Drive Me Closer! I Want to Hit Them With My Sword

29 Trans Mess.

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the headline was funny but the full quote is killing me. why did she phrase it like that.

[b4rfbrain]

[im-mender]

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

[homunculus-argument]

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

[miss-hexatrix]

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

[elenafisher-archive]

[mavenmemnon]

[pavlovspet]

I hate when people try to be subtle . . tell me EXACTLY what you want or I will explode in confusion .

[bimstown]

ghosty ghosts

[inappropriate-elf]

Steven Falls Over 

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

Boris won’t stop annoying me for dinner even though dinner is in 40 minutes so I’m trying to teach Boris when to expect dinner using base-bean

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

sulking

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[swoony-spoonie]

When the brain fog kicks in..

[lastoneout]

was half convinced this was on purpose

[egberts]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ

Voting ended onJun 27

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ

[curioscurio]

[elisecairo]

[katherynefromphilly]

As someone who was alive when Bob Ross (and William Alexander before him — that’s where the approach is from) was on PBS, I can 100% testify that you can paint along with him.

You may need to learn how to set up your paints and such… but this is what people did, live, while the show aired. That’s what the show was for. I had family members create lovely works of art they enjoyed, which I still have on my walls, because William Alexander and Bob Ross both said:

SCREW METICULOUS CLASSICAL ART PRACTICES — JUST GRAB A PALETTE KNIFE AND BIG OLD BRUSH AND PAINT!

They freed a whole generation of people who were taught to paint detail and realism and exact representation of reality — people who largely gave up this kind of thing because it got tedious.

I watched the joy of family members as they rediscovered art as a messy fun spontaneous half hour activity.

Give it a try.

[animentality]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

last line hit like a mack truck

ink: diamine oxblood

[scifiseries]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[teaboot]

Is this a bit silly? Yes. But consider: living in the same universe as RoboMonk

[teaboot]

We Are One step Closer