here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls
i have truly posted some things online
to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

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here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls
i have truly posted some things online
to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls
what the fuck is going on at the local walmart
I saw this on a tiktok
who posted it on tik tok i think we should be funnyman rivals
“How to tell the temperature from your cat’s sleeping position.“ From Your Incredible Cat: Understanding the Secret Powers of Your Pet by David Greene.
@notsexualaboutit
cats can tell you everything you could ever need to know
my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot
i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this
what do i do
he is here….
i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does
How else would you pet the goose if you did not let him in?
I used to let my turkey free range because she was polite and stuck nearby and liked to eat bugs, and one day I went out and I couldn’t find her in my own yard and so, worried that she’s bothering the neighbors, I walk over to their yard through the little woods between us
And there she is
Standing at their back door
Tapping on the glass
And the lady comes to the door, and mind you I’ve never actually met my neighbors yet, and she starts letting Joslin into her house!
So I yell, and burst out of the trees, startling everyone, and start apologizing for my bird bothering them, and the lady looks absolutely baffled
“Your bird?”
Apparently this wasn’t the first time Joslin had done this
Apparently she’d just been over visiting my neighbor for weeks
And my neighbor just dead-ass thought she was hanging out with a wild turkey
She just let an entire wild turkey into her house without question
And my dumb bird apparently would just go in, inspect everything, and then walk out again
I cannot even imagine what this lady was thinking, she just accepted that she’s getting a house inspection from mother nature a few times a week.
I’m not surprised at all someone let a farm goose in. Humans have no sense of self preservation when it comes to things that we might get to pet.
Goose Game DLC: The Goose is LOOSE INDOORS
NO I JUST OILED YOU DON’T GO IN THERE
BAD CAT
BAD
We took the drunk train home.
They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.
Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.
the composition here is honestly close enough to a medieval painting, and just fuckin beautiful in 2138908 ways, that i think we can go ahead and hang this in a museum, thanks
it's dumb that stress makes your hair fall out slowly. you should reach a certain level of stress and it should all fall off at once in a heap
waiter: enjoy your meal!
me: you too *becomes instantly bald*
sitting here thinking about how stupid americans are at geography yup
Is that actually a thing? like do Americans not learn that stuff??? I am confusion
it is actually a thing, and it is frightening
I was really curious about this so I (from Spain) took a quiz to see how I did and got a 98%… Kinda wanna start a thing sooooo..
take this quiz I took, reblog and comment where you’re from…, I’m tryna see sumn lmao
America… 42% :(( its not our fault!!!!! its the education system’s!!!!!!!!!
OH FUVK I ONLY GOT ONE OF THEM
This American loved the maps part of geography so yeah. This was pretty easy.
Like with horses do cows have to have their hoofs trimmed?
Yes! Hoof trimming is pretty big business, all dairies I know have have their cows’ hooves trimmed on the regular.
Give em a good flip!
The post that confused horsepeople, cityslickers and even some farmers
Blease stop Dutch is barely a respectable language as it already is
#oh thank god i thought i was having a stroke (via)
Translation because I like to torture myself :D
“Oopsy-woopsy! The train is brokey-wokey! We’rew worwing vewy hward to fix twis, maybwy u swould uwse a bwike owo”
HOW IS THAT BETTER (I’m still having a stroke)
Mont giving us some GREAT material the last couple days.
If he's paying for stuff in vibes, does that mean he might end up paying with a... vibe cheque...?
i will shoot you on sight
Capitalism at its best. Some role models we should all consider. I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!
I just need to work for them tbh
And they openly support Black Lives Matter. They are GOLD ❤️
they also have an AMAZING dairy free almondmilk ice cream. changed my life
They’ve also gone in front of congress to testify that every shitty business’s claims that minimum wage hikes are bad are complete bullshit
Ben and Jerry have also been arrested for peaceful protest at least one time, so we know they’re the coolest
Support Ben and Jerry’s!
Ben and Jerry’s was started because
“Ben has a rare sinus condition known as anosmia, which prevents him from being able to smell. He has said that he has no idea what flavors are, and has difficulty determining the differences in wines or spices, but he has a strong sense of mouth-feel and texture to compensate.”
So they decided to make a bunch of different ice creams with differnt textures for him! And now they are a whole ass supportive company
Guess whos working for Ben and Jerrys