Bruce, texting: Call me
Tim, texting back: Give me a couple minutes I can't find my phone
Bruce: Oh, okay
Tim:
Bruce:
Tim:
Bruce: You're a terrible child. You're killing me, Tim. You're killing your father.

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Bruce, texting: Call me
Tim, texting back: Give me a couple minutes I can't find my phone
Bruce: Oh, okay
Tim:
Bruce:
Tim:
Bruce: You're a terrible child. You're killing me, Tim. You're killing your father.
You know those posts about one of Bruce’s kids getting kidnapped and him having no idea which kid they have based on the vague descriptions he’s given? Well now I can’t only imagine Bruce getting the dreaded call and immediately pulling out a guess who board filled entirely with his kids. Like
kidnapper: we have one of your children
Bruce: I have so many of those you need to be more specific
kidnapper: the loud and annoying one
Bruce, flipping down Cass and Duke: that does not help as much as you think it does
kidnapper: well he has black hair?
Bruce, flips down Steph: keep going
kidnapper: uhhhh? He’s short?
Bruce, flips down Dick and Jason leaving Tim and Damian: more specific
kidnapper: he’s been condescending and judgmental since we got him
Bruce: yeah they both tend to do that
kidnapper: he keeps throwing around words I don’t understand
Bruce, realizing that Damian and Tim are significantly more similar than he thought: uhh more specific?
kidnapper: more?? look just wore us the mon— WHERE’D HE HIDE A KATANA???
Bruce: ah you have Damian
can you imagine Damian getting upset enough to fight someone on patrol and Jason just picks him up by the hood and makes him face the other direction and it just surprises him so much that he can't even be mad any more?? like he just gives a confused glare at Jason and moves on
its in my head so often
THIS IS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY it goes along with my headcanon that jason is the one person in the family that can smack damian upside the head without consequence. jason gets big brother privileges of manoeuvring damian around like a wind-up truck and damian's just like ok i guess im facing this direction now and keeps going. it probably stems from the intense trust that damian knows jason won't ever turn him wrong and so if jason turns him to face a different direction it's probably for a reason and he's learnt to just go with it, but it has the unintended side effect of making damian look like a slightly blank-minded toddler and it's fucking hysterical everytime the bats get to witness it.
been playing cybersleuth and hacker's memory, and really wanted to draw some of my favourite rookies! I was inspired by the style hawberries used for their pokemon icons like these ones :3 had a couple of false starts but i'm happy with these ones
hello 10 year old me is holdingme hostage plshelp
Jason should kill the Joker and just not tell anyone. like, lets be real here, if he were to silently slip in and kill the Joker in his sleep, are any of the workers at Arkham really going to give enough of a shit to say anything??? with the paperwork they’d have to do, and the attention they’d get once the media caught wind of the break in/murder, i bet all Jason would have to do is leave like, a basket of muffins next to the dead body as a thank you and the staff would just dispose of the body and shut the fuck up about it.
i bet you he could get through a solid six to eight month period of being weirdly happy and interactive with the rest of the family before Dick finally asks why he’s been in such a good mood lately over family dinner
Jason, casually: i dunno, i guess i’ve just had a weight lifted from my shoulders; there’s less to drive me away now.
Bruce, thinking he’s finally done something right: aw Jaylad, i’m so happy you’re feeling more comfortable!
Dick, the only batkid around when Jason was Robin, remembering all the times Jason would transform into the happiest kid on the planet only for them to find out a week later it was because he’d pushed a bully down the stairs at school and fractured his wrist: hold on B.
Dick: Jay, what weight has been lifted?
Jason, still nonplussed: well i finally got my GED, and the Joker thing really calmed the lazarus rage. also Steph got me into puppy yoga, we go once a week.
Bruce:
Bruce: what Joker thing.
Jason, glancing up from his food: ? d’i not mention that? he’s dead, man.
Bruce:
Dick:
Dick: sorry, what?
Tim: why the fuck am i never invited to puppy yoga?
