you're in a car with a beautiful boy

main of @fagjimmymcgill | cain/tony/rot/ace | he/it | 21

[transfemininomenon]

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

[transfemininomenon]

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

[enba-and-luka]

[gaytanic-panic]

[barstoolblues]

[pangur-and-grim]

she's always staring at him

[typhus-andronicus]

[rainbowgaez]

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

[rainbowgaez]

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

[my-dailydreams]

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[kosmogrl]

it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time

[gorps]

[tall]

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[sluttynurse]

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

[piendish]

preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited

[piendish]

It's so cool here

[piendish]

i learned a lot there i think

[dogpuppy]

[cheddar-baby]

What the hell?

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool