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@cyxncrab
you have now entered
SALMON SLAMMIN SATURDAY
reblog if your name isn't Hans.
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
3,531,544 non-Han’s
Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.
3,697,721 non Han’s
im not hans
by process of elimination we will find every Hans on this site
Why the fuck are there 10 million people on this site??
Where are you Hans
We’ll find you Hans
Come out, come out wherever you are Hans…
hans can’t run forever.
Tumblr will find you, hans. There’s no escape.
Hans will be found and eliminated
One by one they will f a l l
✨✨✨✨✨✨
Nuh, not me
My name is Roller and I support this message
nearly 11 million people not named hans
MY NAMES NOT HANS K I D
Oh wow looks like I am not Hans.
Wow, thats a lotta people who aren’t Hans
It’s OK, Hans. Come live in my closet. I’ll feed you cereal ‘til the mob abates.
Why are we hunting down Hans?
Hans knows.
I’m not Hans-
Hans I am not
if i have to read the word “Hans” ONE more time-
This is the most notes on a post I’ve ever seen, holy shit. Finding Hans by process of elimination really is the goal
this is like playing Where’s Waldo but it’s over 11 000 000 people wandering through the woods with torches and pitchforks
TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”
via reddit.com
so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”
that’s…a pretty good analogy actually
US moron came to town
Hunting for some coochie
Wrote a G up on his belt
And this bitch called it Gucci
Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America
Gay trans guys are valid
Gay trans guys are valid
Gay trans guys are valid
Gay trans guys are valid
Gay trans guys are valid
Gay trans guys are valid
check out this spotify playlist of men covering women’s songs without changing pronouns
double nice
[ID: a tweet by Joel Kim Booster “If you’re covering someone else’s love song, don’t change the pronouns, you fucking coward. That song is about a man and you’re gay for the next three minutes!!!” End ID.]
[ID: tags that read “what if you. change the pronouns to be gay.” End ID.]
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK
Your purpose in life is not to love yourself but to love being yourself.
If you goal is to love yourself, then your focus is directed inward toward yourself, and you end up constantly watching yourself from the outside, disconnected, trying to summon the “correct” feelings towards yourself or fashion yourself into something you can approve of.
If your goal is to love being yourself, then your focus is directed outward towards life, on living and making decisions based on what brings you pleasure and fulfillment.
Be the subject, not the object. It doesn’t matter what you think of yourself. You are experiencing life. Life is not experiencing you.
Thank you this is the first post about self love that hasn’t made me want to throw things
1999 - fruit by the foot
so glad shirts don’t do this anymore
reblog to lovingly hug ur mutuals
Does anyone know what to do
I am reblogging this again, and I want to add that anyone who sees this image to please not go into the notes if they value their mental health.
You are amazing and God has made you perfectly, and you don’t need to read the hatred some of these people are spewing.
Who wants to come with me to New Jersey to go on an exciting adventure to find the magical mystery baseball mud
POWERFUL American Potion Ingredient: Secret New Jersey Baseball Mud
The fact that Twitter allows porn but not public death threats and tumblr allows public death threats but not porn is objectively funny and the fact that a large portion of us chose the latter over the former is objectively funnier
Friendly reminder that the reason you feel so much better is because of your meds, don’t stop taking them unless you talk to your doctor first, you really do need them, I promise.
Around June I stopped taking my eye medication because I hadn’t had a problem with my eyes in months. I got really lazy about doing it; then I stopped them altogether.
Turns out, the reason I stopped having problems with my eyes was because I was religiously taking my medication. Whodathunk. Now I have to work to get back to the place I was before I decided I was “better” (I wasn’t!).
If you thought this post was just about anti-depressants or lithium, it could be! For me, this post is about eyedrops, for you it might be about antibiotics, or it might be about zoloft. Whatever it is, please consider talking to your doctor before making a sudden shift to stop taking it. It’s not bad to be on medication. It’s not bad to need it.
…and on a related note, do not let anyone tell you that because you start feeling worse if you don’t take your medication, that means you’re “addicted”. That is not how addiction works.
Okay everyone reblog this version
may reeks of a warm childhood i cannot seem to remember.
what socks do pirate love the most?
Arrrrgyle
you got it! what’s a pirate’s favorite element?
Arrrrrrrgon
right again. what’s a pirate’s favorite state to visit?
Arrrrrrrrrkansas?
yep. what’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
R!
oh, you think it’s an R, but it’s really the C
Heard a guy do a pirate song once and yell out jokes like this to the audience during the bridge. The last one:
Singer: “What’s a pirate’s favorite crime?” The audience, primed by now: “Arr-son!” Singer stops playing, stares at us all reproachfully, says: “Piracy.”
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
#i’d illegally download you all
reblog if you’d illegally download your followers