Bruce, having a panic attack: y- what are you talking about Jay-
Tim: i would LOVE to go to puppy yoga. what the FUCK?
Jason, shrugging: you can come to puppy yoga, replacement, it’s all good
Bruce: the Joker’s dead?
Tim: FUCK YEAH, PUPPY YOGA
Jason: i think they do it with goats too.
Damian: i would be interested in this activity.
Jason: hell yeah family yoga session
Bruce: JASON PLEASE EXPAND ON THE JOKER THING
Jason: no i don’t like your tone. anyway, dick, puppy yoga?
Dick:
Dick, glancing at Bruce’s glare nervously: …i would be down for puppy yoga
Batfamily roll call
Batman: Bats, sound off. Nightwing, go
Nightwing: Not dead yet
Batman: Hood?
Red Hood: Still breathing
Batman: Robin?
Robin: Tt. These buffoons are not skilled enough to beat me, father
Batman: Spoiler?
Spoiler: Kicking ass and taking names, B
Batman: Orphan?
Orphan: 😊👍
Batman: Red?
Red Robin:
Batman (slightly concerned): Red Robin?
Batkids (unanimously): Yummm
Batman: 😐
Batkids: 🙂
Tim: I was awake at 2 am last night and-
Dick: patrolling?
Tim: no, in bed, anyways-
Jason: do you need a new mattress or something? That seems like a bad time to be up
Tim: no?? As I was saying, do we get.. like.. a pension?
Dick: uh? I do I’m a police officer?
Tim: no, for being Robin?
Damian: Drake, don’t be ridiculous.
Tim: don’t get me wrong, Bruce did support us when we were all minors but… what about retirement??
Jason: …holy shit
Damian: father probably has money put away
Dick: I mean…
*Alfred walking in*
Alfred: What is this about retirement?
Tim: ARE WE GOING TO GET ANY FORM OF PENSION??
Alfred: master Timothy, you are one of the least likely to need to worry about that
Jason: WHAT ABOUT ME??
Alfred:
Alfred: Im sure Master Bruce has money put aside for university that… none of you have used
Damian: I could use mine
Alfred: Al Ghul, you are a money tree
*Bruce walks in*
Bruce: Whats happening in here?
Dick: Do we get pension? Or anything for being Robin?
Bruce: uh.
Bruce: Maybe, I put stuff aside for you and Jason, but after you inherited your families money, and Jason died… oh
Jason: …
Bruce: I’ll… start investing
Tim: great things happen at 2 am
something about the destruction of bludhaven happening explicitly in the middle of under the hood, and batman desperately trying to save and get back the son he lost to a bomb explosion only to (presumably) lose another son to a separate and completely unrelated explosion while he's doing it
like this man is not catching a single break oh my fucking god
Dramatice Lives Legacy Challenge
Do you enjoy storytelling? Do you enjoy drama? Do you enjoy a good sims legacy challenge? Do you only have the basegame?
Well worry not! I got a challenge for you! This dear simmers is The Dramatic Lives Legacy Challenge (DLL for short). This is a legacy challenge with heavy focus on storytelling each generation has a rather dramatic story to tell with some fun challenges along the story aswell!
This is a basegame legacy challenge BUT if you wish there are optional packs you can use for some generations and some optional story telling parts aswell.
Also if something isn't basegame and is a main task please tell me all main tasks should be basegame.
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Basic Rules
Keep lifespan on normal
Your sims can live where ever you please
You can cheat for the first house but after that money cheats are not allowed
Every generation should complete tasks
Your sims can be of any gender you'd like
If you play this challenge i'd love to see it, if you wanna share it with me use the hashtag #dramaticlives so i can see it!
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Generation 1| House Sim
You dreamed of being a house sim ever since you were little, it seemed like the perfect life for you. You would do anything for your family, not to mention you loved kids and taking care of the house so you're be happy everyday! You rarely have free time but when you do you love to play chess! you have that secret smart side about you!
