Random and Disorganized

Honestly idk what to tell you

[hxgrl]

I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you

[angstandfags]

well why were YOU there huh

[hxgrl]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[cattoonxd]

Never give up without a fight

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[purpldology]

We could've gotten shitty buddy cop movie with sibling banter, but nooooo

"Oh yeah, hes my,,, assistant. Definitely of age haha."

"Im telling you Diego theres No Way the victim could've been killed without motive theres so much evidence!!" "Oh yeah mister commission master knows how to kill with motive" "THATS BECAUSE I HAVE?! AND YOU'RE NEXT."

[nagunkgunk]

[mordhiobhail]

vintage nonsense

[jenny-holzer]

[tastylemonbread]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[tieflingkisser]

[mechncheese]

in reference to the recent sleep schedule tier list - so THAT'S why First Aid doesn't take the visor off, he's hiding his eye bags. you're not fooling anyone bud 😒

yeah, you caught him </3

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[velvetwyrme]

buge doodles...

also i dont have the time to finish this rn but if u were wondering how they got the pump off the handle...

ill clean it up later and post it on its own lmao.

[alleesaur]

the red herring