Milker memes

a blog dedicated to @cy-lindric's milker

[sesamenom]

the greatest silmarillion adaptation never made

original gonch poster by @/beelzeebub and milker by @/cy-lindric

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to spend a day with the character from your pfp, will you survive?

yes

no

*panic screech*

that's me!

not sure/results

Voting ended onMay 10, 2025

[fantasychica37]

@cultofmilker survival odds?

[cultofmilker]

.000000001% chance of survival

[sesamenom]

milkerpocalypse

for april 2nd we should all change our icons to this

[cy-lindric]

so many tdf updates lately i’m ON FIRE. This one is a bit special sorry the dad isn’t here, I promise he’ll be back soon. Also please keep in mind that those comics have no chronolgical order whatsoever alright

[cultofmilker]

lemme tell you following the milker tag is weird because quite often it's milker memes but then there's the days where it's just guys in overalls milking cows

[fantasychica37]

HOW DO I STOP SEEING BOOBS IN THE MILKER TAG

[cultofmilker]

boy howdy I wish I knew

[finrod-feelagund]

[whywubweb]

they watchin u

[sauronnaise-deactivated20260515]

Irmo sleeps in Lórien

[cirrdan]

Once more, cause I absolutely in love with this Milker face. That's how he supposed to look like :3

[whywubweb]

they watchin u

[ela-draws]

“Now Fëanor's heart was still bitter at his humiliation before Mandos, and he looked at Melkor in silence, pondering if indeed he might yet trust him so far as to aid him in his flight. And Melkor, seeing that Fëanor wavered, and knowing the the Silmarils held his heart in thrall, said at last: 'Here is a strong place, and well guarded; but think not that the Silmarils will lie safe in any treasury within the realm of the Valar!' But his cunning overreached his aim; his words touched too deep, and awoke a fire more fierce than he designed; and Fëanor looked upon Melkor with eyes that burned through his fair semblance and pierced the cloaks of his mind, perceiving his fierce lust for the Silmarils. Then hate overcome Fëanor's fear, and he cursed Melkor and bade him be gone, saying: 'Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos!' And he shut the doors of his house in the face of the mightiest of the dwellers of Eä.”

- JRR Tolkien

[ela-draws]

Sorry I had to 😂

Credits to @cy-lindric for Milker and Feener's magnificent faces 😂😂

[sauronnaise-deactivated20260515]

Milker Wazowski

[nailsinmywall]

celebrimbor with his uncles <3

(top left to right: curufin, ambarussa, maedhros, celegorm, maglor (crouching), caranthir)

(amrod, celegorm, caranthir, tyelpe, maglor, amras, maedhros)

[captainadwen]

does the silmarillion actually say that morgoth’s armor is dark or is that a universal stylistic color choice?

[maglorious]

no it’s of many colours like saruman

[captainadwen]

this sounds textually and thematically correct

[maglorious]

Milker’s armor

[iamtrappedinsideasnowglobe]

[i-am-darth-feanor]

My first digital drawing, I am so proud-

B E H O L D  M I L K E R

[vildo]