Traits|Family Oriented, Neat, Perfectionist
Aspiration| Succesful Lineage
Career| None
Challenges|
Max the Logic,Gardening and Cooking skills
Complete Succesful Lineage aspiration
Have atleast 2 children
Have a well maintained garden
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Generation 2| Annoying Younger Sibling
As a younger sibling i you admired your older sibling so much that you wanted to be exactly like them, you wanted to do all they do, you wanted to be friends with everyone who they were friends with. This made a bit of a rift between the two of you as they got older and started getting annoyed by your behaviour, they would've locked their room door from you so you couldn't get in and yell at you to stay away whenever you got too close. Once they moved out you followed you may only have been a teenager but you couldn't keep yourself away from your sibling, They allowed you to move in with them since secretly they do love you even if you are annoying.
Traits| Active, Loyal, Clumsy
Aspiration| Bodybuilder
Career| Athlete
Challenges|
Max Handiness and Fitness skills
Complete Bodybuilder aspiration
Max the Athlete career
Have a close relationship with an older sibling
Have your second child right before becoming an elder [You're Only Allowed To Have 2 Children]
Optional|
Packs you need| Strangerville
Do Strangerville storyline
Replace Athlete career with Military
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Generation 3| Romance Sim
Your parents had you when they were already pretty old, you were sort of their suprise baby that they had been wanting for years but hadn't been able to get almost giving up until suddenly you were born, well they ended up dying when you were still young so you ended up being raised by your older sibling, although they did the bare minimum they gave you a roof over your head and food on the table nothing more. You grew up seeing other kids happy with their families and you hated it why couldn't that be you? As a teenager you ended up becoming a trouble maker and as you grew to an adult you fell into the world of crime. And You struggled to keep a relationship so you decided you wouldn't even try and became a serial cheater.
Traits| Romantic, Artlover, Noncommital
Aspiration| Serial Romantic
Career| Criminal
Challenges|
Max the Charisma,Painting and Mischief skills
Complete Serial Romantic aspiration
Max the Criminal Career
Have children with multiple different partners
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Generation 4| Musician Sim
You grew up LOUD!! Your parent wouldn't notice you unless you were loud so you grew up yelling alot, turning loud music on and whatever you could just to be as loud as you could. As an adult you were still loud! You can't stop yourself you are just a very loud person! So you became a ROCKSTAR!
Traits| Outgoing, Music Lover, Glutton
Aspiration| Musical Genious
Career| Entertainer
Challenges|
Max the Piano,Mixology and Comedy skills
Max the entertainer career (Musician path)
Have atleast 5 good friends
Have a social event atleast once a week
Adopt a child
Optional|
Packs you need| Get Together, Highschool Years
Replace Music Lover trait with either Dance Machine (Get Together), or with Party Animal (Highschool Years)
Replace one skill with the Dance skill
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Generation 5| Quiet Sim
You were adopted to your family at a young age, you don't remember much from your past but you do know it left some deep emotional scars which is why you've grown to be quite gloomy and quiet. People often tell you that your presence ruins the mood cause of your gloomy aura, so you tend to just stick with books and being alone.
Traits| Gloomy, Loner, Bookworm
Aspiration| Master Chef
Career| Culinary
Challenges|
Max the Gourmet Cooking and Writing skills
Complete Master Chef aspiration
Have 2 good friends [those are the only friends you're allowed to have]
Marry a highschool best friend
Optional|
Packs you need| Cats and Dogs, Cottage Living Highschool Years
Replace Bookworm trait with Cat/Dog Lover (Cats and Dogs) or Animal Enthusiast trait (Cottage Living)
Replace Master Chef aspiration with Friend Of The Animals aspiration
Replace Culinary career with your very own Vet Clinic
Replace Writing skill with Vetenarian skill
Replace Loner trait with Socially Awkward trait
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Generation 6| Good Sim
You were always very popular, but not only that but you were always a great person aswell! Always helping others and being friendly to everyone, you have lots and lots of friends. Eeveryone always like you straight away, although some people are jealous of you. You have a bad habit of trying to keep everyone else happy however
Traits| Good, Self-Assured, Clumsy
Aspiration| Friend Of The World
Career|Business
Challenges|
Max the Charisma,Photography and Logic skills
Complete Friend Of The World aspiration
Marry a childhood frenemy
Have one Enemy [Could Be A Work Rival]
Optional|
Packs you need| City Living, Get Famous
Replace the Business career with the Politician career
Become atleast 3-Star Celebrtity
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Generation 7| Creative Sim
You were heavily bullied for your looks your whole life, it seems like you couldn't catch a break, what is wrong with your looks? is it the birthmark? Who knows... Nobody could ever believe that you're the child of the most popular person in town, some thought you weren't attractive enough to be their child, others said the difference in personality says it all. Cause of the rudeness of other people you isolated yourself to your room, you would just paint and paint all day, your room was messy and the walls filled with beatiful artworks. As an adult you struggled to commit to relationships and jobs, you hopped from one career to another and one relationship to another.
