Barris Sakan is a bean.

Honestly I have no idea how to use the tumblr app that well so please forgive me.

[currently-underrated]

My Pokemon Go code!

7083 2101 6833

Please feel free to add me. I know that we both need more friends ;)

[glumshoe]

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

[argumate]

no but I wanna

[glumshoe]

it’s called “Humiliate The Boy” and it’s just line after line of Jafar making it Weird™️

including the very real lyrics “oh, we’ll emasculate him slowly/all the better to enjoy/how delicious to humiliate the boy”

Disney why

Disney I can’t kinkshame fast enough to keep up with this shit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

after learning Ursula’s character design was based on a (truly splendid) drag queen, I just sort of got lazy with assuming she would always be the most salacious disney villain. 

but apparently Jafar is a dom with a thing for twinks & humiliation play so what do i know

[glumshoe]

I don’t think I’d call Ursula especially salacious–she makes jokes implying that men only want sex, and she moves like a theatre major at the grocery store with their friends, but I wouldn’t describe her as horny.

I guess Frollo has a whole song about how horny he is, and both Gaston and Jafar also have “marry the heroine but in an evil way” as motives. 

[smokyquartz323]

Ursula is comfortable in her sexuality. Frollo is horny on main but trying to deny it. Gaston and, apparently, Jafar are horny period, with Gaston being mysoginistc and Jafar having a humiliation kink

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

Oh dear

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok someone do an alignment chart

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I made an alignment chart because I needed something to occupy my time. no one but frollo is on the “conflicted” bar because no other disney villain is anything but 100% comfortable with their sexuality and that’s that about that. gaston is evilly sexy, not evilly horny, because the only person gaston is horny for is gaston.

also, did we NOT already know jafar was kinky? was the slave girl outfit and hypnokink not a huge giveaway?

[crispydumbass]

I love tumblr coz where else would I read a serious analysis of Disney villains in terms of them being sexy/kinky/horny while listening to a very disturbing kinky Jafar song

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone replace “but conflicted” with “but a creep” and add scar and hades

[wee-tiny]

[pixie-mage]

Perfect

[currently-underrated]

Can we get one of these for morally grey/true neutral characters?

[xhorass]

Weird question but if y’all were stuck in a time loop where you died and then the day restarted over and over again, what slightly insanity-inducing song would be playing every time you woke up

[currently-underrated]

Like... is the Supernatural fandom going to take this post over or....

[fagflint]

pirates really had it going on man...... high waisted skinny jean lookin ass pants........ loose fitting and often deep cut shirts........ tall boots.... the belts.... swords....... long hair a lot.......... where did it all go........

[currently-underrated]

Other than the swords. I feel like it all went into the 80s. Hair bands man. They dressed like pirates and you cant convince me otherwise.

[adhighdefinition]

[unmedicated adhd brain]

[currently-underrated]

Things that make me realize I have undiagnosed ADHD

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe we have trouble sleeping because there are enemies nearby

[currently-underrated]

They're called my parents. So shut up.

[cmajalis]

IT’S FINALLY HERE AND WE HAVE A DATE FOR CASE 4!!

[currently-underrated]

I don't know who they are, or what this is about other than the Netflix description. But they're now my children and I love them.

[catchymemes]

[currently-underrated]

Please be aware that these are the people that brought us Rasputin. The most iconic song ever.

[intersectionalism]

[zenkaiankoku]

This is torture. Solitary confinement for kids.

[striffyisme]

[ID: a white person in a blue FBI t-shirt, with long blonde hair and pink eye makeup, with the TikTok handle @elysian_cosplay. They sign as they speak, throughout the video. At some points, images appear behind them, of sources for the things they are discussing.

The CCs say: “Hey, I want to cover something important. As some of y'all know, I am deeply engrained in the Deaf culture because I want to be an interpreter, and I have Deaf family. The world is slowly becoming more accessible, and I am proud of our progress.

However, I want to discuss this school. This is the Memphis Oral School for the Deaf. The school will be opening soon, but they do not let their students sign, they discourage it. And now they require masks, which means Lipreading is out the window.

