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Sara|just a little guy

[theblob1958]

[crypticoats]

My boyfriend is out with a buddy and he's drinkikg but he didn't want me to be bored so he just left like a milk glass of vodka for me? Like just a glass of vodka?

[1percentcharge]

All slapstick is horror because people get hurt and that’s scary

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[labelleizzy]

My life is pretty good but definitely sharing this out for all my folks who might need it!

[holedyke]

tumblr banning the #girl and #weed... huge loss for the three weed smoking girlfriends industry

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I’m so mad to the point I’m nauseous 

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

No. No. No you know what? Fuck you. Not directed at you, original poster. Directed at Tumblr, Apple, all of the greedy corporations trying to make the internet a sterile place by censoring anyone who dares to say simple words, words that are nearly always harmless. Focus on getting bigots and predators off of your goddamn platforms instead of trying to ban overly general words.

You can take my porn. You can take my credit card. You can make me have to look at bullshit discourse. You can leave this site a buggy mess. My favorite game related to dragons is Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly. But you can’t take #weed and #girl from me. Why? Because I fucking love weed, and I fucking love women. ALL women. I will fight for women’s rights every goddamn day. I astral project when I’m mad to beat up astral misogynists sometimes. Women are so beautiful. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my blood, I would shed it into your clothes with a smile. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my teeth, I’d pull them out one by one with my own hands. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my sanity, well, I’ve already gone mad!  

GIRLS. MADE. YOUR. WEBSITE.  @staff @support​ They’re called Tumblrinas for a reason. Tumblr in 4chumblr was portrayed as a girl for a reason. Girls are the world, and chances are, a lot of the ones who helped this website grow also smoked a shitton of weed! I’m a dude, I know this. If you won’t listen to girls, listen to me. I beat everyone in 8th grade Taekwondo. I’m 6′5. I’ve read Marx. I can lick my elbow. I have an entire journal for manifesting negative energies in Chris Pratt’s life, and I can make another directed to you. I’ve lived hundreds, maybe thousands of past lives. The GODS sealed me in my prime form due to my chaos and power, that’s why I’m here. I was in the YAOI WAR. I destroyed ASTRAL YAOI RONALD REAGAN. The Yaoi War brought a god down to shreds, destroyed him; the ever powerful Dave Scourge-Uzumaki Johnson. It created a powerful devil from the ruins, Aoba Seragaki. You fuck with girls? You fuck with weed? You fuck with ME. I may never know the plights girls go through, but I can fight for them. 

Stoner girls run this site, not you, staff. So give back the fucking tags. 

You’ve messed with the wrong people. 

We are Steven Universe. We are Voltron. We are Destiel. We are Danganronpa. We are Sherlock. We are Dr. Who. We are Homestuck. We are Marvel. We are the Hunger Games. We are Yuri on Ice. We are Gravity Falls. We are the Onceler. We are Sans. We are Weed. We are IBS Warriors. We are those who discovered wearing a fedora makes you an asshole. We are the Mishapocalypse. We are the ones who fought against coffee shop Bronies. We are the Down with Cis bus. We are Alexandria’s Genesis. We are #girl.

We are Tumblr. We will not fall to your tyranny.

[core-vortex]

Wake up babe new copypasta dropped

[gyaradont]

Orpheus turned around cause lil nas x slid down the pole right behind him

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

[minecraftdungeonsnetherdlc]

[hellyesbro]

the……. ghasts…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

[skywitchmaja]

i’m 12 years old i’m 64 i’m over caffeinated im day drinking i’m taking two ibuprofen i’m on the brink of tears i’m staring into space i’m having a breakdown i’m mentally ill im doing pretty well actually! i’m the main character i’m a vermeer painting i’m a haunted doll

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

just learned that the covid vaccines don’t actually have autism in them. think I’m gonna puke.

[charcubed]

We’re all having “hard conversations” about racism, police brutality, and #BlackLivesMatter I hope. 

You’ve probably noticed that detractors often use the same “racist talking points” in response. Here’s a researched and sourced guide to help you answer, for the times you may get stuck.

Feel free to save these images and share them!

Originally posted on Twitter

[ketamie]

im going to play electric feel. by mgmt and this time i swear i won’t go crazyybbdhbhabghjgffkd3275689450′432 

[ketamie]

i said oo girl. shock me like an electiv eel . baby girl 

[pilmyeol]

“i could fix him” okay well i could trans his gender. so.

[whitesdni-archived]

↖ bearer of the curse (ADHD)

[straightboyfriend]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

dont tell anyone because its top secret but i just got the next tumblr update early and notes become like a currency that you can use to buy different outfits for your posts

[logarto]

my ideal job would be working in an ice cream shop and scooping ice cream out of big tubs but never having to talk to anyone

[logarto]

in my fantasy you can walk into my store where there is a selection of blindfolds for you to choose and put on and then railing for you to follow where you will stand and wait while i inspect you. this involves sniffing for Bad Scent, general mood tracker and aura color. if i seen you worthy i pat you on the shoulder and you continue forwards to the counter. there’s a platform there for you to indicate when to stop. i am behind the counter where i dip my ice cream scoop into hot water and shake the excess off. i gaze over the selection of ice cream and scoop out the flavours i have already predetermined for you. the decision is mine alone. i craft you an ice cream. i lay it all out in my head.. waffle cone.. chocolate base.. vanilla on top.. the blue ice cream i’ve never tested and i don’t know what flavour it is.. strawberry.. i take the ice cream and i tip it upside down into the chocolate and dip it swiftly, then rotate it for an even coat. there is a little nub at the top of the ice cream from the drip. i smile. before it dries too much i coat the top half of the ice cream in nuts and apply a single fake cherry. you won’t enjoy the cherry. i close my eyes and inspect the blueprint in my mind before reopening them and comparing it to the ice cream before me. my body heat is starting to effect it and the chocolate has slightly melted inside. this was all to plan. i now turn towards you and take your hand. i place it upon mine. we have a moment of silence. i place the ice cream into your hand. i hold it for a second. i indicate through shaking on the platform that your order is complete. you exit to your right. you may now remove your blindfold and pay at the exit. you pay afterwards, it’s a flat price of 9.57$. the ice cream is perfect, yet confusing. the cherry is disgusting and you drop it on the ground as you aren’t a very kind person. i am already serving the next customer. this is my design

[maleathena]

This is the content you can't get on twitter

[logarto]

you can i post much more extensively about my wonderful world on twitter actually