired, eternally crying

exactly as the name says, also I'm a big shitposter.

[cryinginyourwalls]

Behold, the nuke.

[linkeduniverse]

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[sea-salt-lemon-sugar]

oh no...

[cryinginyourwalls]

hi

I don't even know why I made this, it just came to me.

[luna-loveboop]

Ok this is freaking adorable

[cryinginyourwalls]

i don't know man.

[cricketflour]

Sometimes the kindest thing you can do for someone is to let them go.

[waterspoutskies]

Alright LU friends, time for your irregular PSA!

AO3 tagging reminder:

1. Please use the “Linked Universe (Legend of Zelda)” additional tag on your LU works! This assists in two ways: It allows us, searching for LU, to pull up the fics we’re looking for, and it allows others to filter the tag out entirely.

This is a good thing! We want to read your stories! There have been many times where I and others have missed reading something because it wasn’t tagged LU when it was intended to be LU.

2. Don’t use the “Linked Universe - Fandom” tag exclusively to denote your stories. This tag does not exist. You cannot search by it. It redirects back to the “The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms” tag when clicked on.

This, in particular, creates a situation where it is harder for people scrolling the regular LoZ fandom tag to filter out the LU content they don’t wish to see, because there’s not such a tag to filter out.

To reiterate, we do not have our own subfandom on AO3. That is what the additional tag is for. Once again, that additional tag is “Linked Universe (Legend of Zelda)”!

[triforce-of-mischief]

we've got your back, lu fandom ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[vizionsin]

[the-second-sanctuary]

Phantom hourglass is awesome

[cryinginyourwalls]

Behold, the nuke.

[cryinginyourwalls]

This is actually the story of how it came to be. Also I'm laughing at the tags from others oh my god.

[lazuliquetzal]

"I'm Wolfie," Twilight confessed.

"Right?" Hyrule nodded enthusiastically. "Me, too! Wolfie is such a big mood!"

A bead of sweat dripped down the back of Twilight's neck. "No, I mean--literally. I'm literally Wolfie."

"Oh, for sure," Warriors said, sprawled out on the ground. "We are all Wolfie."

[jumpstrike]

please tell me everyone already knew twi was wolfie and now theyre doing their best to gaslight gatekeep girlboss him as a prank in which they pretend to be oblivious as fuck por favor

[lazuliquetzal]

“I know you're tired,” Legend said.

Time grunted.

“But—uh, how do I put this—” Legend cut himself off. He shuffled his feet.

Time refused to look. He did not want to know what would cause the Hero of Legend to shuffle his feet.

“So, uh. The Rancher thinks he's a dog.”

-- excerpt from sadshitpost.doc

[lazuliquetzal]

fear not, my friend! This debate is of an entirely different nature!

After reigning in his laughter, Time turned to Four and lifted an eyebrow. “I’m surprised that you’re not on Team Dog.”

Four crossed his arms, but his eyes lit up with mischievous glee. “Well, he’s obviously a catboy.”

[zarvasace]

WHAT IS HAPPENING NO

[waterspoutskies]

Look at what you did, @jumpstrike. Look at what you did.

[cryinginyourwalls]

I blame her for this oh my god.

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[narvalitus]

Why Do You Need To Do This

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[domonoadamu]

STOP THIS.

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[chongoblog]

Judy there are limits

[zomi-hime-deactivated20201001]

@lifeisdetermination

[officialfist]

@princessdawnauroreon

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

Here are my contributions

[joshuadduarte]

[taciturnaberration]

[the-gentle-giants-art]

[a-sentient-cup]

[moringmark]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[huckleberrywine]

LOL

[debkorvelus]

We need HOAs or some idiots will paint their house purple or put tractor tires in their front yard.  If you want tractor tires, don’t move to a HOA neighborhood.

[captain-snark]

I couldn’t even fathom how horrifying it must be to live somewhere there are...purple houses and and yucky stuff in people’s yards. Thank God I don’t have any real problems like that.

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

listen my Nonna and Nonno live right by a purple house (it’s a nice lilac) and as a kid I was fucking obsessed with it because purple is my favorite color. I’d go nuts whenever we passed by it. Also it had a purple mailbox to match and it blew my mind.

No more HOAs. More purple houses.

[antelopian]

imagine trying to control what someone else can do with or on their own property just because you don't agree with their taste in decor

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

NO MORE HOAs MORE PURPLE HOUSES

[gallusrostromegalus]

Related, becuase I just had to move:  “just don’t move into an HOA” Do you know what a PAIN IN THE ASS it is to find NON-HOA Housing? Very nearly everything in the CO front range that isn’t a rental has an HOA these days!

