poyo!

Ollie. 29. he/him/his. trans guy who was raised by wolves (in the trenches of early 2000s internet)

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[puckgoodfaggot]

[id: two photos of marsha p johnson sitting in a yellow robe, with her hair in pigtails with red ribbons, holding a snoopy plush. in the first she is looking at the camera and grinning. in the second, her face is tilted up slightly and turned in profile, her eyes are closed, and she has a gentle smile /end id]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Gary Larson would love it, I think.

[shalmonsdraws]

🐊

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[sloppystyle]

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

[thunderbottle]

he’s on his way

[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[fake-lancelot]

[smosh-stuff]

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[elifinchsart]

my new bugsnax.... ibugprofen

[kosmogrl]

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[orpheuslament]

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever