Fëanor
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Anyways lol have feanor the fiery boi (i feel like everytime I draw him he ends up getting more pretty)

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Fëanor
Me? Posting consistently and not once every 6 months how :O
Anyways lol have feanor the fiery boi (i feel like everytime I draw him he ends up getting more pretty)
saw this and felt inspired
Hottest of takes my brain came up with just now while half asleep between alarms:
A being known primarily by a nickname that has become a widespread symbol throughout their world, not the king/président for most of their life but a major player in their own way mostly as a symbol, has had unexpected levels of impact with some negative repercussions beyond their own actions, struggles with conflicted feelings about their own creation, in a world where they have a creator and a panel of arbiters who often take actions in a way that causes harm and are out of touch with their populace, ultimately chooses to defy these arbiters forge a new and different path from the one they thought they were intended to take, leaving their immortal paradise for a land of mortals with different and often more cruel leadership where their life will burn short and bright, in the process inciting an incident that caused great upheaval in their home realm
Barbie or Fëanor?
Having thoughts on that saying "fire is s good servant but a terrible master" and how that applies to the ability to create, it being amazing and wonderful when honed and controlled but how it can destroy a person if it takes them over...thoughts about Miriel's boy being the spirit of fire and the Silmarillion being titled what it is...Miriel's boy being a son of his creation rather than the father of it...them controlling and destroying him...betrayed by his very craft...his very spirit...
of the darkening of valinor
I mean maybe Tolkien’s descriptions of the battle before and after and Fëanor’s eventual [s]elf-combustion make up for it, but. X
So, my bro didn’t understand where Mordor was so I showed him a map and it escalated.
My brother then asked about how the Silmarillion history worked for Sauron and my dad and I started explaining it with a very long and convoluted metaphor:
Uncle Morgoth is going through his emo phase and gets his nephew to be his informant on the family business
Uncle Morgoth creates Las Vegas in the middle of Nevada
He finds out that his family’s the government of artists that live in shangrila
He also finds out that Stalin has made these infinity diamonds that are the best things in existence but he can’t touch them because his sister imbued them with peanut butter and he’s super allergic
He’s super pissed cause he knows that she did that for that exact reason
Nephew bails and becomes the main accountant for the main casino in Vegas
Uncle Morgoth creates the gestapo by splicing people with alligators
He also creates hybrid hippos but the run wild and like to squat in banks
Uncle Morgoth pretends to go straight to scout out the infinity diamonds
He decides that the best way to get the diamonds is to get IT to eat all the peanut butter in shangrila while he hides the diamonds in a paper bag
This goes well until IT realizes that it fuckin loves peanut butter and can’t get enough of it and tries to eat both uncle Morgoth and the infinity diamonds.
Uncle Morgoth yells and calls in all of Vegas (including the gestapo-gators , hippos, and nephew) to drive IT off
They only drove IT off by like 2 miles before IT fell into a ravine and couldn’t get out so they just shrugged and left it at that.
Uncle Morgoth uses the paper bag like a glove to put the diamonds in his infinity tiara (think Statue of Liberty’s hat)
Stalin swears an unbreakable vow on the name of God to get the infinity diamonds back and makes his 7 kids swear it too, they can’t go home or chill out until they get the diamonds back even if Stalin dies
Stalin’ half siblings also swear to help him out and they all try to leave shangrila
Shangrila is on lockdown due to the recent terrorist attack
Stalin and co. try to convince the lifeguards to give them their boats
The lifeguards are all like : “hey we can’t do that because the country is locked down because of the terrorist attack!” To which Stalin and co. respond “okay🗡🗡🗡” do a stabby stabby and then take the boats to sail to California.
Only half of the co can fit on the boats at a time so Stalin says he’ll send the boats back to pickup his half siblings
Stalin, being the paranoid jackass that he is, burns the boats once they reach California and may or may not have immolated one of his sons
The Half siblings see the smoke and know what Stalin must have done so they walk all the way to California through Siberia
Because Stalin caused an international incident all of the traveling people are now banned from shangrila so no one can go home
Stalin and co settle in California and found L.A , San Francisco, San Diego, and Seattle because they realized they needed more man power to try to take Vegas
Uncle Morgoth has started kidnapping the artists and torturing them into nazis
After a while Stalin tries to go raid Vegas for the diamonds but gets curb stomped by the king of the gestapo-gators
He also goes out so hard his body literally goes up in flames
His oldest son tries to talk it out with uncle Morgoth but he’s captured and chained to the side roof of the casino by his hand
Then the oldest son just hangs there for years until his cousin gets help from a shangrila pilot and to save him has to cut off his hand
And that’s where we left off . I have no idea how my brother understood that but he said that he actually did so 🤷🏼
I made my name "Feanor" on jackbox and everyone keeps pronouncng it "Feener"...and they don't even know!