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[cum2thecuntryofjordan]

This was meant to go up 2 days ago when I did it but the gram decided it didn't want to upload any of my caption soooo This is a look inspired by a wonderful unnamed MUA that @starhoyte shared with me and asked me to recreate. How'd I do qurrr Feel the creative juices flowing through me once again. And now that this wack semester is finally over, Expect to see more of lil old me in the future. Eyes: #makeupgeek poppy and #urbandecayelectricpalette slowburn for the oranges Orange toned red from #morphe35b to deepen the color Dark plum shade from the morphe palette for additional definition Foiled yellow gold shade from same #morphe palette For a dramatic inner corner #macsoftochre paint pot to create the negative space, set with a matte white from #makeuprevolution #lagirlcosmetics liner in Royal blue for waterline #toofacedbetterthansex mascara #sugarpill elemental chaos on lower lashline Foundation: #milani 2 in 1 and #revloncolorstay foundation Concealer: #ysl touch Eclat concealer which even at a discounted price on glambot was waaay too expensive and im honestly not getting the hype #ulta bronzer from let's face it palette and #katvondshadelightpalette for contour #electricpalette in slowburn and savage for blush #champagnepop and #proseccopop for highlight Lips: #kikocosmetics liner in 316 Milani lipstick in mystique mauve #esteelauder lipstick in Hot kiss Brows by #wunderbrow

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i’ve been laughing for half an hour

[cum2thecuntryofjordan]

Oooooh my god I haven't done anything artsy in forever and I wasn't feelin myself Expect glitter all over the gram this holiday season Eyes: #coastalscents Violetta and Edgy Eggplant (I'm not even joking I bought this shade just because of the name lmaooo) in the crease #urbandecayelectricpalette in urban to deepen crease and then jilted sort of dusted over everything #makeupforever shadow in I-872 on brow bone and #kvd lunar lights on inner corner So I tried a new crease shape today where I followed my brow bone almost up to my brow which left some open space in my actual crease. I filled that space with a pearlescent pink shade from the #morphe 35B #violetvoss glitter in The Fair #eyeko eye do liquid liner. I pressed some black shadow over it because it wasn't quite enough to totally cover the glitter #christinalashes #nyx crystal liners in crystal hip and crystal pink on lower lashline This is a disgustingly long description so I'm gonna put face description in the comments. 😙

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[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[disneymoviesandfacts]

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

[itsxandy]

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

[anosci]

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[paradisiak]

Everyone forgets about Atlantis and it makes me sad. That movie is a masterpiece!

[cum2thecuntryofjordan]

Day 57 of #100daysofmakeup My look today was very Elsa dyed her hair brunette and is a little gender confused rn but she still knows she the boss of the frost so it's okay Eyes: #coastalscents antique lilac, rosy pink also from #coastalscentscosmetics and #urbandecayelectricpalette in Jilted Coastal scents azure frost on lid #anastasiabeverlyhills treasure on inner corner Buttery from #abh and treasure on browbone #nycliquideyeliner #wetnwild lash primer and #maybelline the falsies mascara #essencecosmetics white liner in water line and jilted on lower lashline Foundation: #clinique matte foundation and #lorealinfallible pro matte foundation Concealer: #nyx HD concealer Powder: #cotyairspunextracoverage Also a mixture of #bennye neutral set and ben nye super white was used to bake and i looove the finish Contour: #nyxcosmetics blush in #taupe Highlight: #maccosmetics all the right angles palette in light, the cream shimmer in the palette, overlayed with treasure eyeshadow Lips: #ciatelondon patent pout in....ugh im sorry I'll look as soon as im home Overlayed with #occcosmetics lip gloss in hedonist #makeup #mua #motd💋 #beautyguru #elsa #undiscovered_muas #like #follow #icequeen #cooltones

[cum2thecuntryofjordan]

#day56 of #100daysofmakeup (yesterday) Last day of the kat von d challenge. Aaaand im kinda glad because while these palettes are radatouille, she's getting bored. Back to our regular scheduled programming. Oh and let me know if there's any particular look you'd like to see!!!! Eyes: all #katvondserpentina and #katvondchrysaliseyeshadowpalette Blood milk, Venom, and Ankh in crease Queen and Hieroglyph on lid. Hieroglyph on brow bone Prophet on inner corner and lower lashline #kiko eye kohl in 114 which I've clearly been loooving recently, it's a nice Bordeaux plum color Ankh on upper lashline #maybellinethefalsiesmascara Primer: #rimmel fix and perfect Foundation: #katvondlockittattoofoundation Powder: #bennye neutral set. To bake as well Contour: #maccosmetics all the right angles palette in light Blush: #macblush in life's a picnic Highlight: the shimmer cream in the contour palette, overlayed with #macvanillapigment which gave me a bomb ass glow....a lot of mac today huh. Lips: #nyx wicked lip in risque #makeup #mua #motd💋 #beautyguru #beauty #undiscovered_muas #like #follow #kvd #katvondlook #katvondbeauty #nyxcosmetics #makeuplife #makeuplovers #vintage #newwave #80s