Traits| Creative, Slob, Noncommital
Aspiration| Renaissance Sim
Career/s| Culinary, Writer, Painter
Challenges|
Max the Painting,Cooking, Violin skills
Get fired from Culinary and Writer jobs
Travel to Sylvian Glade after being fired to think while fishing [both times]( Secret world in Willow Greek)
Max the Painter Career
Have atleast 5 failed relationships
Get married young but then later divorce
Marry and find final partner as an adult
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Generation 8| Stylish Sim
Your parent always told you creativity is the most important thing in life, so you ran with it. You always loved fashion, clothing was your main way of expressing yourself, you wore the most insane outfits known to man but somehow you always looked cute regardless, Your parent spoiled you rotten cause their life along with yours was a huge mess.
Traits| Materialistic, Neat, Hot-Headed
Aspiration| Fabulously Wealthy
Challenges|
Max the Photography , Writing skills
Max Style Influencer career
Complete Fabulously Wealthy aspiration
Become Rich! [min 200k simoleons]
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Generation 9| Space Sim
You always loved space, you dreamed of going to space and being in space your whole life. Unfortunately your parent didn't like that, they always told you it was too dangerous or they'd miss you if you went so far away, but you never listened if you wanted to go to space you would go to space and nothing can stop you even the nagging of your parent. The relationship with your parent did strain a little bit cause of the arguements you would have cause of your dreams. but eventually you grew close with your parent as an adult.
Traits| Genious, Bookworm, Snob
Aspiration| Nerd Brain
Career| Astronaut
Challenges|
Max Rocket Science, Handiness skills
Max Astronaut career
Visit Forgotten Grotto (Secret world in Oasis Springs, requiers lvl 10 Handiness skill)
Marry a childhood best friend
Complete Crystals Collection
Optional|
Packs you need| Get To Work, Crystal Creations
Instead of Forgotten Grotto visit Sixam (Alien world)
Replace Astronaut career with Scientist career
Get abducted by aliens
Max Gemology skill
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Generation 10| Mystery Sim
Your parent knew everything about you, they always seemed to sneak around in your room, so you learned to hide stuff and to keep secrets very well. Your parent always tried to push you towards a sciency career path and they always lied to you about stuff but you always found out of their lies. You learned to not trust anyone at an early age cause of your parent. Once you became an adult you cut contacts with your entire family and all your friends, you changed your name and partly your looks so you wouldn't be recoqnized, almost as if you had died. You were soon scouted to become a secret agent and you accepted, this was the perfect job for you although you did struggle with trusting your co-workers at first. On your free time you tended to paint, it relaxed your mind.
Traits| Gloomy,Foodie, Loner
Aspiration| Painter Extraordinaire
Career| Secret Agent
Challenges|
Stay Single Your Whole Life
Max the Secret Agent career
Max the Logic,Painting, Charisma And Athletic Skills
Optional|
Packs you need| none
Pretend you found an abandoned baby while at work by adopting a child
Fall in love and get married after getting retired
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I've worked really hard on this challenge and its stories, i am very happy to finally share it with all of you. Have Fun Simming!! Love - AngelSimz
Incorrect quotes, but it's Tim creatively getting out of situations he doesn't wanna be in :D
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Bruce: Alright Tim, we have a long patrol tonight, so—
Tim: Can't tonight.
