This Barbie is a D-1 Hater

my professors think i’m funny 19 | lesbian | she/her i've got anxiety and internet access

[sceptixfakemon]

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

[sceptixfakemon]

no no it's fine

[elegantdeerbaran]

look at my doctors dawg i am such a fucking lesbian

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

batman but with anatomically correct bat ears

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if i may humbly elucidate:

[chocolatemicenwhiskey]

@ritzy-biscuit

[ritzy-biscuit]

@chocolatemicenwhiskey

Hope no one screams in those ears 😬

[ritzy-biscuit]

@origami-trust

I took a screenshot of your tags before you fixed them >:D

Can you imagine a bat dressed, crazed man driving by just yelling “ECHOLOCATION!”

[ritzy-biscuit]

@jovialjuggernaut @stephalupagous @untilfurthern0tice HERE.

[morgana-the-perpetual]

[kayjayo1227]

FUCK ICE

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[tthedriversseat]

She’s behind me isn’t she

[fashnik3]

[triangular-anguish]

Turn signal? Ok, if you say so…

[alhashimis]

the pitt s2e12

[d-1hater]

can’t wait for this thursday i need dr john shen biblically

[d-1hater]

Item: Your ID Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you have a username you always use in games?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

i don’t normally play games with usernames but some variation of my name with an absurd amount of repeating letters

[darthdisasterous]

Imagine getting arrested on the Fourth of July for doing the most American thing known to man: standing up to corrupt authority figures you do not respect.

Jesse Van Horn the king that you are.

[scrubtop]

its just so fucking funny that this season samira is like "yeah my life plan has gone to shit and i have to rethink my entire future at the drop of a hat and im starting to think i dont even know what my passion is or what path is right for me" and mel is like "my best friend kept this big secret from me and im afraid everyone i love will leave and find better things to do and better people to love" and robby is like "yeah i might off myself in the next week or so" and victoria is like "im feeling so much pressure about my future and my place in the world from my parents and soon i need to make a big decision about my future in medicine if medicine is in my future at all" and trinity is like "my r2 year is off to the worst and most challenging start and i feel like i am never going to catch up and the guy i hate is back and i cant deal looking at him or talking to him and my situationship that i have more-than-situationship feelings for is blowing me off and treating me like an afterthought" and frank is like "i had the worst 10 months of my life where everything i have i was at risk of losing because i was trying to treat my pain and in doing so i hurt people and let people i care about down and now i have to walk back into my workplace and i have to try to make it up to them" and cassie is like. Man, I Have Got To Get Laid This Weekend.

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[drjthepitt]

i find it really interesting that santos thinks no one knows where langdon got the drugs from. if i worked in a job where i had relatively easy access to drugs and my coworker was sent to rehab i’d probably be able to make an educated guess about where he got the drugs.

[rahnesinclair]

HBO: Hey try to be neutral about the ICE topic ok

The Pitt: Our virally successful hot silver fox who is white as the driven snow is arrested by ICE because he was trying to protect his patient from further injury because ICE are animalistic bullies and we want to show that to the wider HBO audience that won't recognize brown pain.