[cum2thecuntryofjordan]

#day55 of #100daysofmakeup The gay intensifies Eyes: all shadows from #katvondserpentina and #katvondchrysaliseyeshadowpalette Venom throughout crease Mezzanine on lid going into crease Hybrid moments on outer corner and on lashline #kiko eye kohl in 15 on water line, and smoked out onto lower lashline with hybrid moments Transition on inner corner Black milk on brow bone #maybelline the falsies mascara Foundation: #revlon color stay Concealer: #lagirlproconceal in porcelain Powder: #cotyairspunextracoverage Contour: #katvondshadelightpalette Blush: #amaretto and rose spritz from the #champagneglowfacepalette Highlight: #champagnepop Lips: #nyxlingerieliquidlipstick in bedtime flirt #makeup #mua #motd💋 #beautyguru #beauty #beccacosmetics #kvd #katvondbeauty #nyx #nyxcosmetics #purplesmokeyeye #gay #queer #like #follow #undiscovered_muas

[cum2thecuntryofjordan]

#day54 of #100daysofmakeup Playing around with #androgyny since my gender shifted, so I did facial hair makeup :3 except beards for a little while tbh Eyes: all shades from #katvondchrysaliseyeshadowpalette and #katvondserpentina Blood milk and Ankh in crease Medusa and Lunar lights on the lid #sephora liner in Fairytale smoked out with Scarab on lower lashline #jordana felt tip liner and #wetnwild megaliner in black #maybellinethefalsiesmascara Foundation: #lagirlproconceal in porcelain on high points and in toffee on low points Powder: #cotyairspunextracoverage Contour: #katvond shade light palette Highlight: #champagnepop and #morphe35kpalette pearlescent shadow For the beard I drew on hairs with #nyxtameandframe pomade and shaded it in with the darkest shade in the shade light palette. First time ever doing it and can't wait to work on the technique further Lips: #katvondeverlastingliquidlipstick in lovesick. It's a katvond kind of day now isn't it? #makeup #mua #motd💋 #beautyguru #beauty #katvondbeauty #katvond #kvd #nyx #nyxcosmetics #morphebrushes #morphegirl #trans #genderfluid #genderreveal

[cum2thecuntryofjordan]

#day53 of #100daysofmakeup Galaxia eyes (Because galaxy eyes isn't femme enough) Eyes: all shadows from #katvondchrysaliseyeshadowpalette and #katvondserpentina #imagiccosmetics cream color in navy blue aaallll over the eye as a blue base Glasswing, graphic nature, and tournay in crease Nile on inner lid, and ....oh god whyyyy. I'VE HAD THIS PALETTE FOR 2 YEARS FOR F**KS SAKE! but it's the dark shimmery blue from chrysalis on outer lid #nyxcrystalliner in clear all over the lid to give a *starryeyed* type of effect #urbandecayglitterliner in #midnightcowboy on inner corner Nile on lower lashline Foundation: #katvondlockittattoofoundation Powder: #cotyairspunextracoverage Contour: #katvondshadelightpalette Blush: #milani baked blush in Deliciozo Pink #oldie but a #goodie Highlight: pearlescent white from #morphe35kpalette Lips: #milaniamoremetallics in cinematic kiss #makeup #mua #motd💋 #beautyguru #undiscovered_muas #like #follow #galaxia #galaxymakeup #kvd #katvond #katvondbeauty #nyx #nyxcosmetics

[cum2thecuntryofjordan]

The eyes from #day50 of #100daysofmakeup :3 Description on rest of face is in #previouspost ALL shadows from #katvondserpentina and #katvondchrysaliseyeshadowpalette Venom, hybrid moments, and tournay in crease Black milk on browbone Lunar lights and transition on inner corner #imagiccosmetics gold cream color and prophet (which is the GLORIOUS gold pigment in serpentina) on the lid #jordana felt tip liner and #wetnwildmegaliner in black #kiko kohl eyeliner in the red wine shade smoked out with hybrid moments #maybellinelashsensational mascara and #ardelllashes #makeup #mua #motd💋 #beautyguru #katvond #katvondlook #katvondbeauty #kvd #serpentina #undiscovered_muas #wetnwild #maybellinenewyork #like #follow #cutcrease #goldlid #makeuplife #makeupart

[cum2thecuntryofjordan]