Short list of the Shit the HOA at my pervious house tried to pull:

Banning personal and community food gardens (The reason the tag for my garden is “The garden of earthly HOA violations”)

Banning people from using thier personal yards as Native Plant Restoration microzones, something that looks gorgeous and is extremely helpful to the local ecology

trying to get the city council to remove protections on adjacent city Open Space/Native Plant restoration zone so they could mow it.

mandating the use of ONE landscaping company in the neighborhood, coinicdentally owned by the HOA president’s son

Mandating the use of an unecessary water purification company on all properties.

suing city animal control for collecting lose dogs and cats and returning them to the addresses on thier collars.  You know. that thing animal control does so the animals don’t get run over or disemboweled by the coyotes or catch and spread rabies.  The thing that’s illegal to let your pet do out here for those reasons Karen.

Suing the city council to remove a city bus stop in the neighborhood that was heavily used by many residents.  They damn near got away with it becuase the HOA meetings were always in the middle of the day on a weekday.  You know, when the residents that use that stop are working.

Sending people letters threatening to fine them for having “Out Of Season” holiday decor.  Specifically targeting my Indian neighbors who were celebrating Diwali, not Christmas and the Jews with visible Menorahs.

Fining people for doing thier own appliance and car repair on thier own personal property

Fining people for operating a business out of thier house, specifically targeting a disabled neighbor that does comission tailoring and garment repair out of her home.  never bothered a soul except the one snoopy bitch who didn’t like that her clients were allowed to park in the tailor’s designated and otherwise unused parking space.

Trying to fine a neighbor for flying a Pride Flag

HOAs are invasive, bigoted, corrupt and cruel institutions that should never have been allowed to be created.  If you live in and HOA area, showing up at the meetings to tell people what the fuck is wrong with them, Joining your HOA board to protect your neighbors and possibly organize the dissolution of the HOA is one of the best things you can do to protect the marginalized members of your community.

FUCK HOAs AND LONG LIVE THE PURPLE HOUSES AND TRACTOR-TIRE GARDENS OF THE WORLD.

[mariaalenkoshepard]

Are y'all telling me this shit is actually LEGAL?

[s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually]

Here’s how to get an HOA to leave you and your purple house tf alone

[justsomeantifas]

cant stop thinking about this post. 😔

[that-catholic-shinobi]

direct action

[prismatic-bell]

HOAs, IN THEORY, could be such a force for public good, and that’s what’s maddening. Imagine if an HOA was like “well we’ve got all these houses and this one empty lot, pay your HOA dues and we can install a community food garden!” or “leave your contact information on the HOA residents-only webpage if you’re willing to be an after-school dropoff for children in our community who may not have a parent at home” or “hi, Sally, we’ve noticed your yard’s gone rather hogwild and things weren’t like that before your husband passed last year, do you need some help? We have some folks in the HOA who can help you with maintenance, no charge.”

Instead they choose isolation over community in the name of a unity that’s in image only, and that’s really, really sad.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Friend of mine bought a small house, an old one in an old neighborhood. She had no idea it was an HOA neighborhood until the day she moved in. They arrived with paperwork she "had" to sign or things would get "complicated", aka do this or we're gonna make life hell for you. She immediately told them no, she has no desire to be part of the HOA, and they about blew a gasket. Went from civil to wtf real quick. They tried sending her violation reports, demanded she pay fines, threatened her, etc. What they didn't know is she's petty and gives zero fucks. She also lives keeping paperwork nice and tidy.

Shit hit the fan when she installed a wall around her property. A 3 feet tall 2 foot wide wall around her yard. Topped with gorgeous iron work with sharp points that make climbing dangeous. Think Addams Family Lite. They tried to stop the construction because she was using the /wrong/ company (a mutual aid group she worked with). Send her fines and fees, and made the mistake of sending a copy of the HOA contract with a forged signature.

Ooooo...it got so ugly! She remembered the HOA post here about that happening to others and, well, the HOA broke up because of other fuckery on top of this. But it was mostly due to her dragging them in court for fraud, harassment, disturbing the peace, trespassing, stalking, and a few other things. She was petty about it too, looked into every fucking thing she could to destroy them.

I was informed that you not, in fact, obligated to sign the HOA contract. It's not a legal requirement. When you look for a home, make sure to ask about the possible HOAs, and look at the details of your homeowner's contract. Sometimes HOAs have that shit written into the purchase. If you see it, change the contract, put your initials and date in the changed sections, and see how the real estate agent handles in. This is legal, btw.

Don't sign the HOA contract, learn the laws regarding yard stuff (did you know you can apply to have your yard declared a wildlife reserve?), and be petty af when the nosy neighbors won't mind their business.

[cranberrybogmummy]

Fuck HOAs, long live the purple houses with the tractor tire garden!