Bruce: Why not?
Tim: I'm off my birth control.
Bruce: . . ?
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Stephanie, walking into a sitting room: Alright, Tim, ready to go out?
Tim: Uhhh, no, Jason shot me.
Jason, who's sitting right next to him, reading a book: What?!
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Bernard: Timboo, you've gotta go to this therapy appointment.
Tim: I would. I really, really would, but sadly I cannot.
Bernard, hand on his hip: Oh? What's the reasoning this time?
Tim, who has never owned a pet in this life: My hamster died, I'm real messed up about it.
Bernard:
Bernard: More reason to see the therapist.
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Dick: Tim! Ready to go get your wisdom teeth removed?
Tim: Sorry, it's a bad day to go, world's ending.
Dick, looking outside: Hm, odd, looks fine out, we haven't been called for any emergencies, Bruce is asleep...
Tim: That's how it starts.
Dick: Uh huh... ALFRED!
Tim: NO!
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Cass: Ready for the gala?
Tim, eating hot chips in bed with his phone out: Sorry, I'm going into labor.
Cass:
Tim:
Cass: You have a problem.
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Roy, on the phone: Hey, is Jason there?
Tim, looking at Jason who's asleep in the manor: No, he died again. Goodbye.
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Damian: Timothy! I require assistance with Titus' bath.
Tim: Yeaaaah, I would, but unfortunately I'm late for my funeral.
Damian: You will be if you do not assist me.
Tim: Sorry, can't hear you. Must be the different states of consciousness or something...
Damian, stomping away: FATHER!!!
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Jason: Hey, RR! I need help with this case, mind comin' over to my safehouse when we finish up 'ere?
Tim, in front of Commissioner Gordon and a whole fleet of GCPD: Sorry, Red Hood, I can't. I'm pregnant.
Jim, spitting out his coffee:
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Bruce: Tim, care to explain why you never filed your report last night?
Tim, staring intensely at the thirteenth season of a show he started yesterday evening: Uhhhhhhhh, time loop, my bad.
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(BONUS)
Bernard, on the phone: Tim! You're late! We were supposed to meet up two hours ago, where are you?
Tim: Sorry, I got super ebola.
Bernard: Really? You're playing that angle with me right now?
Tim, who's lying in the med bay, actually actively dying:
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”
Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
Oh my god they were phishing
Fireheart should’ve gotten a permanent burn scar while saving Bramblekit from the fire I just think it is extremely symbolic and would do irreversible things to my brain
Fire will save our clan, but will it save you? Did it save Yellowfang? Did it save your daughters and grandchildren? Will the flames you left in your wake forever burden your descendants?
Rude😒
First batch of designs >:D
Gladestar, Shell-leap and their (-haha this will probably be controversial?- Parents!!
Yeah in this au, Shell-leap and Gladestar are the only two kits of the late Cavestar and Caroline!
Really, I wanted Shell to be Caves daughter but,, also have Glados looks like Carolin yk, so they're sisters now :33
New au just dropped, SteamClan!!!
This is a Portal 2/Warrior Cat au! It's got some story to it and I'm incredibly fond of it,,, despite making it randomly today lol
The main focus of this au aree, drum roll pleaseeee
Chell = Shell-leap
Wheatley = wheatfrost/star
GlaDos= Gladestar/ Gladewing
Cave Johnson = Cavestar
Neil/Space= Starpaw
Rick/Adventure= Quickpaw
Fletcher = Featherpaw
Orange = Orangekit(later frost)
Blue= Bluekit(later fire)
Echo= Echoheart (the turret who tells you stories :D)
Virgil= Vineleaf* (from mel's story)
Gavin= Sneezetuft* (glitchy, from meet the cores I think)
Caroline= Caroline kittypet version
I'll post like the basic run down of the story later hghgh it's 2 am and I am t I r e d :DD
Designs will be posted on my insta (@/starziichu) first
Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box
Always