#day51 of #100daysofmakeup Eyes will be in separate post Primer: #rimmel fix and perfect Foundation: #katvond lock it tattoo foundation Concealer: #nyx HD concealer Powder: #bennye neutral set Contour: #katvondshadelightpalette Haha used ALL THE #beautyfavorites today Blush: #tarte Amazonian clay blush in fanciful Highlight: #morphe pearlescent white eyeshadow overlayed with yellow gold eyeshadow also by morphe Lips: #essencecosmetics lipliner in give me a rose, and #maccosmetics lipstick in sweet and sour #makeup #mua #motd💋 #beautyguru #undiscovered_muas #like #follow #kvd #katvondbeauty #katvondserpentina #katvondchrysaliseyeshadowpalette #nyxcosmetics #morphebrushes #morphegirl

[cum2thecuntryofjordan]

#day49 of #100daysofmakeup For my next week long challenge, I'll be dipping into the #katvondserpentina palette for the very first time!!!!! Here's a grungy glam look, using shadows from both the serpentina and #katvondchrysaliseyeshadowpalette While it's a beautiful palette, it's a rather difficult one to base a diversity of looks from. Therefore, for this challenge, it will be called a "kat von d eyeshadow challenge", where the only shadows I'll be using are from these two babiez. Eyes: detailed description in later post Foundation: #revlon colorstay Concealer: #lagirlproconceal in light ivory Also, la girl pro concealer in toffee was used for some bronzy cream contouring #katvondshadelightpalette was used to further highlight and contouring the face Blush: #milani baked blush in red vino Highlight: #physiciansformulanaturalnude palette Lips: #revloncolorstay lacquer balm in coy #makeup #mua #motd💋 #beautyguru #undiscovered_muas #kvd #katvondbeauty #grunge #grungeglam #like #follow #smokeyeye #makeupchallenge #makeupislife

[cum2thecuntryofjordan]

Wtf Is she looking at???? #day48 of #100daysofmakeup Eyes: will be in a separate post Primer: #rimmel fix and perfect Foundation: #katvond lock it tattoo Powder: #cotyairspunextracoverage Highlight/contour: #maccosmetics all the right angles contour palette in light Shimmer highlight: cream shimmer from mac palette overlayed with lunar lights from #katvondchrysaliseyeshadowpalette Lips: #sephora mega shine lip gloss in glossy pink (what a naaame) #makeup #mua #motd💋 #beautyguru #smokeyeye #kvd #kvdbeauty #like #follow #undiscovered_muas #cooltones #makeuplife #makeuplover #makeupartist

[cum2thecuntryofjordan]

#day47 of #100daysofmakeup Surprise! I decided to give you guyzes one last #missfame look :3 culminating the challenge with my most favorite look of them all. #cosmicqueen. Had a BLAST recreating this. Im gonna try doing at least one super creative look every week, so stay tuned :3 Eyes: #maclipliner in magenta and #urbandecay247eyepencil in accuse to begin cutting crease #urbandecayelectricpalette jilted, urban, and chaos to define crease White #imagiccosmetics cream color on lid to clean crease, and thrash from electric palette overlayed with revolt for some sparkle #sephoraliquidliner in sapphire and #ardelllashes #essence eyeliner in white and chaos on lower lashline Foundation: #kryolantvpaintstick in F1 mixed with #mehroncreamstick in ivory Highlight: #mehron stick again Contour: turquoise and navy blue from Imagic palette overlayed with urban and gonzo after powering. Freak and thrash on apples Forehead contour: savage from #urbandecay electric on perimeter, followed by slowburn, followed by yellow in #bhcosmetics brazil palette Lips: #imagiccosmetics creme color in turquouse, accuse liner as pencil, and white Imagic color to highlight #makeup #mua #motd💋 #like #follow #undiscovered_muas #missfamenyc #drag #rainbow

[cum2thecuntryofjordan]

#day43 of #100daysofmakeup (which was yesterday) Platinum aura. It doesn't look exactly like #missfame because I couldn't go into work with glittery brows and whatnot. But it was heavily inspired. Eyes: #urbandecay247eyepencil in delerious to cut crease Magenta from #bhcosmetics welcome to Brazil palette, and #makeupforever eyeshadows to define crease #imagiccosmetics white cream color and #morphe35b matte shadow on lid. Morphe shadow on brow bone as well #jordana felt tip liner and #wetnwildmegaliner #maybellinelashsensational Primer: #niveamenpostshavebalm and #rimmelstaymatteprimer Foundation: #katvondlockittattoofoundation Concealer: #katvondcrémeconcealer Contour: #katvond shade light palette Blush: #milani baked blush in Corallina Highlight: #macvanillapigment Lips: #milanilipliner in Bordeaux and #nyx wicked lippe in power #makeup #mua #motd💋 #beautyguru #missfamenyc #aura #undiscovered_muas #maccosmetics #like #follow