I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear.

I'm Leslie, and this is my Tumblr. There are many like it, but this one is mine. She\Her 28

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[appendingfic]

did i imagine people actually briefly being aware that when a tumblr post starts making the rounds about some super-cool object, it's an astroturfed ad and you should just ignore it?

[dehydratedlydia]

if it has a hyperlink in the post or reblog like "found it" or "here it is" or whatever its an ad stop reblogging it and block op please

[lydiogames]

[lydiogames]

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

[blogfeind]

[dgeometric]

Every other site's algorithm: Here is an endless stream of content we have decided you might like. If you slip and forget to bookmark something, you will likely never encounter it again.

Tumblr's algorithm: Here is one post we have decided you WILL like. We are going to keep bringing it up, forever.

[colorado-rockies-official]

bunny moment

[colorado-rockies-official]

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

[colorado-rockies-official]

you come into our house and say something so brave and true

[allsadnshit]

tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[she-ramen]

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

[logan-exe]

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[depsidase]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

oh fuckkkk man not the SERIAL UNALIVER

[homunculus-argument]

I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

[wario-hentai-hobbyist]

Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

[wario-hentai-hobbyist]

Found it!

[homunculus-argument]

It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.

[maythe4th]

Obi-Wan Kenobi & Leia Organa in OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022) @swshows week: day six – favorite dynamic

[letmebegaytodd]

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

[youkai93]

The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

[teethwreath]

absolute decadence

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[bi-files]

I’m a patron of the arts (I leave nice comments on aO3).

[sreegs]

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

[radwolf76]

Canny Mountain, Charlie!

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[everbright-mourning]

That's a self perpetuating amount of money I the stock market! Throw that shit in a market index mutual fund and you can be whimsical for the rest of your life!!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post