unserious

i have been on tumblr for 14 years

[closedooropenwindow-deactivated]

Just steeped my tea for like 30 minutes idgaf im crazy

[wolfstrong]

Last night was a tubi original

[animalyears]

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

[eroscestlavie]

whenever I go to the restroom and can’t piss immediately I get so mad because all I can think about is that weird sexist John Updike passage where he’s like “the pee got lost inside her mysterious Woman Body”

[eroscestlavie]

Me drunk as fuck & easily physically distracted knowing logically I have to piss sitting on a bar toilet mad as hell like IF I DON’T PISS RIGHT NOW JOHN UPDIKE WILL HAVE BEEN RIGHT

[aqwult]

we used to watch netflix on the wii

[only-cat-memes]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

honestly the original USDA food pyramid was funny as fuck for recommending 6-11 servings of bread a day. like honestly don't mind if I do

[souperluminal]

Artober 15: Hag

[themaarika]

based on Hark! A Vagrant by Kate Beaton

[psych00-mantis]

Shar’s Favorite Princess 🌙🖤

[heedra]

one time in trader joes I saw a deathknight wither a nectarine to straight up mildew and ash in their hands and then put it right back on the display

[forlorngarden]

kind of crazy how they drop this bar like 20 minutes into the game. let me get up let me get uppp

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

there's something almost addictive about smoking cigarettes

[headspace-hotel]

[headspace-hotel]

I checked the date on the original post and it's December 11, 2021. That was the day after I came home from college, immediately after the semester where I had a breakdown that collapsed my health into chaos and dissolved my identity and goals.

This post is me at rock bottom, and that makes it so much funnier

[a-cloak-deactivated20241120]

I know things aren’t very Fergalicious right now dude but hang in there

[hoot-alex]

[inthesensethat]