This article [there is an article on screen behind them] points out that even without masks, teachers would often cover their mouths when they spoke. So they couldn’t lip read. Their reasoning? To ensure that their students were “listening with their EARS”. Read that again.

You’re taking away their [Deaf children’s] language, they are not being given Dynamic Equivalence. They have nothing. When are y'all gonna learn that Deaf kids don’t need to be fixed? Please spread for awareness.“

End ID]

[currently-underrated]

My old ASL teacher actually went to a school like this. It might even be the same school. It was absolute torture for him. Please spread awareness for this! These schools are taking away the only way for deaf children to communicate with each other and with those around them.

We should never force another to conform to a society or language that simply doesn't work for them. It would be like asking the blind to never learn braille, or to cover their ears when they speak and still expect them to understand you.

[catchaspark]

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

[timefortigers]

sheds a single tear

[catchaspark]

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

[sandersstudies]

Nothing but respect for the song used to silence Nazis.

[heroofthreefaces]

one meme to rule them all

[animate-mush]

The offspting needs to watch this every night to go to sleep. He calls it the “little hobbit movie”

[per4mancecheck]

jeez wow this song still slaps

[currently-underrated]

This song is so old!

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer's Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot....why the fuck are we horny for elves

[currently-underrated]

Why go for the snooty Elves with long flowing hair that is 1000% better than yours with bodies like Adonis and the personality of Narcissus when you can have a man with a dad bod. The same height (maybe a little taller if they are lucky) who will make your ass go back to bed to give you second breakfast in bed. Just saying. Plus Frodo was adorable.

[noizu]

yes it’s 2020. yes i’m still playing dmmd. we exist.

[currently-underrated]

Yes its 2020. Yes I just recently got into playing the game even though the fandom is a dying one. We exist.

[currently-underrated]

Dont you hate it when you find a great fandom only after it's been dead for a while. Me too.

[kanna172014]

It’s not exactly dead since we did get a stage play last year and they’re planning to release an official uncensored English version in the future.

[currently-underrated]

Nice! I can't wait!

[neenarchive]

homoeroticism. stop having it be subtext

[currently-underrated]

Is this aimed towards William Shakespeare or...?

[saintsideways]

Prompt I will never do anything with: instead of being given to the Dursleys, Harry Potter is put up for adoption and is adopted by the Addams Family

[fieldbears]

Gomez, being forcibly removed from the stands of a Hogwarts quidditch match for the third time: MY BOY! MY BOY’S UP THERE! HE’S SEEKER!

McGonagall, sweating: Mr. Addams, how do you keep sneaking onto grounds

[saintsideways]

As I said to @door :

Wednesday is woefully jealous of how dramatic Harry's origin is and fiercely protective of him, only SHE is allowed to torture him

[door]

[tygermama]

Harry's hair would be more slicked back and shinier than Draco could ever hope to achieve Harry still gets sorted into Gryffindor Morticia says he gets that from Gomez' side of the family

[crinosg]

Meanwhile Wednesday gets into Hogwarts as well,

*During House assigning*

Professor McGonnagal: Wednesday Addams.

Wednesday *begins to get up*

Sorting hat: Yeah no, no, sit back down kid. You’re Slytheren. I have never been more sure of anything in my existence.

*Later at Slytheren dorm*

Draco: Well look, if it isn’t Potter’s little Mudblood sister, listen up you little...

Wednesday: *Shoots Malfoy a glare which instantly silences him.* You will listen to me and listen carefully. I do not like repeating myself. Harry is off limits. In fact, everyone in Gryffondor is off limits, that goes for the rest of you. If you cause ANY trouble for my adopted brother, you will answer directly to me. Is this understood?

Draco:...Yes mum.

*Later in potions class*

Snape: Potter, you were two seconds late, twenty points from Gryffondor.

Wednesday: *Picks up beaker and smashes it on the floor.* Professor Snape. I have wilfully destroyed school property. I believe that is a twenty point deduction from Slytheren house.

Snape: Did you? Well I didn’t see it so.

Wednesday: *Gets up, walks to the front of the class, looking Snape in the eye the entire time, smashes another beaker on the ground right in front of him.* Twenty. Points. From Slytheren.

Snape:..... Alright then twenty points from Slytheren.

Wednesday: *Returns to seat, still glaring at Snape*

Snape: Now before we get on with classes I have the results of last weeks pop quiz, fairly expected stuff, Mr. Weasley you did adequate, but your penmanship was atrocious which is...

Wednesday *Grabs another beaker and holds it up with a look on her face that says ‘I can keep this up as long as you can old man’*

Snape:....Something you should work on in the future.

*Later*

Draco: Can’t you just expel her professor?

Snape: Well I could in theory, but considering her muggle father keeps somehow sneaking in here I think whether she has permission to be here or not is rather Academic. Besides, I’m not crossing her after what she did to Umbridge.

Draco: *Shudders* Don’t remind me.

[randomslasher]

This is one of those posts I'm going to watch for hopefully in future to see what awesome new additions it gets. Go on Tumblr, be brilliant!

[teethkeeper]

please keep me informed as well

[injuries-in-dust]

I just imagined the third book when they learn Sirius Black is trying to kill Harry, and is his godfather.

Gomez: well that makes him family, we must invite him over.

Harry: but father, everyone says he's trying to kill me.

Gomez: oh, of course, how thoughtless of me. Lurch, put away the swords for guests and sharpen up the good swords we use for special occasions! A relative visiting is one thing, but a murderous relative needs to be celebrated.

Harry: thank you, father.

[im-forever-a-fangirl]

XD and as soon as they find sirius is innocent hed be welcomed into the family with open arms.

Can you imagine the Addams during the fight at the ministry of magic or at hogwarts?

[injuries-in-dust]

Gomez with a sword

Mortitia with man eating plants

Pugsley with explosives

Wednesday just keeps pulling bigger and bigger weapons out of those tiny pockets on her dress. She has a wand but never uses it!

A death eater turns a corner and she's inexplicably there with a cannon!

[koffinrott]

Okay but the Addams Family going off on Dumbledore for all the BS he put Harry through without warning him like he could have. (Because fuck that shit. Destiny/fate my ass.)

[saidebanks]

Just...just all of this... Mortisha: So how was your first year of schooling children? Wensday: *pouting* Harry got to see a 3 headed dog and play with it. Harry: Only a little! Gomez: Oh how fun! Maybe we should look into getting one or 2!

[dianamoonposts-deactivated20240]

All the yes

[duhultimatenerd97-deactivated20]

How am I only just finding this, this is brilliant

[injuries-in-dust]

When they find out Lupin was fired for being a werewolf they offer him a place to stay. Granmama brews his wolfbane potion every month, better than Snape!

And they start calling him "cousin Remus" before the end of the second week.

[sullivantwissarcana]

Yes to ALL of this

[currently-underrated]

Didnt Mortica come from a long line of witches? Her family tree goes as far back as the Salem witch trials. So I don't think that Wednesday Addams would be a mudblood. She would be a half blood.

But as soon as that M word was uttered from Malfoys mouth, she would give him one glare that said 'I try and kill my brother for fun, but everything I did to him would look like child's play compared to what I am planning to do to you.'

Also I feel like Neville would never have to fear Snape because of Wenesday. She is far scarier than Snape could ever dream of. And it makes her parents very proud.

[aroacekaiba]

Wish i didnt need glasses cuz then id get one of those nose bridge peircings

[currently-underrated]

Contact lenses. Or if you have the money (and if you dont want to stick your finger into your eyes everyday), laser eye surgery. Best of luck, my dude.

[lastoneout]

Im a simple polyam, I see three or more idiots, I ship them together.

[lastoneout]

Fuck ship wars everyone is dating no I will not take constructive criticism

[lastoneout]

Join me in polyshipping the only thing you have to lose is your chains

[currently-underrated]

I've been polyshipping since the beginning folks. Join the chaos.