“Kaboom?”

“Yes Rico, kaboom.” 💥 💥 💥 ICON IS NOT MINE!!

[d-angel00]

STATUS: This account is on long hiatus without ending date. I am here, but I will not post anything until I think of something good or simple and funny. Currently sitting through a major burnout.

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. .┊ ◟﹫ NAME: Call me Julek! he/him

. .┊﹒𐐪 AGE: 🦖

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NSFW content will NOT appear on this account, as I am aware that I got quite a few minor followers that either do or don’t hide their age in their bio — and I still fully respect that. My wish is to make this blog family friendly for most of age groups… and I’m making it slowly!

CURRENT FAVOURITE FANDOMS: Transformers (fresh), One Piece (moderate), FNaF (veteran), Stranger Things (fresh), House MD (moderate), Game of Thrones (fresh), Genshin Impact (moderate), HTTYD (moderate), LoTR (fresh), The Hobbit (moderate), Pokemon (fresh), […]

I DO ART COMMISSIONS! Reach out to me whenever you want in DMs to talk about the project and payment! Only via ko-fi or paypal! (Link down below)

Ya’ like Jazz?'s Commissions

Currently struggling with money, any kind of help/donation/commission will do a big favour to me!

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Rung: “Oh, hello [_____]! You look pleased today, what happened?”

You: “I got sunshine in my pockets.”

Rung: “It’s… not possible? Or is it—“

You: *lifts your hoodie to show a pair of glocks, each one in your pockets*

Rung: “—OKAY. OH MY PRIM— OH ME—“

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Rodimus: “Has anyone of you seen _____ recently?” SCRATCHES THE BACK OF HIS HELMET, WHILE LOOKING AROUND THE OTHER BOTS DURING THE MEETING

Swerve: “Nope, they didn’t even bother to show up at the bar for chatting today.” SAYS AS HE TRIES TO MAKE A JENGA TOWER FROM STYLUS PENS

Megatron: GETS A MESSAGE FROM ULTRA MAGNUS, THAT HE CANNOT ATTEND TO THE MEETING DUE TO PERSONAL ISSUES. BEFORE COVERING HIS FACEPLATE AND HIDING A SMIRK AT THE PHOTO THAT SKIDS SENT HIM FROM VENTS

Megatron: “I think I know what they’ve been up to for past few hours…”

SWIPES HIS SERVO AND PROJECTS THE PHOTO OF MINIMUS HOLDING HIS HELM WHILE WATCHING HIS MAGNUS ARMOR BEING COVERED WHOLE IN STICKERS, WITH ONLY A MILLIMETRE SPACES BETWEEN THEM

THE WHOLE CREW IS EITHER ENTIRELY LOOSING THEIR SHIT OR TRYING TO HOLD IT IN FOR MAGNUS’ SAKE

[_____]: WALKS PROUDLY INSIDE THE MEETING ROOM, THEN SITTING DOWN ON YOUR SEAT

Ratchet: “So… will I be forced to remove every of this stuff?”

[_____]: “Nah, let my husband feel bedazzled for a second. It counts as a reminder not to overwork himself and accidentally put his body into small coma.”

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have you ever considered taking care of blurr after he got cubemaxxed? Yeah? Because now you get to pull him around the base like this;

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Your mech’s POV while seeing you shower, during dating:

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they just appreciate it

featuring Julian - @d-angel00 ‘s OC… hope I did him justice-

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Meet my OC Julian‼️ // Comms Open!

He’s madly in love with Wheeljack, even if he doesn’t show it that much… such a goofball.

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Your art is cool btw :) I love the style so so so so much <3

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Grimlock… he’s just so AAAAARUFHAJCBJSBCHAKCKKSKCNAPFNAOCBIWBCKKWXNNSNFJAONCEI okay you know my point

Like my art? Buy me a ko-fi! // link on pinned

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Meet my OC Julian‼️ // Comms Open!

He’s madly in love with Wheeljack, even if he doesn’t show it that much… such a goofball.

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You: “Happy Holidays everyone!—“ *steps inside the main bar*

Cyclonus: *walks out from behind the counter, covering swerve’s duty, while being dressed as reindeer*

You: “What happened…”

Tailgate: “Whirl…” *dressed as Santa, sitting on cyclonus’ shoulders*

Whirl: *runs out of the changing room with two ornaments taped to his chest guns* “I GOT MY TITS PIERCED AT CLAIRE’S WITH A DISCOUNT!!”

You: “Okay yeah that was a stupid question.”

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I love me a good yaoi yumeship

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COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! 💕

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Rodimus: “I just got a text from [____]… OMYTFYB?… What?…”

Jazz: *looks at Swerve, knowing what it means*

Swerve: *glances back at Jazz*

Ultra Magnus: “Precisely, it means… wait… ‘on my way’… ‘to’…” *struggles with human slang*

Whirl: “On my way to FUCK YOUR BITCH.” *shows a selfie that you sent to him with Megatron completely wrecked in the back*

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Tailgate icon for my friend on insta 🫶🫶🫶

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Post decepticon attack break in the city

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I’m not normal about them anymore, More undercut!!!