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He/him

[cryptsermons]

i love spiders little creachurs build their own houses on my ceilings. what am I gonna do, tell a girl where to build her own house??!?!?

[cryptsermons]

especially when she eats gross flies and silverfish forme. u go ur my best friend little spuder

[cryptsermons]

i love spiders little creachurs build their own houses on my ceilings. what am I gonna do, tell a girl where to build her own house??!?!?

[cryptsermons]

poeple r like aauagh aaahhh spiders so scary as if fluffy bunchalegs isnt eating half ur favourite diseases for u

[cryptsermons]

pavlov was so right bc i conditioned myself out of a fear of spiders and now I can cup one in my hands n feel nothing but warmth and love.

[lesbianmarrow]

the racism/orientalism/antisemitism/homophobia/general “fear of the other” in dracula is such an integral part of the text and i feel like you are missing so much of what dracula is about if you are not picking up on those overtones. i love dracula a lot but i don’t think there is any use in ignoring those aspects of it or pretending they don’t exist - in fact, i think that would show a very shallow understanding of the text. i don’t have any resentment towards ppl who are reading dracula daily and making silly little joke posts about their friend jonathan harker, i love to make those jokes as well, but i do hope that the experience of reading this novel helps some people understand the sheer xenophobia and bigotry that is at the heart of this novel and lots of other iconic horror fiction. i’ve learned not to underestimate the obliviousness of white gentiles but i hope people realize it is not random that count dracula has nebulous eastern ancestry and his plan is to take over england like i hope that does not go over your guys heads. 

[idontknownothin]

thankful to Dracula Daily for teaching me that this Hark a Vagrant comic is literally exactly what happens in the book

[cryptsermons]

SHOCKING: The woman who wrote a book where the villain hides his evil secrets behind his turban turns out to be a racist

[hyperfixiation-of-the-week]

 𝐵♡𝓎𝓈 𝓌𝒽o 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓌𝒾𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓈 

                 💖🥪 ˜”*°•.˜”*°• （ミ◕‿◕ミ)  •°*”˜.•°*”˜ 💖🥪

[bastart13]

"Hello darkness, my old friend"

Izzy Hands as the only human in a muppets film is one of the best descriptions I've seen of a character's energy

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

job: the pay may not be great but the perks are definitely worth it! 

the perks: 

[whatagrump]

baby goat guy: they’re not ready. you can’t take them yet. they’re not ready!!

the audience: ohhh, this is deeply disturbing and upsetting

the innies, born and raised in an office building: we’ve discovered a baby goat department.

[agentgreenbean]

A list of all the cool Severance-related links that I've found so far:

Official:

Lumon's LinkedIn

Severance - The Lexington Letter

Fanmade:

Lumon's Twitter

Lumon Industries Website

Episode Release Countdown

Severed Position Evaluation Form

Lumon Stationery Acquisition

Lumon Business Card Acquisition

Macrodata Refinement Simulator

Macrodata Refinement Simulator: 2! (This one is actually functional!)

The Whole Mind Collective's Twitter

Misc.:

Episode Transcripts

Feel free to reblog and add on! I'll try to keep this updated w/ new stuff, too, if I find any!

[forcesensitive-mando]

its funny that people keep talking about ‘middle aged gay men’ in severance. my brother in christ christopher walken is 79

[cryptsermons]

jim's binder is labelled "GC or not 2B"

[cryptsermons]

You've heard of Rhys Darby as band manager Murray Hewitt. Let me present Taika Waititi as band manager Larry Pritchard.

[charmed]

You’re the egg. You’re a bad egg, all right? You’ve derailed this meeting with another obscure comment.

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